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this list we’re looking at the most
adult oriented jokes in kids movies that
in hindsight seem totally inappropriate
but hey they probably went over the
heads of children and at least some of
them added a new level of humor for
adult viewers number 10 the boss’s baby
How the Grinch Stole Christmas towards
the beginning of this live-action
adaptation we learn where babies come
from in the world of Whoville thankfully
it’s not a who’s sex ed lesson who
babies float in from the sky in an
umbrella basket or humber Seles it’s
sort of like a variation on the old
story of babies being delivered by
storks innocent right but this phone
comes armed with plenty of adult appeal
and so as the first baby is delivered on
the doorstep by its presumed
father-to-be
we got a not so wholesome revelation
babies he looks just like your boss most
kids hopefully aren’t familiar with the
concept of extramarital workplace
affairs but it definitely gets a laugh
if you watch the film when you’re older
number 9 like rabbits
Zootopia rabbits are known for many
things they’re cute and cuddly they’re a
popular symbol for speed and veering
into slightly more adult territory
they’re also known to be seriously
prolific Pro creators meaning they have
a lot of babies and do it quickly
when officer Judy Hopps calls Nick Wilde
out for tax evasion she throws in a
little species-specific sexual innuendo
1 million four hundred sixty thousand I
think I mean hey I’m just a dumb bunny
but we are gonna multiply he’d
previously called her a dumb bunny but
this mental math shows that she’s
anything but and before he can question
her calculations she reminds him that
bunnies are good at multiplying we
adults see what she did there Disney and
it was funny stuff number eight sugar
honey iced tea Madagascar you can
squeeze a lot of sexual innuendo and
other
types of adult jokes into movies for
kids swearing however is one of the big
no no’s foul language is all but
guaranteed to get you a pg-13 rating
higher if it’s sexually related but
screenwriters are a creative Bunch
so they usually manage to find
non-traditional ways to fill the void
left by the absence of swear words Oh
in Madagascar Chris Rock’s character
Marty the zebra says a series of words
that although innocent at face value
come together as a convenient acronym
sugar honey ice-t Shi tea with sneaky
writers number seven Rex – Rachel ice
age dawn of the dinosaurs the third
installment in 20th Century Fox’s hugely
successful ice age film franchise
introduced simon Pegg’s buck a one-eyed
weasel with a habit of going after
creatures much larger than himself
this dinosaur hunter is more than a
little rough around the edges and seems
utterly without mercy or remorse when it
comes to his life calling at one point
he regales manny diego and company tales
of his exploits and quite frankly it
sounds like something out of a grey
horror film now let me tell you about
the time I used a sharpened clamshell to
turn a t-rex into a to you Rachel though
it’s played for a laugh he’s talking
about castrating a t-rex this is one
messed up weasel number six a dirty ho
The Cat in the Hat like 2000’s How the
Grinch Stole Christmas this live-action
adaptation aimed to take a dr. Seuss
classic and turn it into a
feature-length film that would appeal to
kids and adults alike
[Music]
unfortunately it wasn’t nearly as
successful as the Grinch and although
there’s a plethora of adult-oriented
jokes they’re far from subtle after
landing in the yard and threatening to
dogs Mike Myers titular Cat in the Hat
looks at the garden tool he’s been
brandishing and aggressively calls it a
dirty ho before smiling knowingly at the
camera way dirty ho kids likely thought
nothing of it
but for adults it’s a surprisingly
random and inappropriate bit of wordplay
number five flying high the Santa Claus
in 1994 Tim Allen starred in this
critically acclaimed Christmas film and
box office success it’s become something
of a classic in the decades since and is
undeniably a fun film for the whole
family but our families aren’t here with
us right now it’s probably why i
johnson’s secretary sit as laugh of
course like so many family films it
squeezes in a few jokes just for the
adults
when Tim Allen’s character Scott Calvin
starts flying he reassures his son that
it’s okay look through the sixty
apparently mr. Calvin did some hard
partying and experimentation with drugs
before becoming the suit-and-tie we meet
in the film adding to the joke is the
fact that Tim Allen was actually
arrested for drug trafficking in the 70s
number four
busy boy 101 dalmatians Corolla Davila
has always been a memorable villain but
Glenn Close makes us really love to hate
the character she loses malice and
villainous charisma delivering many a
memorable line there’s one statement in
particular that children in the audience
likely thought nothing of but would
surely raise the eyebrows of their
accompanying parents we’re having
puppies – puppies you have been a busy
boy when she learns that Roger and Anita
are expecting puppies in addition to a
child she says that Roger has been a
busy boy if she’s suggesting Roger had
something to do with the puppies gross
Cruella really gross
[Music]
[Applause]
number three a compromising position the
road to El Dorado this film follows
trouble makers miguel and tulio who in
1519 travels from spain to the new world
armed with a map to the City of Gold
naturally nothing goes as planned but
being the con men that they are
they usually manage to spin the
unexpected in their favor when a local
woman by the name of Chell enters the
picture however things get even more
complicated it turns out that child can
be just as manipulative as miguel and
tulio when she initiates a massage with
Tulio it quickly escalates to something
far more suggestive off-camera and based
on the sounds Julio’s expression and
their body positions we suspect that
they were doing more than kissing
number two the topless woman the
rescuers rumors abound about
inappropriate content being snuck into
Disney films from the phallic towers in
the Little Mermaid – that much-debated
line from Aladdin however there’s
nothing subjective about this adult
edition – 1977’s the rescuers
in 1999 a massive recall of VHS copies
of the film was announced due to an
inappropriate image which had been added
to the film in post-production
Disney initially refused to say what the
offensive image was but word got out
fast that it was a picture of a
real-life topless woman in an apartment
window visible as her Mouse protagonist
Bernard and Bianca fly by incredibly
this was in the original version of the
film before we unveil our top pick here
are some honorable mentions I want you
to suck it no it’s for you to leave you
in the blackboard bit number one a lemon
party Cars 2 Pixar’s Cars franchise has
never shied away from sliding in a few
raunchy jokes for the adults in the
first film there’s a deleted scene of a
road sign for a top-down truck stop that
advertises all Convertible waitresses in
a world inhabited by automobiles this is
clearly intended as a topless bar
restaurant without a doubt the dirtiest
joke in the entire series however is the
lemon party this likely went right over
the heads of most adult viewers lemon
party is a reference to an early 2000s
shock website which depicted a bunch of
old men having an orgy isn’t this a
great party oh yeah we’d like to think
that this was just a coincidence but the
Internet has deemed that unlikely do you
agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and be
sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
remember movie trick
welcome to watchmojo.com ‘kids movies
that ruined your childhood
before we begin we publish new content
every day so be sure to subscribe to our
channel and ring the bell to get
notified about our latest videos for
this list we’re looking at the most
adult oriented jokes in kids movies that
in hindsight seem totally inappropriate
but hey they probably went over the
heads of children and at least some of
them added a new level of humor for
adult viewers number 10 the boss’s baby
How the Grinch Stole Christmas towards
the beginning of this live-action
adaptation we learn where babies come
from in the world of Whoville thankfully
it’s not a who’s sex ed lesson who
babies float in from the sky in an
umbrella basket or humber Seles it’s
sort of like a variation on the old
story of babies being delivered by
storks innocent right but this phone
comes armed with plenty of adult appeal
and so as the first baby is delivered on
the doorstep by its presumed
father-to-be
we got a not so wholesome revelation
babies he looks just like your boss most
kids hopefully aren’t familiar with the
concept of extramarital workplace
affairs but it definitely gets a laugh
if you watch the film when you’re older
number 9 like rabbits
Zootopia rabbits are known for many
things they’re cute and cuddly they’re a
popular symbol for speed and veering
into slightly more adult territory
they’re also known to be seriously
prolific Pro creators meaning they have
a lot of babies and do it quickly
when officer Judy Hopps calls Nick Wilde
out for tax evasion she throws in a
little species-specific sexual innuendo
1 million four hundred sixty thousand I
think I mean hey I’m just a dumb bunny
but we are gonna multiply he’d
previously called her a dumb bunny but
this mental math shows that she’s
anything but and before he can question
her calculations she reminds him that
bunnies are good at multiplying we
adults see what she did there Disney and
it was funny stuff number eight sugar
honey iced tea Madagascar you can
squeeze a lot of sexual innuendo and
other
types of adult jokes into movies for
kids swearing however is one of the big
no no’s foul language is all but
guaranteed to get you a pg-13 rating
higher if it’s sexually related but
screenwriters are a creative Bunch
so they usually manage to find
non-traditional ways to fill the void
left by the absence of swear words Oh
in Madagascar Chris Rock’s character
Marty the zebra says a series of words
that although innocent at face value
come together as a convenient acronym
sugar honey ice-t Shi tea with sneaky
writers number seven Rex – Rachel ice
age dawn of the dinosaurs the third
installment in 20th Century Fox’s hugely
successful ice age film franchise
introduced simon Pegg’s buck a one-eyed
weasel with a habit of going after
creatures much larger than himself
this dinosaur hunter is more than a
little rough around the edges and seems
utterly without mercy or remorse when it
comes to his life calling at one point
he regales manny diego and company tales
of his exploits and quite frankly it
sounds like something out of a grey
horror film now let me tell you about
the time I used a sharpened clamshell to
turn a t-rex into a to you Rachel though
it’s played for a laugh he’s talking
about castrating a t-rex this is one
messed up weasel number six a dirty ho
The Cat in the Hat like 2000’s How the
Grinch Stole Christmas this live-action
adaptation aimed to take a dr. Seuss
classic and turn it into a
feature-length film that would appeal to
kids and adults alike
[Music]
unfortunately it wasn’t nearly as
successful as the Grinch and although
there’s a plethora of adult-oriented
jokes they’re far from subtle after
landing in the yard and threatening to
dogs Mike Myers titular Cat in the Hat
looks at the garden tool he’s been
brandishing and aggressively calls it a
dirty ho before smiling knowingly at the
camera way dirty ho kids likely thought
nothing of it
but for adults it’s a surprisingly
random and inappropriate bit of wordplay
number five flying high the Santa Claus
in 1994 Tim Allen starred in this
critically acclaimed Christmas film and
box office success it’s become something
of a classic in the decades since and is
undeniably a fun film for the whole
family but our families aren’t here with
us right now it’s probably why i
johnson’s secretary sit as laugh of
course like so many family films it
squeezes in a few jokes just for the
adults
when Tim Allen’s character Scott Calvin
starts flying he reassures his son that
it’s okay look through the sixty
apparently mr. Calvin did some hard
partying and experimentation with drugs
before becoming the suit-and-tie we meet
in the film adding to the joke is the
fact that Tim Allen was actually
arrested for drug trafficking in the 70s
number four
busy boy 101 dalmatians Corolla Davila
has always been a memorable villain but
Glenn Close makes us really love to hate
the character she loses malice and
villainous charisma delivering many a
memorable line there’s one statement in
particular that children in the audience
likely thought nothing of but would
surely raise the eyebrows of their
accompanying parents we’re having
puppies – puppies you have been a busy
boy when she learns that Roger and Anita
are expecting puppies in addition to a
child she says that Roger has been a
busy boy if she’s suggesting Roger had
something to do with the puppies gross
Cruella really gross
[Music]
[Applause]
number three a compromising position the
road to El Dorado this film follows
trouble makers miguel and tulio who in
1519 travels from spain to the new world
armed with a map to the City of Gold
naturally nothing goes as planned but
being the con men that they are
they usually manage to spin the
unexpected in their favor when a local
woman by the name of Chell enters the
picture however things get even more
complicated it turns out that child can
be just as manipulative as miguel and
tulio when she initiates a massage with
Tulio it quickly escalates to something
far more suggestive off-camera and based
on the sounds Julio’s expression and
their body positions we suspect that
they were doing more than kissing
number two the topless woman the
rescuers rumors abound about
inappropriate content being snuck into
Disney films from the phallic towers in
the Little Mermaid – that much-debated
line from Aladdin however there’s
nothing subjective about this adult
edition – 1977’s the rescuers
in 1999 a massive recall of VHS copies
of the film was announced due to an
inappropriate image which had been added
to the film in post-production
Disney initially refused to say what the
offensive image was but word got out
fast that it was a picture of a
real-life topless woman in an apartment
window visible as her Mouse protagonist
Bernard and Bianca fly by incredibly
this was in the original version of the
film before we unveil our top pick here
are some honorable mentions I want you
to suck it no it’s for you to leave you
in the blackboard bit number one a lemon
party Cars 2 Pixar’s Cars franchise has
never shied away from sliding in a few
raunchy jokes for the adults in the
first film there’s a deleted scene of a
road sign for a top-down truck stop that
advertises all Convertible waitresses in
a world inhabited by automobiles this is
clearly intended as a topless bar
restaurant without a doubt the dirtiest
joke in the entire series however is the
lemon party this likely went right over
the heads of most adult viewers lemon
party is a reference to an early 2000s
shock website which depicted a bunch of
old men having an orgy isn’t this a
great party oh yeah we’d like to think
that this was just a coincidence but the
Internet has deemed that unlikely do you
agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and be
sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
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