there’s probably a reason you haven’t
heard of these stories but that doesn’t
mean they aren’t interesting welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the internet’s
weirdest and coolest news stories this
week we’re covering drinking breast milk
at 36 years old living life without a
heart and an awfully racist ad from
China
number three racist cleanliness I can’t
see fuck you know this is a whole
different take on the despicable ethnic
cleansing Chinese laundry detergent
brand Calbee it is clearly having a
tough time selling their product or just
genuinely doesn’t give a crap what
people think of their marketing tactics
in their latest commercial which has
been airing in China a young black man
walks into a room covered in paint
splatters the young lady doing laundry
calls him closer seductively and as the
young male leads in to make a move he
gets the detergent packet shoved into
his mouth before he himself is shoved
into the washing machine as the end of
the washing cycle comes around the black
man rises from the washing machine but
plot twist he’s no longer black and
rises as a clean fresh Asian man
do I really need to explain why this
sparked outrage on the Internet
yes that’s just racist number two
heartless hombre we don’t necessarily
need every piece of our meat bag bodies
in order to survive but there are a few
pieces that we can’t live without a man
barely alive we can rebuild him
we have the technology well 25 year-old
Stan Larkin was able to survive without
one of the most vital organs in the
human body using a technology called sim
cardia the Michigan resident and father
of two lived for 555 days without a
heart wearing an artificial heart kept
in a backpack once more Larkin didn’t
just get by using the device he’s
arrived on it a 13 pound backpack
couldn’t keep him off the basketball
courts although it did make piggybacks
for his two daughters tricky Stan
received his donor heart on may 9th of
2016 and has now fully recovered mr.
Larkin we wish you the best and a hope
you can finally switch back to a swaggy
JanSport now are you two strapping my
backpack yeah I’ve gotta be seen with
you you’ve got a warm strapping
number-one breastfeeding bodybuilder
there’s a bizarre weight-loss techniques
out there
well I don’t eat anything and when I
feel like I’m about to faint I use a
table cheese Jennifer Aniston did the
baby food diet
cheapy pretty good Elizabeth Hurley
reportedly only ate watercress soup all
day long
Wallace and Beyonce’s holy sustenance
was a lime maple syrup and cayenne
pepper concoction for a while but a
couple from Atlanta that embraces a
quote adult nursing relationship might
be giving these celebs a run for their
money
there’s no wordplay here it’s exactly
what it sounds like
or you’re kidding grown women who nurse
their partners quote we both wanted the
same thing out of the relationship
a magical bond that only breastfeeding
can achieve said Jennifer Mulford on her
relationship with body builder Brad
Leeson although initially experiencing
some difficulty inducing milk flow
Mulford now maintains her supply by
taking herbal medicine and by pumping
her breasts every two hours take a
picture it’ll last longer
I’m sorry it’s just it’s a little
distracting before pumping iron you got
to pump the breasts yeah it’s degrading
I know but when the tits that big
everybody gets in mind so would you go
as far as drinking your partner’s breast
milk for those extra gains with cumin I
don’t need to tell you and for your
bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top ten lists published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
you
heard of these stories but that doesn’t
mean they aren’t interesting welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the internet’s
weirdest and coolest news stories this
week we’re covering drinking breast milk
at 36 years old living life without a
heart and an awfully racist ad from
China
number three racist cleanliness I can’t
see fuck you know this is a whole
different take on the despicable ethnic
cleansing Chinese laundry detergent
brand Calbee it is clearly having a
tough time selling their product or just
genuinely doesn’t give a crap what
people think of their marketing tactics
in their latest commercial which has
been airing in China a young black man
walks into a room covered in paint
splatters the young lady doing laundry
calls him closer seductively and as the
young male leads in to make a move he
gets the detergent packet shoved into
his mouth before he himself is shoved
into the washing machine as the end of
the washing cycle comes around the black
man rises from the washing machine but
plot twist he’s no longer black and
rises as a clean fresh Asian man
do I really need to explain why this
sparked outrage on the Internet
yes that’s just racist number two
heartless hombre we don’t necessarily
need every piece of our meat bag bodies
in order to survive but there are a few
pieces that we can’t live without a man
barely alive we can rebuild him
we have the technology well 25 year-old
Stan Larkin was able to survive without
one of the most vital organs in the
human body using a technology called sim
cardia the Michigan resident and father
of two lived for 555 days without a
heart wearing an artificial heart kept
in a backpack once more Larkin didn’t
just get by using the device he’s
arrived on it a 13 pound backpack
couldn’t keep him off the basketball
courts although it did make piggybacks
for his two daughters tricky Stan
received his donor heart on may 9th of
2016 and has now fully recovered mr.
Larkin we wish you the best and a hope
you can finally switch back to a swaggy
JanSport now are you two strapping my
backpack yeah I’ve gotta be seen with
you you’ve got a warm strapping
number-one breastfeeding bodybuilder
there’s a bizarre weight-loss techniques
out there
well I don’t eat anything and when I
feel like I’m about to faint I use a
table cheese Jennifer Aniston did the
baby food diet
cheapy pretty good Elizabeth Hurley
reportedly only ate watercress soup all
day long
Wallace and Beyonce’s holy sustenance
was a lime maple syrup and cayenne
pepper concoction for a while but a
couple from Atlanta that embraces a
quote adult nursing relationship might
be giving these celebs a run for their
money
there’s no wordplay here it’s exactly
what it sounds like
or you’re kidding grown women who nurse
their partners quote we both wanted the
same thing out of the relationship
a magical bond that only breastfeeding
can achieve said Jennifer Mulford on her
relationship with body builder Brad
Leeson although initially experiencing
some difficulty inducing milk flow
Mulford now maintains her supply by
taking herbal medicine and by pumping
her breasts every two hours take a
picture it’ll last longer
I’m sorry it’s just it’s a little
distracting before pumping iron you got
to pump the breasts yeah it’s degrading
I know but when the tits that big
everybody gets in mind so would you go
as far as drinking your partner’s breast
milk for those extra gains with cumin I
don’t need to tell you and for your
bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top ten lists published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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