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Comedian Dom Irrera


da Moreira
has been in the game a long time but
he’s not sleeping with the fishes yet
I’m not fit a man they’d pull your shirt
for dramatic effect
absolutely I’m Justin levy and you’re
watching watchmojo.com let’s sit down
with da Moreira and check out some
highlights from his one-man show plugged
unplugged and then plugged again I don’t
care if you laugh just don’t stare at me
like you want to kill me that’s all I am
you don’t have to laugh just don’t look
at me like you want me to die I actually
started the festival I mean she’ll bet
rosin gets the credit for it because he
speaks French and I in my French is a
little weak but it was me that I started
the festival as a street festival in a
telephone booth on st. Catherine and
mezzanine million is right down the
street here by Atwater you know you’ve
gone to the tunnel with the fruit
standards and then it grew and then he
stole my idea and now I’m working for
him I did my little my little bullshit
comedy act cute as a button
my first joke ever was my father never
cheated on my mother used to cheat on me
pick up other kids after school take
them to the zoo
take them to play ball one day candy
says look I got a level with met another
kid for the first time in my life I feel
like a real father this town apparently
loves you I heard nothing but great
reviews my parents won’t shut up so hope
that I can meet a girl your age and I
hope her parents like me I love my
grandfather like I like a brother I mean
I I really did like a like a grandfather
but older like I loved him like he was a
priest without touching what would you
do if you weren’t doing comedy oh I’d
probably be in the carnival circus
something like something I know what I’d
do I’d probably teach school like the
rest of those morons that can’t do
anything else
hey I used to teach fourth grade right
yeah you’re in Catholic school god bless
her soil you’re allowed to whack the
kids on the back of the leg with a stick
well in those days were now that you got
arrested for that oh the times have
changed give me a kiss boy here’s a
quarter it’s gonna take him on the
quarter Grandpop you
to get a kiss out a good kid like me I’m
gonna tell you your breath smells like
stale whiskey and wine and a beard I
hate it when a man presses their beard
against me I mean you know I had to make
it through college to like a lot of you
but it’s all gonna be talked about
without getting paid for you know what I
mean
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