hi I’m John Hastings and welcome to
watchmojo.com I know what you’re
thinking John how do you have time to
create this amazing video blog for
watchmojo.com that’s basically just a
bunch of meth heads in a loft somewhere
in the world and perform comedy all over
the world well friends I’ll tell you how
because i recently quit my day job don’t
get too excited i was working for evil
evil people that’s right friends I was a
telemarketer here is the story of the
day I quit it was a Tuesday I was
drinking a venti coffee from starbucks i
was looking at the coffee and i was
looking at my crotch was looking at the
coffee than my crotch and i was thinking
you know if I pour this coffee out on my
crotch I probably don’t have to go to
work today and when you think that you
need to get another job but I didn’t
listen to my head I listened to my
wallet so I went up and I started taking
calls and around the third call I go
into this field hi it’s John Hastings
from The Canadian Merchants Association
and they say John let me stop you right
there how about you go your mother and I
love my mother so I start reading back
this guy’s personal information that I
have up on the screen hi Rob Jackson
from 375 young street in boston
massachusetts i have a gun and i’m
coming to kill you and it’s at this
point my supervisor walks by and he says
John can I see you in my office and I
got excited because I was going to get
fired a feeling I know oh so well so I
go through my usual pre firing tradition
tell everyone in the office what I
really think of them Brenda no one cares
about your cats that much why do you
smell like mothballs Trevor no one likes
Babylon 5 that much out you’re a
functioning alcoholic meet me at the bar
later I’ll buy you a drink I go into
Charles’s office I sit down he says John
I was monitoring that last call
what do you think you did wrong and I
say Charles I don’t think I should have
told him I was coming and he said you
learned something get back out there
slugger and I respond with a resounding
I quit and he responded but why you’re
doing so well so I killed him for the
Internet I’ve been John Hastings
watchmojo.com I know what you’re
thinking John how do you have time to
create this amazing video blog for
watchmojo.com that’s basically just a
bunch of meth heads in a loft somewhere
in the world and perform comedy all over
the world well friends I’ll tell you how
because i recently quit my day job don’t
get too excited i was working for evil
evil people that’s right friends I was a
telemarketer here is the story of the
day I quit it was a Tuesday I was
drinking a venti coffee from starbucks i
was looking at the coffee and i was
looking at my crotch was looking at the
coffee than my crotch and i was thinking
you know if I pour this coffee out on my
crotch I probably don’t have to go to
work today and when you think that you
need to get another job but I didn’t
listen to my head I listened to my
wallet so I went up and I started taking
calls and around the third call I go
into this field hi it’s John Hastings
from The Canadian Merchants Association
and they say John let me stop you right
there how about you go your mother and I
love my mother so I start reading back
this guy’s personal information that I
have up on the screen hi Rob Jackson
from 375 young street in boston
massachusetts i have a gun and i’m
coming to kill you and it’s at this
point my supervisor walks by and he says
John can I see you in my office and I
got excited because I was going to get
fired a feeling I know oh so well so I
go through my usual pre firing tradition
tell everyone in the office what I
really think of them Brenda no one cares
about your cats that much why do you
smell like mothballs Trevor no one likes
Babylon 5 that much out you’re a
functioning alcoholic meet me at the bar
later I’ll buy you a drink I go into
Charles’s office I sit down he says John
I was monitoring that last call
what do you think you did wrong and I
say Charles I don’t think I should have
told him I was coming and he said you
learned something get back out there
slugger and I respond with a resounding
I quit and he responded but why you’re
doing so well so I killed him for the
Internet I’ve been John Hastings
Please follow and like us: