just in case you didn’t sing along with
the stupid words last time we have for
you a second round of my numbing musical
dumbness
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for another
top 10 stupidest lyrics thousand eight
you sold 2,000 late for this list we’ve
collected more of the stupidest lyrics
ever sung for more laughable lines check
out our original video the top 10
stupidest lyrics of all time suck my
napkin in my shirt cuz I’ll just live in
like
number ten someday I’ll find a love like
yours she’ll think I’m Superman
not super minivan how could you leave on
Yom Kippur fifty ways to say goodbye
train
my head was oversized we pull out of
today’s starting station with train and
a song all about the narrator trying to
hide his wounded ego ironically though
the most embarrassing thing about this
record isn’t the fact that his
girlfriend left him
good
the Superman test super mini van jump is
so incredibly dumb we’re left wondering
just how much kryptonite a man would
have to ingest to think that those words
worked they’ve tried to patch it up with
a cultured reference to the holiest day
of the Jewish calendar but not even Yom
Kippur can the tone for this lyric it’s
horrible it really is horrible what’s
happened to you it’s horrible
number nine oh I’ve been pumping pussy
like gas
Yao Ming by David Banner featuring Lil
Wayne and 2 Chainz a Breton DMC’s in his
kitchen my ID back for all the world
class wordplay that rap music has given
us the genre is also an unrelenting
goldmine of terrible lines in between
the quite nauseating refrain of a look
at my daddy
this David Banner tune turns sex into
something really quite undesirable the
guy is surely trying to big himself up
but if your bedroom antics are
comparable to your gas station routine
that can’t be good
I’ve been pumping bullshit like yeah go
either mister change regularly gets his
nozzle stuck or he finishes quite
quickly or he pays a little less for
self service you decide I’ve been fuckin
bullshit like – okay got my photo you’ll
get eight right yeah yeah brand new
camera strange number eight my paragraph
alone is worth five mics a twelve song
LP that’s 36 mics five boroughs Mike
Harris one featuring Bounty Killer
buckshot
Cameron Keith Murray Killah Priest
prodigy Redman run and vigilante judging
by our next lyric it’s a wonder that
Redman the lyricist in question is able
to count the five boroughs in the song’s
title because assuming that the rapper
has at least one paragraph in each of
the twelve songs he mentions he should
be scoring 60 Mike’s so what happened to
the other 24 mics or does Redman only
contribute 7 and 1/7 paragraphs to the
12 songs English who even knows anymore
mathematically speaking when Redman
rocks the mic he rocks the mic wrong
word 5:12
number seven ding dang dong dong ding
dang dong dong dong ding dang around the
world by Red Hot Chili Peppers
we can make time in this chili peppers
number frontman Anthony Kiedis takes us
all across the planet on some kind of
spiritual journey which mostly involves
the women he’s met at various places
it’s all going well until the last
chorus when he suddenly slips in a
nonsensical splurge of weirdness
sure
and he knows it for sure but no one else
understands it at all
life is beautiful around the world but
that doesn’t make a dingdong dying bit
of difference because we’re just really
really confused
number six together we’re one separated
we’re too girl you know it’s true bye
milli vanilli our next lyric is
ludicrous on so many levels
first there’s the barefaced banality of
it all together equals one separate
equals two it’s like a first grade math
problem wrapped up in a painful attempt
to be poetic second this lyric and
record contribute to Milli Vanilli
somehow winning a Grammy third and
finally in 1989 it was revealed that
Milli Vanilli didn’t even sing the
stupid lyric in the first place and that
the whole act was actually a sham
suffice to say the Grammy was rescinded
but the lyric will forever be remembered
I mean I guess we could blame it on the
rain but should we
number five sometimes we swim around
like two dolphins in the oceans of our
hearts every other time by LFO I said
let’s talk about it she walk battle me
on the face of it this band has it all
pool party’s cool cars blonde highlights
and barely dressed women
every other time there’s breakdancing
boyish tomfoolery and DJ sound effects
sometimes is back but no matter how hard
LFO try they’re just not rock and roll
or even close to being so and with
sickly similes like this is it any
wonder sometimes we swim
like to dolphins in the oceans of your
hearts come on guys you’re meant to be
musicians this kind of stuff isn’t even
worthy of a reject pile of Valentine’s
Day cards
number four only time will tell if we
stand the test of time why can’t this be
love by Van Halen
talk about stating the obvious this line
definitely wasn’t Van Halen’s greatest
moment nor was it their moments of
greatness all it really is is an
exercise in saying the same thing twice
in a slightly different way
ironically the line before this one
refers to fools rushing in
which must be a turn of phrase
appropriate for whichever creative
process contributed to the penning of
this lyric we’re really hoping this was
written in a hurry because if it wasn’t
then it’s even more unforgivable and
unable to be forgiven
number three gotta love it it’s the
media I’m the biggest rapper Google me
Expedia comfortable freestyle by Rick
Ross Louie shoes for being alive in the
21st century you’d expect Rick Ross to
know at least a little bit about the
internet but here he’s a little confused
about which website is which gotta love
it is the media I’m the biggest rap news
media we can only assume that the
big-time rapper wants to be on
people-powered Wikipedia but instead
he’s listed himself with a globally
recognized low-cost travel company
recruits with a richness
which isn’t a brilliant move for any
high ball and hip hop superstar
unless he’s merely bragging about how
much money he saved on his last vacation
but somehow that seems highly doubtful
gotta love it as a media I’m the biggest
rapids media
number two empty spaces fill me up with
holes incomplete buy Backstreet Boys
empty space and fill me up with homes as
one of the most popular pop acts ever
the Backstreet Boys are well-acquainted
with the top 10 but this is nothing to
be proud of the opening line to a love
song is often something poignant intense
or ambiguous
cigar like
this one is trying to be all three and
failing miserably fill me up with homes
the empty holes and spaces are so cheesy
they literally put you in mind of a slab
of well matured Swiss
it’s no wonder that in the video the
band symbolically clutches its scent and
drops to their knees in emotional agony
clearly they’ve just realized how
senselessly sound it can please
before we unveil our number one pick
here are a few honorable mentions I like
I’m black white Puerto Rican no hazing
like that but these Chinese or even a Z
plane is when it rains at home I can
flip your vest escorpion s per guy now
you get to watch her leave out the
window guess that’s why they call it
window pane
number one she on a diet but her pockets
eating cheesecake monster by Kanye West
featuring jay-z Rick Ross Bon Iver and
Nicki Minaj never in Kanye’s most
beautiful most twisted fantasies could
he possibly have imagined a lyric as
stupid as this wrapped as part of West’s
Posse cut 2010 monster collaboration it
sees Nicki Minaj boasts about the money
she’s making but also underlined the way
with words that she clearly doesn’t have
if that’s the double entendre she was
going for then fair play we guess Minaj
goes around dissing stupid hoes then she
earns her fame by chanting ass on repeat
ads and she gets her just desserts with
this cheesecake covered top spot so do
you agree with our list which lyric did
we overlook back from one we take that’s
why you get two back from for more top
ten set aren’t stupid published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
the stupid words last time we have for
you a second round of my numbing musical
dumbness
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for another
top 10 stupidest lyrics thousand eight
you sold 2,000 late for this list we’ve
collected more of the stupidest lyrics
ever sung for more laughable lines check
out our original video the top 10
stupidest lyrics of all time suck my
napkin in my shirt cuz I’ll just live in
like
number ten someday I’ll find a love like
yours she’ll think I’m Superman
not super minivan how could you leave on
Yom Kippur fifty ways to say goodbye
train
my head was oversized we pull out of
today’s starting station with train and
a song all about the narrator trying to
hide his wounded ego ironically though
the most embarrassing thing about this
record isn’t the fact that his
girlfriend left him
good
the Superman test super mini van jump is
so incredibly dumb we’re left wondering
just how much kryptonite a man would
have to ingest to think that those words
worked they’ve tried to patch it up with
a cultured reference to the holiest day
of the Jewish calendar but not even Yom
Kippur can the tone for this lyric it’s
horrible it really is horrible what’s
happened to you it’s horrible
number nine oh I’ve been pumping pussy
like gas
Yao Ming by David Banner featuring Lil
Wayne and 2 Chainz a Breton DMC’s in his
kitchen my ID back for all the world
class wordplay that rap music has given
us the genre is also an unrelenting
goldmine of terrible lines in between
the quite nauseating refrain of a look
at my daddy
this David Banner tune turns sex into
something really quite undesirable the
guy is surely trying to big himself up
but if your bedroom antics are
comparable to your gas station routine
that can’t be good
I’ve been pumping bullshit like yeah go
either mister change regularly gets his
nozzle stuck or he finishes quite
quickly or he pays a little less for
self service you decide I’ve been fuckin
bullshit like – okay got my photo you’ll
get eight right yeah yeah brand new
camera strange number eight my paragraph
alone is worth five mics a twelve song
LP that’s 36 mics five boroughs Mike
Harris one featuring Bounty Killer
buckshot
Cameron Keith Murray Killah Priest
prodigy Redman run and vigilante judging
by our next lyric it’s a wonder that
Redman the lyricist in question is able
to count the five boroughs in the song’s
title because assuming that the rapper
has at least one paragraph in each of
the twelve songs he mentions he should
be scoring 60 Mike’s so what happened to
the other 24 mics or does Redman only
contribute 7 and 1/7 paragraphs to the
12 songs English who even knows anymore
mathematically speaking when Redman
rocks the mic he rocks the mic wrong
word 5:12
number seven ding dang dong dong ding
dang dong dong dong ding dang around the
world by Red Hot Chili Peppers
we can make time in this chili peppers
number frontman Anthony Kiedis takes us
all across the planet on some kind of
spiritual journey which mostly involves
the women he’s met at various places
it’s all going well until the last
chorus when he suddenly slips in a
nonsensical splurge of weirdness
sure
and he knows it for sure but no one else
understands it at all
life is beautiful around the world but
that doesn’t make a dingdong dying bit
of difference because we’re just really
really confused
number six together we’re one separated
we’re too girl you know it’s true bye
milli vanilli our next lyric is
ludicrous on so many levels
first there’s the barefaced banality of
it all together equals one separate
equals two it’s like a first grade math
problem wrapped up in a painful attempt
to be poetic second this lyric and
record contribute to Milli Vanilli
somehow winning a Grammy third and
finally in 1989 it was revealed that
Milli Vanilli didn’t even sing the
stupid lyric in the first place and that
the whole act was actually a sham
suffice to say the Grammy was rescinded
but the lyric will forever be remembered
I mean I guess we could blame it on the
rain but should we
number five sometimes we swim around
like two dolphins in the oceans of our
hearts every other time by LFO I said
let’s talk about it she walk battle me
on the face of it this band has it all
pool party’s cool cars blonde highlights
and barely dressed women
every other time there’s breakdancing
boyish tomfoolery and DJ sound effects
sometimes is back but no matter how hard
LFO try they’re just not rock and roll
or even close to being so and with
sickly similes like this is it any
wonder sometimes we swim
like to dolphins in the oceans of your
hearts come on guys you’re meant to be
musicians this kind of stuff isn’t even
worthy of a reject pile of Valentine’s
Day cards
number four only time will tell if we
stand the test of time why can’t this be
love by Van Halen
talk about stating the obvious this line
definitely wasn’t Van Halen’s greatest
moment nor was it their moments of
greatness all it really is is an
exercise in saying the same thing twice
in a slightly different way
ironically the line before this one
refers to fools rushing in
which must be a turn of phrase
appropriate for whichever creative
process contributed to the penning of
this lyric we’re really hoping this was
written in a hurry because if it wasn’t
then it’s even more unforgivable and
unable to be forgiven
number three gotta love it it’s the
media I’m the biggest rapper Google me
Expedia comfortable freestyle by Rick
Ross Louie shoes for being alive in the
21st century you’d expect Rick Ross to
know at least a little bit about the
internet but here he’s a little confused
about which website is which gotta love
it is the media I’m the biggest rap news
media we can only assume that the
big-time rapper wants to be on
people-powered Wikipedia but instead
he’s listed himself with a globally
recognized low-cost travel company
recruits with a richness
which isn’t a brilliant move for any
high ball and hip hop superstar
unless he’s merely bragging about how
much money he saved on his last vacation
but somehow that seems highly doubtful
gotta love it as a media I’m the biggest
rapids media
number two empty spaces fill me up with
holes incomplete buy Backstreet Boys
empty space and fill me up with homes as
one of the most popular pop acts ever
the Backstreet Boys are well-acquainted
with the top 10 but this is nothing to
be proud of the opening line to a love
song is often something poignant intense
or ambiguous
cigar like
this one is trying to be all three and
failing miserably fill me up with homes
the empty holes and spaces are so cheesy
they literally put you in mind of a slab
of well matured Swiss
it’s no wonder that in the video the
band symbolically clutches its scent and
drops to their knees in emotional agony
clearly they’ve just realized how
senselessly sound it can please
before we unveil our number one pick
here are a few honorable mentions I like
I’m black white Puerto Rican no hazing
like that but these Chinese or even a Z
plane is when it rains at home I can
flip your vest escorpion s per guy now
you get to watch her leave out the
window guess that’s why they call it
window pane
number one she on a diet but her pockets
eating cheesecake monster by Kanye West
featuring jay-z Rick Ross Bon Iver and
Nicki Minaj never in Kanye’s most
beautiful most twisted fantasies could
he possibly have imagined a lyric as
stupid as this wrapped as part of West’s
Posse cut 2010 monster collaboration it
sees Nicki Minaj boasts about the money
she’s making but also underlined the way
with words that she clearly doesn’t have
if that’s the double entendre she was
going for then fair play we guess Minaj
goes around dissing stupid hoes then she
earns her fame by chanting ass on repeat
ads and she gets her just desserts with
this cheesecake covered top spot so do
you agree with our list which lyric did
we overlook back from one we take that’s
why you get two back from for more top
ten set aren’t stupid published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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