one thing I got to give it up to you
guys is your air you guys can breathe
here I live in Los Angeles and I didn’t
realize I was being deprived of oxygen I
got off the plane here I took a deep
breath I was like oh my god I can do
great you know and then we flew it was
totally nice flying it I won’t say what
airline cause it wasn’t this one but
anyway they said you can’t say the names
you don’t want to offend those sponsors
and stuff and you know big hand for
WestJet start carrying bigger seats so
fluffy people can enjoy the ride yeah no
matter what seat on man even if it’s
first class it feels like Coach but no
man it was uh it was a rough ride coming
over here and kind of had a little I got
a light we had a little air pocket and
the plane dropped like 50 feet like that
I’m sorry I don’t care how tough you are
when you’re in the sky and you fall out
of the sky I’m not gonna lie I was gay
for five seconds
I was a brokeback Mexican yes I was I
got recognized by one of these guys who
comes up to me right he just walks up
and he’s staring and I know the look
he’s looking at me like I look at Paco’s
just
yes you know because you’re so funny can
I hug you in a line all right
and I gave the guy a hug and he’s like
my head I was like but then I thought
about it oh my god I just turned on a
man shoe oh my girlfriend I think you
favorite time for me and my life was
when I played football in high school
and I’ve always been a big guy so of
course when you’re a big guy on a
football team they put you on the front
line on a bunch of other big guys are
right in front of you you’re looking at
each other and you’re saying stuff to
one another to try to intimidate the
other guy he’s looking at me I’m gonna
this city is not fluffy friendly I’ve
been to some of the diners
what’s over there no tables only booths
in certain restaurants that sucks and
you guys know exactly what I’m talking
about
cuz we can get into the booth but then
we eat oh that sucks and then you get
out and you go home and take off your
shirt and you got that red line going
across right here that’s why I love
amusement parks I love them but I can’t
enjoy them because they’re not fluffy
friendly you try to get on a ride and
they got all the safety restraints you
know freakin you’re clumsy like us
that’s not gonna happen
right that’s why I missed the old
rollercoasters 1 bar 3 clicks that was
it right we never felt we never fought
seriously we never fought you know who
Falls the skinny guy who sat next to us
that’s who Paul that’s a friggin
and my buddy mondo is built like me just
like me since we need to get on a ride
what are we gonna get up he goes they
have a ride here it’s like a log ride
and you get inside the log ride and it
goes up the hill down the hill makes a
splash I go huh what about the pool bar
there’s no pool bar seat belt no seat
belt you just get in and go like well
let’s do it so we get in line and we get
to the front of the line line now we got
to deal with the lady with the headset
the one who takes your job way too
serious okay three there queue there we
you guys can have that one and she gave
us our own log so we jumped in she pulls
a lever we take off we’re splishing and
splashing rang three minutes into the
ride the moment of truth
my friend turns around he looks and he
says Gabriel let’s flash the camera
we get off the ride we’re soaking wet we
go to the bottom of the hill we want to
go by that picture we get there and
there’s a lady behind a counter with a
bunch of monitors behind her and she’s
covering one of the monitors I tell my
buddy
what Bo or we on 22 she’s covering
screen 22 cuz what we better sneak out
of here oh yeah we’re gonna sneak out of
here friggin boys we get stopped by
security and you haven’t lived until
you’ve been stopped by a security guard
with a badge in the shape of a mouse
this guy swore I’d hold on ma’am can you
move your hand
thank you you guys see that photo right
there you see that that’s a disgrace we
can’t believe anyone could take such a
photo at this park you guys recognize
and it wasn’t until we got like this
close to the photo that we realized
something about ourselves and that is
that when two full-grown fluffy men are
going downhill at a 45 degree angle with
no shirts on going like this we both
look like sexy bitches Toronto you guys
were amazing thank you very much thank
you thinking thinking thinking thinking
thinking thank you
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guys is your air you guys can breathe
here I live in Los Angeles and I didn’t
realize I was being deprived of oxygen I
got off the plane here I took a deep
breath I was like oh my god I can do
great you know and then we flew it was
totally nice flying it I won’t say what
airline cause it wasn’t this one but
anyway they said you can’t say the names
you don’t want to offend those sponsors
and stuff and you know big hand for
WestJet start carrying bigger seats so
fluffy people can enjoy the ride yeah no
matter what seat on man even if it’s
first class it feels like Coach but no
man it was uh it was a rough ride coming
over here and kind of had a little I got
a light we had a little air pocket and
the plane dropped like 50 feet like that
I’m sorry I don’t care how tough you are
when you’re in the sky and you fall out
of the sky I’m not gonna lie I was gay
for five seconds
I was a brokeback Mexican yes I was I
got recognized by one of these guys who
comes up to me right he just walks up
and he’s staring and I know the look
he’s looking at me like I look at Paco’s
just
yes you know because you’re so funny can
I hug you in a line all right
and I gave the guy a hug and he’s like
my head I was like but then I thought
about it oh my god I just turned on a
man shoe oh my girlfriend I think you
favorite time for me and my life was
when I played football in high school
and I’ve always been a big guy so of
course when you’re a big guy on a
football team they put you on the front
line on a bunch of other big guys are
right in front of you you’re looking at
each other and you’re saying stuff to
one another to try to intimidate the
other guy he’s looking at me I’m gonna
this city is not fluffy friendly I’ve
been to some of the diners
what’s over there no tables only booths
in certain restaurants that sucks and
you guys know exactly what I’m talking
about
cuz we can get into the booth but then
we eat oh that sucks and then you get
out and you go home and take off your
shirt and you got that red line going
across right here that’s why I love
amusement parks I love them but I can’t
enjoy them because they’re not fluffy
friendly you try to get on a ride and
they got all the safety restraints you
know freakin you’re clumsy like us
that’s not gonna happen
right that’s why I missed the old
rollercoasters 1 bar 3 clicks that was
it right we never felt we never fought
seriously we never fought you know who
Falls the skinny guy who sat next to us
that’s who Paul that’s a friggin
and my buddy mondo is built like me just
like me since we need to get on a ride
what are we gonna get up he goes they
have a ride here it’s like a log ride
and you get inside the log ride and it
goes up the hill down the hill makes a
splash I go huh what about the pool bar
there’s no pool bar seat belt no seat
belt you just get in and go like well
let’s do it so we get in line and we get
to the front of the line line now we got
to deal with the lady with the headset
the one who takes your job way too
serious okay three there queue there we
you guys can have that one and she gave
us our own log so we jumped in she pulls
a lever we take off we’re splishing and
splashing rang three minutes into the
ride the moment of truth
my friend turns around he looks and he
says Gabriel let’s flash the camera
we get off the ride we’re soaking wet we
go to the bottom of the hill we want to
go by that picture we get there and
there’s a lady behind a counter with a
bunch of monitors behind her and she’s
covering one of the monitors I tell my
buddy
what Bo or we on 22 she’s covering
screen 22 cuz what we better sneak out
of here oh yeah we’re gonna sneak out of
here friggin boys we get stopped by
security and you haven’t lived until
you’ve been stopped by a security guard
with a badge in the shape of a mouse
this guy swore I’d hold on ma’am can you
move your hand
thank you you guys see that photo right
there you see that that’s a disgrace we
can’t believe anyone could take such a
photo at this park you guys recognize
and it wasn’t until we got like this
close to the photo that we realized
something about ourselves and that is
that when two full-grown fluffy men are
going downhill at a 45 degree angle with
no shirts on going like this we both
look like sexy bitches Toronto you guys
were amazing thank you very much thank
you thinking thinking thinking thinking
thinking thank you
[Applause]
[Music]
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