sometimes cinema gives us grown-up gags
regardless of a movies rating welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for another top 10
innuendos in kids movies how will you
kiss me what that wasn’t in the job
description
maybe it’s a perk much like our first
list on the topic we’ve looked at the
greatest adult jokes ever to appear in
children’s films right grandma
live-action and animated films both
qualified and should something not
appear on this list that you think
should then be sure to cross-reference
with our original countdown of the top
10 innuendos in kids movies excuse me
you’re biting my butt no no yes you are
number 10 shaggy smoking habit
scooby-doo
yeah just another beautiful day in
paradise sure he gets the munchies way
more than the average man sure he
satisfies those munchies in often
questionable ways but has there ever
been a more subliminally brilliant
reference to Shaggy’s clear marijuana
use than this one boy oh boy
though sure do look like Scooby Snacks
Scooby’s second-in-command scores a
chance meeting with an attractive lady
on an airplane but his senses are truly
scrambled when he learns her name I
marry chained like that is my favorite
name yeah and also street slang for
cannabis Mary Jane has shaggy feeling as
high as the plane he’s on far-out I have
never met another person who loves
peepee snacks
me neither number 9 sugar honey iced tea
Madagascar Marty
sometimes in kids movies curse words are
inevitable how best to get around the
problem without prompting parental
complaints all in the acronym Madagascar
makes fun of a familiar swear word by
translating it into the very
family-friendly phrase sugar honey iced
tea
Oh sugar turn and who can blame Marty
you’re an animated zebra faced with an
angry animated lion on a secluded beach
you’re probably excused the odds
sensible slip of the tongue oh we’re all
here together safe and sound
number eight Patrick Ewing psychiatrist
Space Jam this girl
Bobby nothing what my son when you first
start having this dream it wasn’t a
dream it really helped the stars of the
90s NBA have had their world-famous
skills stolen from them in an attempt to
find out how and why they had for the
psychiatrist’s chair
however for Patrick Ewing the
cross-examination questioning goes a
little below the belt quite literally on
any other area besides basketball where
you’ll find yourself yeah unable to
perform in an already humorous montage
of medically induced gags set to a very
groovy soundtrack this brush at Ewings
bedroom prowess is an awesome
three-pointer of adult entertainment a
sly slam dunk for all the moms and dads
out there no
number seven Gobber is gay How to Train
Your Dragon 2 surprises I spy on you
this is one your wife one of the more
immediately apparent instances to make
today’s countdown Gobber the belch is
coming out as gay and How to Train Your
Dragon 2 cop massive attention from
critics and commentators upon the movies
2014 release I know were you gonna say
stoic how could I have done this
discussing why he never got married
gobber’s apparently ambiguous one other
thing is an allusion to his
homosexuality and started as an ad-lib
made by actor Craig Ferguson this is why
I never married this and one other
recent left in the final edit with
support from the film’s openly gay
director Dean Dubois this is one of the
clearest nods toward non heterosexuality
ever made in kids movie history in terms
of animated films gobber’s a gay icon
you may want to take this one number 6
the shrinkie Winky 101 dalmations
right that looked a little bit about
this bloke skinner before we meet him in
among all of the actual spots did you
spot our next eyebrow raiser from 101
Dalmatians male arousal gags might not
be the first thing you’d expect when
watching the live-action version of a
Disney classic but the brains behind
this movie managed to slip one into this
scene anyway
oh look at this size of that skull
better known to some as Arthur Weasley
Mark Williams this time as Cruella De
Vil chrony Horace shows his em softer
side here by brilliantly outlining his
own yet animal inspired erectile
disfunction sort of all these deceased
creatures kiss me as shrinky winking
there’s no two ways about it
taxidermy is a total turnoff number five
the dirty driver hocus-pocus we did not
change this bus driver must have felt as
though all his Christmases
or perhaps Halloween’s had come at once
in our next clip as he picks up three
especially captivating customers anyone
who exists in ice packs you girls are
givin me a fever
yeah when he learns that what the witchy
women most desire is children our man is
mighty quick with a witty reply for
adult ears only it may take me a couple
of tries but I don’t think that’d be a
problem not far enough
if the kids weren’t spellbound enough by
the movie itself then they will be by
the birds and the bees talk that follows
whoa speed bump double double toil and
trouble so that’s where babies come from
I smell too – marvelous hey cupcake
don’t get your phone number your code
you want my route schedule oh that one’s
taped me in the morning number four
robot baby jokes robots hey
did you get the news from the birds and
the bees to the nuts and the bolts
2005’s robots brought artificial
intelligence to the animated big screen
and instilled it with some awesome
innuendo I’m here I’m here I’m here
oh honey I’m so sorry an original
approach to baby-making there’s a
nudge-nudge wink-wink to this scene that
only those above a certain age will pick
up miss the delivery while the kids are
made to think of the building blocks in
their toy box
the adults are made to think of
something else entirely it’s a perfectly
cheeky play on words but it’s okay
making the babies of fun part
number three Lord Farquaad gets excited
Shrek
again show me again sometimes the best
innuendos are also the least noticeable
that’s certainly the case with our
bronze medal winner as Shrek’s Lord
Farquaad gets a little carried away when
gazing into his magic mirror Mira Mira
show her to me
show me the princess laid out in bed
with an image of the princess placed
before him perfect
there ain’t no amount of animal print
bed sheets that can spare his blushes
no wonder the mirror looks so
apprehensive we might have included
donkey seeing Shrek’s birthday suit on
this list come on Lady Vol time to get
moving you know you really need to get
yourself a pair jam but Lord Farquaad at
his high-end Mightiest makes the cut
instead don’t see what we’re talking
about well that’s probably because
everything about Farquaad is small
number two Patrick plays easy to get the
spongebob squarepants movie kids we are
kids from the brilliantly missable to
the blatantly obvious in the spongebob
squarepants movie our favorite
Nickelodeon characters got bigger better
and bolder than ever before with the
last of those adjectives especially
applying to patrick Star open your eyes
Patrick we blow bubbles
we die scream we worship a dancing
peanut for corns sake SpongeBob’s
eternal wingman he steps into the
limelight to lay down this fantastically
forward pick up line inscribing himself
into innuendo history in doing so we do
not worship Him Patrick you’ve been
wearing the same goofy goober tena party
Underpants for three years straight it’s
as awesome as it is probably ineffective
especially because said underwear are
three years old and emblazoned with
pictures of goofy goober oh you’re right
spongebob we are kids
pull your pants up Patrick before we
unveil our number one pick here are a
few honorable mentions hello whoa did i
frighten you didn’t mean to
sorry howdy my name is woody and this is
Andy’s room you know they say worn under
Venus look for us hello
now now dr. Lipschitz is the expert
thank you thank you very much well I
have a lot of help to offer anatomically
Amanda Monica yes astronomically nice
movie traile are you are you male or
female
uh and how do you tell the difference is
it oh oh is that how yeah hey stop
peeking or I’ll stop on you go to
Michael away
look I’m no good with words I’m no good
with food either at least not without
your help
number one Linguini’s tiny trouble
ratatouille
I ate false modesty it’s just another
way to lie you have talent
no but I don’t I really it’s not me link
and you might miss our winner
which is ironic in itself a tiny joke
about a tiny something else
it’s adults-only gold it’s sort of
disturbing in this scene ratatouille is
linguine is a seriously stressed-out
chef and he’s looking to confide in
Colette attempting to own up to the help
he’s received in the kitchen linguini
can only find various descriptive
phrases for the smallness of his secret
I have her I have a rash you had a rush
a man already on the edge the very last
thing he needs is some subliminal
manhood mockery tiny chef who tells me
what to do tiny but that’s exactly
what he gets
don’t laugh I’m gonna show you
do you agree with our list which
innuendo did we overlook for more cheeky
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com hmm one of
the pots like this with me
lucky god
regardless of a movies rating welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for another top 10
innuendos in kids movies how will you
kiss me what that wasn’t in the job
description
maybe it’s a perk much like our first
list on the topic we’ve looked at the
greatest adult jokes ever to appear in
children’s films right grandma
live-action and animated films both
qualified and should something not
appear on this list that you think
should then be sure to cross-reference
with our original countdown of the top
10 innuendos in kids movies excuse me
you’re biting my butt no no yes you are
number 10 shaggy smoking habit
scooby-doo
yeah just another beautiful day in
paradise sure he gets the munchies way
more than the average man sure he
satisfies those munchies in often
questionable ways but has there ever
been a more subliminally brilliant
reference to Shaggy’s clear marijuana
use than this one boy oh boy
though sure do look like Scooby Snacks
Scooby’s second-in-command scores a
chance meeting with an attractive lady
on an airplane but his senses are truly
scrambled when he learns her name I
marry chained like that is my favorite
name yeah and also street slang for
cannabis Mary Jane has shaggy feeling as
high as the plane he’s on far-out I have
never met another person who loves
peepee snacks
me neither number 9 sugar honey iced tea
Madagascar Marty
sometimes in kids movies curse words are
inevitable how best to get around the
problem without prompting parental
complaints all in the acronym Madagascar
makes fun of a familiar swear word by
translating it into the very
family-friendly phrase sugar honey iced
tea
Oh sugar turn and who can blame Marty
you’re an animated zebra faced with an
angry animated lion on a secluded beach
you’re probably excused the odds
sensible slip of the tongue oh we’re all
here together safe and sound
number eight Patrick Ewing psychiatrist
Space Jam this girl
Bobby nothing what my son when you first
start having this dream it wasn’t a
dream it really helped the stars of the
90s NBA have had their world-famous
skills stolen from them in an attempt to
find out how and why they had for the
psychiatrist’s chair
however for Patrick Ewing the
cross-examination questioning goes a
little below the belt quite literally on
any other area besides basketball where
you’ll find yourself yeah unable to
perform in an already humorous montage
of medically induced gags set to a very
groovy soundtrack this brush at Ewings
bedroom prowess is an awesome
three-pointer of adult entertainment a
sly slam dunk for all the moms and dads
out there no
number seven Gobber is gay How to Train
Your Dragon 2 surprises I spy on you
this is one your wife one of the more
immediately apparent instances to make
today’s countdown Gobber the belch is
coming out as gay and How to Train Your
Dragon 2 cop massive attention from
critics and commentators upon the movies
2014 release I know were you gonna say
stoic how could I have done this
discussing why he never got married
gobber’s apparently ambiguous one other
thing is an allusion to his
homosexuality and started as an ad-lib
made by actor Craig Ferguson this is why
I never married this and one other
recent left in the final edit with
support from the film’s openly gay
director Dean Dubois this is one of the
clearest nods toward non heterosexuality
ever made in kids movie history in terms
of animated films gobber’s a gay icon
you may want to take this one number 6
the shrinkie Winky 101 dalmations
right that looked a little bit about
this bloke skinner before we meet him in
among all of the actual spots did you
spot our next eyebrow raiser from 101
Dalmatians male arousal gags might not
be the first thing you’d expect when
watching the live-action version of a
Disney classic but the brains behind
this movie managed to slip one into this
scene anyway
oh look at this size of that skull
better known to some as Arthur Weasley
Mark Williams this time as Cruella De
Vil chrony Horace shows his em softer
side here by brilliantly outlining his
own yet animal inspired erectile
disfunction sort of all these deceased
creatures kiss me as shrinky winking
there’s no two ways about it
taxidermy is a total turnoff number five
the dirty driver hocus-pocus we did not
change this bus driver must have felt as
though all his Christmases
or perhaps Halloween’s had come at once
in our next clip as he picks up three
especially captivating customers anyone
who exists in ice packs you girls are
givin me a fever
yeah when he learns that what the witchy
women most desire is children our man is
mighty quick with a witty reply for
adult ears only it may take me a couple
of tries but I don’t think that’d be a
problem not far enough
if the kids weren’t spellbound enough by
the movie itself then they will be by
the birds and the bees talk that follows
whoa speed bump double double toil and
trouble so that’s where babies come from
I smell too – marvelous hey cupcake
don’t get your phone number your code
you want my route schedule oh that one’s
taped me in the morning number four
robot baby jokes robots hey
did you get the news from the birds and
the bees to the nuts and the bolts
2005’s robots brought artificial
intelligence to the animated big screen
and instilled it with some awesome
innuendo I’m here I’m here I’m here
oh honey I’m so sorry an original
approach to baby-making there’s a
nudge-nudge wink-wink to this scene that
only those above a certain age will pick
up miss the delivery while the kids are
made to think of the building blocks in
their toy box
the adults are made to think of
something else entirely it’s a perfectly
cheeky play on words but it’s okay
making the babies of fun part
number three Lord Farquaad gets excited
Shrek
again show me again sometimes the best
innuendos are also the least noticeable
that’s certainly the case with our
bronze medal winner as Shrek’s Lord
Farquaad gets a little carried away when
gazing into his magic mirror Mira Mira
show her to me
show me the princess laid out in bed
with an image of the princess placed
before him perfect
there ain’t no amount of animal print
bed sheets that can spare his blushes
no wonder the mirror looks so
apprehensive we might have included
donkey seeing Shrek’s birthday suit on
this list come on Lady Vol time to get
moving you know you really need to get
yourself a pair jam but Lord Farquaad at
his high-end Mightiest makes the cut
instead don’t see what we’re talking
about well that’s probably because
everything about Farquaad is small
number two Patrick plays easy to get the
spongebob squarepants movie kids we are
kids from the brilliantly missable to
the blatantly obvious in the spongebob
squarepants movie our favorite
Nickelodeon characters got bigger better
and bolder than ever before with the
last of those adjectives especially
applying to patrick Star open your eyes
Patrick we blow bubbles
we die scream we worship a dancing
peanut for corns sake SpongeBob’s
eternal wingman he steps into the
limelight to lay down this fantastically
forward pick up line inscribing himself
into innuendo history in doing so we do
not worship Him Patrick you’ve been
wearing the same goofy goober tena party
Underpants for three years straight it’s
as awesome as it is probably ineffective
especially because said underwear are
three years old and emblazoned with
pictures of goofy goober oh you’re right
spongebob we are kids
pull your pants up Patrick before we
unveil our number one pick here are a
few honorable mentions hello whoa did i
frighten you didn’t mean to
sorry howdy my name is woody and this is
Andy’s room you know they say worn under
Venus look for us hello
now now dr. Lipschitz is the expert
thank you thank you very much well I
have a lot of help to offer anatomically
Amanda Monica yes astronomically nice
movie traile are you are you male or
female
uh and how do you tell the difference is
it oh oh is that how yeah hey stop
peeking or I’ll stop on you go to
Michael away
look I’m no good with words I’m no good
with food either at least not without
your help
number one Linguini’s tiny trouble
ratatouille
I ate false modesty it’s just another
way to lie you have talent
no but I don’t I really it’s not me link
and you might miss our winner
which is ironic in itself a tiny joke
about a tiny something else
it’s adults-only gold it’s sort of
disturbing in this scene ratatouille is
linguine is a seriously stressed-out
chef and he’s looking to confide in
Colette attempting to own up to the help
he’s received in the kitchen linguini
can only find various descriptive
phrases for the smallness of his secret
I have her I have a rash you had a rush
a man already on the edge the very last
thing he needs is some subliminal
manhood mockery tiny chef who tells me
what to do tiny but that’s exactly
what he gets
don’t laugh I’m gonna show you
do you agree with our list which
innuendo did we overlook for more cheeky
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com hmm one of
the pots like this with me
lucky god
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