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Full Service Massage Skit


call it right whoa uh yeah yeah I’ll
call Colin hi Colin I’m Lanny yes yes
you are a little nervous yeah yeah a
little um it’s my first time so uh well
they told you how it works over the
phone right yeah um yeah I don’t know um
hey it’s a full service massage yes yes
full service let’s that’s yeah it sure
is calling to tell you the truth I’m
kind of looking forward to it handsome
boy like you oh so uh ha ha ha ha how do
we get this thing started with a massage
silly and the rest comes later nice oh
yeah you like that huh oh yeah oh I feel
so good you are tense oh yeah are you a
Virgo mmm uh yeah how’d you guess I can
just tell I mean the last few days may
have been a bit disruptive from you but
the energy begins to settle and your
nervous system tends to be somewhat
excited but let go of the past and only
focus on the future if you haven’t
already started start today for tomorrow
your lucky number 6 and you’re lucky
color is salmon we was that my horoscope
it is a full service massage Colin now
roll over so I could do your taxes oh
geez what was that for now is for your
1040 form now do you have any dependents
oh no what any dependents kids wife I am
no I’m not married oh that makes things
easier gone geez
now about your 401k contributions I mean
if you have the receipt so we could
maybe deduct it from your gross income
you know maybe knock you down a little
bracket i I don’t I don’t have a 401k
i’m calling you gotta plan ahead plan
ahead dawn geez oh my god i think a pedo
oh my god this read it there Oh kidney
problems there’s nothing we can’t fix ha
oh alright oh that should be all fixed
up now and now if you have any more
problems you can just come right back so
uh that’ll be a four hundred dollars
please what what what for all you did
was hit me kind of full massage is this
oh I get it you I want the happy ending
oh yes please sure big boy are you ready
mmm now roll over it’s time for your oil
change Oh
you
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