John Hasting’s Rant of the Day: The Future

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watchmojo.com i am internationally
famous comedian John Hastings and today
my friends I mourn for the future think
about this we were promised some amazing
things during my time that we never got
now in the future 2010 think about this
when I was growing up I was told we got
flying cars cities underwater an
amusement park on the moons were only
the super-rich and now we have none of
that now we just have twitter and yeah
it’s okay that I know the Barack Obama
really likes cheese but I’d rather have
a flying car you know what I mean I
think about this when we have kids how
are we supposed to prove to them that
we’re super badass we’re not going to
have things like walking up a snowy hill
both ways to school house that was on
fire and ran by a nun now we’re just
going to have to say crazy hit like oh I
remember when the microwave was outside
of your body and pizza pops weren’t free
and I remember when Facebook wasn’t was
just a social media site it wasn’t the
president that’s horse crap so for me
let’s start beefing up the society you
know what I mean badass shit like fire
eating ice dancing competitive ski
jumping followed by hugs you know make
it real for the internet for
watchmojo.com I’m lover boy John
Hastings