we are guessing that these went right
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this list we’re looking at the most
adult oriented jokes in kids movies that
in hindsight seemed totally
inappropriate number 10 a castle that’s
compensating for shortcomings Shrek yeah
no you know Shrek thanks lord farquaad’s
compensating for something which i think
means he has a really cool part of
what’s made this beloved animated
franchise so successful is its ability
to balance kid-friendly jokes with
adult-oriented references and knowing
winks but that being said there are a
few moments that might raise some
eyebrows in hindsight show me the
princess
for example there’s this scene that
really makes it seem like Lord Farquaad
is getting an erection while looking at
Princess Fiona’s picture thankfully
viewers can’t see any movement in the
sheets
so maybe Shrek wasn’t so far off the
mark when he made his locker room joke
about a big castle for a little man it
might have just been a jab at farquaad’s
height but we doubt it do you think
number 9 evil desires hocus-pocus there
are a number of jokes meant for adults
in this classic Halloween film like
references to Max’s virginity and Emily
but there’s no moment more inappropriate
than when the witches announced their
desire for children it may take me a
couple of drives but I don’t think
that’d be a problem to be clear they
want to kill them to steal their youth
but this horny bus driver just sees it
as an invitation to test his virility a
total horndog he makes it clear that
he’s more than willing to oblige the
strange trio having sex with three evil
witch
his most recent medical checks if any
predate the invention of penicillin we
think he’s risking more than child
support good luck buddy listen ice packs
you girls are givin me a fever number
so who thought it was a good idea to let
Rick and Morty creator Dan Harmon
co-write the screenplay for a kid’s film
to be fair this was years before he
created Rick and Morty or even community
for that matter but still the man isn’t
exactly the kind to play it safe this is
the sort of joke that’s guaranteed to go
over the head of pretty much every kid
in the audience but we suspect the
parents who caught it choked on their
popcorn or soda Monster House is a solid
fun and often intelligent film but this
reference to the female anatomy was a
risky inclusion so it’s a girl know
number seven performance issues Space
Jam when you first start having this
dream it wasn’t a dream
apparently in the world of Space Jam
talent is like energy it can’t just be
created out of nothing and so in order
to win this epic high-stakes basketball
game
the monsters steal the talent of
professional be ballers Charles Barkley
Sean Bradley Patrick Ewing Larry Johnson
and Mugsy Bogues suddenly without the
skills that made them stars the players
undergo a battery of physical and mental
exams in this funny montage besides
basketball will you find yourself unable
to perform the filmmakers managed to
slide an adult joke into the mix when
one doctor asks a player if he’s had
other performance issues not cool doc
yeah
No number six mr. Potato Head doesn’t
like to share Toy Story 3 Pixar has
never shied away from slipping adult
jokes into their films and for the most
part they play well this line however is
so crude that we really hope it was
accidental in the third toy story film
the villainous Lotso removes the mouth
of an understandably angry mrs. Potato
Head jumping to his wife’s defense mr.
Potato loudly declares that nobody takes
my wife’s mouth nothing wrong with that
right
but then he follows it up with the words
except me my wife’s mouth except me
literally he might just be saying that
he steals his wife’s mouth to get some
peace and quiet but it also evokes
we’re going home
number five sucked to death The Brave
Little Toaster
somebody untie the knot in this guy’s
cord this 1987 animated film had some
pretty heavy moments that likely left a
lasting impression on you as a young
child the scene in the spare parts shop
is horrific and the song worthless comes
paired with some similarly upsetting
imagery the clown was pure nightmare
fuel but nothing quite compares to the
suicide of the air conditioner while his
explosive final moments are likely
what’s stuck with you
he also says something rather
provocative to the vacuum cleaner before
making his exit when Kirby confronts the
aggressive appliance the a/c asks if
kirby is going to suck him to death
that’s an uncomfortable choice of words
what are you gonna do suck me to death
number four the chef with a tiny little
something ratatouille
don’t do it I have a secret another
Pixar film another joke that soars over
the heads of younger viewers while
raising the eyebrows of their parents
when the bumbling and culinary
challenged linguini tries to come clean
with Colette he struggles to explain his
situation with remi the cooking rat by
his own admission he’s not good with
words but boy does he ever miss speak
here I have this tiny little little he
admits he has a disturbing secret a tiny
little before he can say chef
has already glanced down straight at his
crotch ouch
tiny chef who tells me what to do at
least as embarrassing as the moment is
it’s not as gross as what chef Skinner
seems to be suggesting with this line
number three diaper humor the Rugrats
movie in a list of all the places we
didn’t expect to come across a
circumcision joke
the 1998 Rugrats movie would be pretty
high up there but there it is
nonetheless and this musical number a
newborn baby is disappointed and
outraged that he’s had his umbilical
cord cut but another newborn in the room
looks down in his own diaper and tells
the baby to consider himself fortunate
there’s nothing subtle about this
reference and we can’t help but wonder
what kid’s made of it when they watched
the scene number two nice headlights
cars alright we can see how this was a
tempting joke to make even though it’s
totally inappropriate after a big race
rookie Lightning McQueen is bathing in
the attention of the fans and cameras
when to gushing young girl cars burst
through the crowd and introduced
themselves as Mia and Tia they’re his
biggest fans so what did they do pop
their headlights and flash him get it
the arrogant McQueen is in heaven but
we’re guessing this one might have
elicited more groans from the parents
than laughs before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to
move until the honeymoon
[Music]
number one buzz experiences involuntary
wing Spring Toy Story 2 well I just want
to say you’re frightened young woman
with a beautiful yarn full of hair there
are a lot of ways to show that
characters in kids movies are attracted
to one another after all romance and
attraction are perfectly natural but
this scene from the second toy story
movie is more than a little brazen when
buzz meets Jessie the cowgirl it’s clear
that he’s into her especially from the
way he freezes when she puts her hand on
his chest
but when he sees her in action it proves
too much and he gets sprung as shown by
his wings popping out it’s a strangely
common trope in kids movies also seen in
The Little Rascals and arguably dating
all the way back to 1942 Bambi do you
agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and be
sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
over your head as a kid welcome to
watchmojo.com ‘kids movies that ruined
your childhood dreaming it size what
size doesn’t matter
before we begin we publish new content
every day so be sure to subscribe to our
Channel and ring the bell to get
notified about our latest videos for
this list we’re looking at the most
adult oriented jokes in kids movies that
in hindsight seemed totally
inappropriate number 10 a castle that’s
compensating for shortcomings Shrek yeah
no you know Shrek thanks lord farquaad’s
compensating for something which i think
means he has a really cool part of
what’s made this beloved animated
franchise so successful is its ability
to balance kid-friendly jokes with
adult-oriented references and knowing
winks but that being said there are a
few moments that might raise some
eyebrows in hindsight show me the
princess
for example there’s this scene that
really makes it seem like Lord Farquaad
is getting an erection while looking at
Princess Fiona’s picture thankfully
viewers can’t see any movement in the
sheets
so maybe Shrek wasn’t so far off the
mark when he made his locker room joke
about a big castle for a little man it
might have just been a jab at farquaad’s
height but we doubt it do you think
number 9 evil desires hocus-pocus there
are a number of jokes meant for adults
in this classic Halloween film like
references to Max’s virginity and Emily
but there’s no moment more inappropriate
than when the witches announced their
desire for children it may take me a
couple of drives but I don’t think
that’d be a problem to be clear they
want to kill them to steal their youth
but this horny bus driver just sees it
as an invitation to test his virility a
total horndog he makes it clear that
he’s more than willing to oblige the
strange trio having sex with three evil
witch
his most recent medical checks if any
predate the invention of penicillin we
think he’s risking more than child
support good luck buddy listen ice packs
you girls are givin me a fever number
so who thought it was a good idea to let
Rick and Morty creator Dan Harmon
co-write the screenplay for a kid’s film
to be fair this was years before he
created Rick and Morty or even community
for that matter but still the man isn’t
exactly the kind to play it safe this is
the sort of joke that’s guaranteed to go
over the head of pretty much every kid
in the audience but we suspect the
parents who caught it choked on their
popcorn or soda Monster House is a solid
fun and often intelligent film but this
reference to the female anatomy was a
risky inclusion so it’s a girl know
number seven performance issues Space
Jam when you first start having this
dream it wasn’t a dream
apparently in the world of Space Jam
talent is like energy it can’t just be
created out of nothing and so in order
to win this epic high-stakes basketball
game
the monsters steal the talent of
professional be ballers Charles Barkley
Sean Bradley Patrick Ewing Larry Johnson
and Mugsy Bogues suddenly without the
skills that made them stars the players
undergo a battery of physical and mental
exams in this funny montage besides
basketball will you find yourself unable
to perform the filmmakers managed to
slide an adult joke into the mix when
one doctor asks a player if he’s had
other performance issues not cool doc
yeah
No number six mr. Potato Head doesn’t
like to share Toy Story 3 Pixar has
never shied away from slipping adult
jokes into their films and for the most
part they play well this line however is
so crude that we really hope it was
accidental in the third toy story film
the villainous Lotso removes the mouth
of an understandably angry mrs. Potato
Head jumping to his wife’s defense mr.
Potato loudly declares that nobody takes
my wife’s mouth nothing wrong with that
right
but then he follows it up with the words
except me my wife’s mouth except me
literally he might just be saying that
he steals his wife’s mouth to get some
peace and quiet but it also evokes
we’re going home
number five sucked to death The Brave
Little Toaster
somebody untie the knot in this guy’s
cord this 1987 animated film had some
pretty heavy moments that likely left a
lasting impression on you as a young
child the scene in the spare parts shop
is horrific and the song worthless comes
paired with some similarly upsetting
imagery the clown was pure nightmare
fuel but nothing quite compares to the
suicide of the air conditioner while his
explosive final moments are likely
what’s stuck with you
he also says something rather
provocative to the vacuum cleaner before
making his exit when Kirby confronts the
aggressive appliance the a/c asks if
kirby is going to suck him to death
that’s an uncomfortable choice of words
what are you gonna do suck me to death
number four the chef with a tiny little
something ratatouille
don’t do it I have a secret another
Pixar film another joke that soars over
the heads of younger viewers while
raising the eyebrows of their parents
when the bumbling and culinary
challenged linguini tries to come clean
with Colette he struggles to explain his
situation with remi the cooking rat by
his own admission he’s not good with
words but boy does he ever miss speak
here I have this tiny little little he
admits he has a disturbing secret a tiny
little before he can say chef
has already glanced down straight at his
crotch ouch
tiny chef who tells me what to do at
least as embarrassing as the moment is
it’s not as gross as what chef Skinner
seems to be suggesting with this line
number three diaper humor the Rugrats
movie in a list of all the places we
didn’t expect to come across a
circumcision joke
the 1998 Rugrats movie would be pretty
high up there but there it is
nonetheless and this musical number a
newborn baby is disappointed and
outraged that he’s had his umbilical
cord cut but another newborn in the room
looks down in his own diaper and tells
the baby to consider himself fortunate
there’s nothing subtle about this
reference and we can’t help but wonder
what kid’s made of it when they watched
the scene number two nice headlights
cars alright we can see how this was a
tempting joke to make even though it’s
totally inappropriate after a big race
rookie Lightning McQueen is bathing in
the attention of the fans and cameras
when to gushing young girl cars burst
through the crowd and introduced
themselves as Mia and Tia they’re his
biggest fans so what did they do pop
their headlights and flash him get it
the arrogant McQueen is in heaven but
we’re guessing this one might have
elicited more groans from the parents
than laughs before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to
move until the honeymoon
[Music]
number one buzz experiences involuntary
wing Spring Toy Story 2 well I just want
to say you’re frightened young woman
with a beautiful yarn full of hair there
are a lot of ways to show that
characters in kids movies are attracted
to one another after all romance and
attraction are perfectly natural but
this scene from the second toy story
movie is more than a little brazen when
buzz meets Jessie the cowgirl it’s clear
that he’s into her especially from the
way he freezes when she puts her hand on
his chest
but when he sees her in action it proves
too much and he gets sprung as shown by
his wings popping out it’s a strangely
common trope in kids movies also seen in
The Little Rascals and arguably dating
all the way back to 1942 Bambi do you
agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and be
sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
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