all I can say is welcome to safety core
William thank you really happy to have
you here it’s part of our family but i’m
just going to need to go over a few
things here for insurance reasons just
to make sure that everything’s official
that okay with you no problem great you
know you look like a healthy young man
i’m sure this will only take a few
minutes the sooner the better i can’t
wait to get started that does the
attitude that got you hired here you
know we’re going to take this
opportunity to introduce you to the rest
of the office gang did you get in here
please okay I guess we’re just going to
start with the basics here what’s your
age 26 and any allergies nope on any
medication nope other than the
occasional tylenol you know if they’re
big night out nothing you know I see
what do you say that you drink between
four to six seven to 10 11 or more
alcoholic beverages per day those
options seem a bit high don’t they hi I
guess I’m the one asking the wrong
questions aren’t I please answer with a
frequency in the amount of use of the
following substances poppers really is i
mean is this a probe cocaine wut rip
whippets paint thinner marijuana listen
I don’t do any of these things I let
several reasons a sight I just don’t
like the thought of putting something in
my mouth that other people have already
you know touchy a so we’re worried about
contracting communicable diseases please
confirm the presence of the following
gonorrhea herpes simplex one and two is
this normal people crabs what I don’t
even like seafood why not allergies
according to you answers earlier
Williams you said you had no allergies I
don’t William we don’t take this honesty
lightly in this company I wasn’t even
lying please no more lies I’m sorry we
just don’t have a position for you here
anymore
have to ask you to leave let’s let them
go uninsurable
William thank you really happy to have
you here it’s part of our family but i’m
just going to need to go over a few
things here for insurance reasons just
to make sure that everything’s official
that okay with you no problem great you
know you look like a healthy young man
i’m sure this will only take a few
minutes the sooner the better i can’t
wait to get started that does the
attitude that got you hired here you
know we’re going to take this
opportunity to introduce you to the rest
of the office gang did you get in here
please okay I guess we’re just going to
start with the basics here what’s your
age 26 and any allergies nope on any
medication nope other than the
occasional tylenol you know if they’re
big night out nothing you know I see
what do you say that you drink between
four to six seven to 10 11 or more
alcoholic beverages per day those
options seem a bit high don’t they hi I
guess I’m the one asking the wrong
questions aren’t I please answer with a
frequency in the amount of use of the
following substances poppers really is i
mean is this a probe cocaine wut rip
whippets paint thinner marijuana listen
I don’t do any of these things I let
several reasons a sight I just don’t
like the thought of putting something in
my mouth that other people have already
you know touchy a so we’re worried about
contracting communicable diseases please
confirm the presence of the following
gonorrhea herpes simplex one and two is
this normal people crabs what I don’t
even like seafood why not allergies
according to you answers earlier
Williams you said you had no allergies I
don’t William we don’t take this honesty
lightly in this company I wasn’t even
lying please no more lies I’m sorry we
just don’t have a position for you here
anymore
have to ask you to leave let’s let them
go uninsurable
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