is everything okay Tom yes everything
okay at home no complaints mmm how’s the
wife Cindy is everything okay with her
yeah yeah she’s doing well too we
something wrong that depends financially
you doing okay right well you’re not
having any problems with the kids or
anything no listen do not tell me what’s
going on here we’ve been having some
theft in the office lately Tom and
frankly all fingers are pointing to you
what what for look you’ve been spending
a lot of time in this bathroom lately
can you tell me why that is I’m sure
you’re aware of our company’s policy of
purchasing office items in bulk well it
seems one item in particular are 2001
flushes is disappearing faster than we
had expected oh I’m very sorry to hear
that but I don’t 100 flushes Todd I mean
five I understand but this is some
serious theft I’m not I don’t think
you’re supposed to take the 2001
literally 100 flush is missing out of
2,000 I mean that’s like a five percent
loss okay listen if it’ll make you feel
better I’ll just buy 2,000 more flushes
okay it’s probably like two dollars a
second and I can’t believe I’m
justifying this that sounds like a
guilty conscience talking guilty how
would I even steal flushes hey just tell
me how turn out your pockets Tom
okay at home no complaints mmm how’s the
wife Cindy is everything okay with her
yeah yeah she’s doing well too we
something wrong that depends financially
you doing okay right well you’re not
having any problems with the kids or
anything no listen do not tell me what’s
going on here we’ve been having some
theft in the office lately Tom and
frankly all fingers are pointing to you
what what for look you’ve been spending
a lot of time in this bathroom lately
can you tell me why that is I’m sure
you’re aware of our company’s policy of
purchasing office items in bulk well it
seems one item in particular are 2001
flushes is disappearing faster than we
had expected oh I’m very sorry to hear
that but I don’t 100 flushes Todd I mean
five I understand but this is some
serious theft I’m not I don’t think
you’re supposed to take the 2001
literally 100 flush is missing out of
2,000 I mean that’s like a five percent
loss okay listen if it’ll make you feel
better I’ll just buy 2,000 more flushes
okay it’s probably like two dollars a
second and I can’t believe I’m
justifying this that sounds like a
guilty conscience talking guilty how
would I even steal flushes hey just tell
me how turn out your pockets Tom
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