and it was also very happy that the
program has started on time but if you
want to know what the difference is its
start from the look this is the
difference because when I was doing
school somebody said you’ll definitely
shine at the top so I am literally
standing on the top now and even when I
had a surgery then the doctor said that
don’t worry there’s nothing insane I
told you my news is long back I knew
that there was nothing inside there
anyway coming to this punctuality
effector I was so happy that it started
on time here in India what I found was
because I’m more into satire comedy and
all that this is a total waste
they say waste of time it’s actually a
waste of watch in India everything they
say on the way so where is the gist is
on the way can I get some coffee on the
way now I’m not talking about gloom
generally so I’m very happy everything
is going according to time here and all
this discipline and punctuality
everything radge waited only for my
school days I studied in a school called
sim beats as an Anglo Indian school
actually if you get angry you say what
the bloody hell but that everybody says
what’s your bloody area where is Johnny
he’s standing under the podium with the
nail mummy that’s how they stopped the
strange way of talking so this English
fear was always there but I have thanks
in bits for the discipline although
because they started the cricketer there
a three C’s associated with me as when I
do the anchoring of shows or when I
present the panel discussions three
primary things are cricket cinema and
current affairs I deal with all this
whether it’s radio or TV or Internet I
am into all these three but the main
thing main difference this it’s always
the undercurrent is human because every
time I start something somebody
demoralizes me discourages me so the
society is always in different life I
always try to be different that’s the
reason and first in sin beads now I told
you about the anglo-indian stuff from
there I started my career as Alec
spinner
you know why I had to be different there
because the moment I went to the
selection camp I saw only fast bowlers a
fleet of fast bowlers and off spinners
so you have to be different then I
thought why not try and explain because
leg spin is a very
it can win the match for the team or for
the operands is a very rare murat bowing
of googly is a total trick is a totally
new trick so I thought let’s resort an
expense oath rule explain i came i arose
to the national level and you won’t
believe I played for South Zone universe
he’s an Indian schools ahead cuz
Shrikant as my captain most positive
captain I’ve ever played under Chris
Higgins was my captain as our Dean used
to go one Don moment a 13 West Zone
captain was Ravi Shastri we had a great
time and triggered an 81 I almost came
to the level of playing for Indian team
but unfortunately 81 March are able to
by March or April I saw all these
players other than Ravi Shastri Singh
and everybody was playing for India and
I was playing in India it was very
unfortunate something happened I goofed
up in my leg spin action probably grew
three or four inches taller
it affected my action I was not able to
raise my hand like this and ball so last
mile explain boost up the whole thing
but fortunately by God’s grace Indian
all seas Bank was kind enough to give me
a sports quota job so I entered India
knows his bank so that’s what at the
moment I entered India knows his bank
started interacting with a lot of
customers there has a banker so I also
developed my speaking skills and also I
developed the confidence in addressing
in English you know way I met an
accountant there who was worse than me
in English one day he had come along
with his wife to a cinema hall and he
had seen me there and he wanted to
address that in front of everybody in
the bank hall and he said what’s key
please come yesterday I saw you with my
wife are you guys the water what does it
mean yeah yeah yeah yesterday I ate my
weight oh you came with your wife when
you saw me there all penguin the next
week is wife gave birth to a second male
chill and that he wanted to convey in
English she came rushing to me and said
baki please congratulate me
what for I become the second father so
all these things know this English
comedy in all that was working out in
the bank then I told you I cooked up in
my licks and then I didn’t know what to
do so I just can’t do something with
this humor so brought out a joke book as
boskie jokes
I called the customer Terrace recon to
inaugurate the function he released the
first book and it and in literally I
used to go and stand in theater halls
with a stall with a joke book stall
selling each joke book for four bucks
way back probably in 94 95
and I see shaker the great dramatist he
used tunnels on the mic that you can get
boskie’s jokes and all that I used to
sell joke books fortunately for me by
God’s grace that came before the eyes of
a very great cartoonist for mr. mother
must have heard of him a fantastic
cartoonist he doesn’t need any narration
just The Strokes will make you love you
love to glory so this man saw that Joe
Coogan is Aquarian to drea right for
Arnaz a bigot and I said okay fine I’ll
read but who is going to recognize me
I’ve been writing for the past three
years not a single Joker’s appeared but
he said you just say the moment he gave
me that encouragement I started writing
and you won’t believe you know probably
about 10 to 11 years I wrote about
17,000 jokes in another world that’s one
of the most popular weekly magazines
that focuses more on humor I wrote about
17,000 jokes but the best part of it I
submitted one like jokes
the rest were rejected only 17,000 came
in another so then he grew me into film
reviewing into writing this Madras Basha
whom you must have heard of this Madras
version and Niobe reeking that’s a
normal Tamil yeah now my main idea
so wherever is opportunity not at all I
wanted a column with a that’s how they
talk that’s a Madras but that’s why I
specialized in that started writing
articles on that then I became a
columnist for an English news daily
which is called again Chronicle they
carried out my caption day-to-day
captions every day with the photograph
for six years daily that was phenomenal
something like very similar to watch
what war all that you watch on this amel
holdings so I had a lot of you for
example they introduced three eggs in
the known Meal Scheme the government’s
known mill scheme had only two eggs per
meal but they introduced three eggs so I
brought out a caption saying known Mills
came but I had three O’s in that null so
tried trying to bring about a lot of
difference here and there then as I
started writing jokes I got the offer to
do stage plays wrote about ten stage
plays also did the made main role in
those states list the last of which was
named Dada Dada I thought of something
very different
why not bring in all the dawns of cinema
for example when uniter of noggin then
Barcia Rajinikanth Barcia then the
original dawn Amitabh Bachchan then this
onion split personality supposing all
these dogs lived in a particular family
what happened so I did the role of onion
has a split personality I used to come
as
mr. Burton in the climax and conducting
the scone Banega Crorepati is called
uber Nega I’ll go potty every time you
give a correct answer you will get
Marisa or Dendi or Bombay will gift it
to you so questions used to be very
funny like in the letters ABCD up to his
head which is the first letter a a BB CC
or DD can he go for 5050 option so it
goes like that then the capital of India
is Delhi it’s located in which country
India B India C India or D India so he
used to do all the satire then I had
some offers from the advertisement field
also the great phenomenal
cinematographer PC serum offered me
three for modeling assignment so I did
hundred eyes meant also modeling also I
did and then was a big breakthrough came
in 2000 man Jaya TV was kind enough to
offer me a show called harakiri assembly
that was the show where I tried to be
different man and normally in an
interview you ask only serious questions
I thought why should an interview always
be serious why not be humorous and
satirical normally if an actor comes
they are sir which is your first movie I
used to us which was a first and last
movie sir they used to get pissed off so
one guy said I do a lot of novelty new
innovations in cinema you know what on
the screen if I show you a rose flower
you get the entire Hall is filled with
rose fragrance you get rose fragrance
everywhere I asked him do we have any
toilet scene sir so you got pissed off
so every time they used to judge so if
you spontaneously ask some question
that’ll bring out the best so I thought
why not
interview differently in this manner
then I started stand-up comedy in a
channel Vijay TV a star I did that
stand-up comedy making fun of actors – I
went to such an extent where all the
actors all the heroes assembled and they
passed a resolution saying that is
boskie steps in to the TV channel we
will not give interviews they passed the
resolution and I countered when they
asked me from the press I said supposing
all of us public we are going to bring
out a resolution saying that only smart
people can come as heroes in movies we
can never watch movies at all so this
stuff was going on and down on stand-up
comedy one side then advertisement
modelling then r.j. so every time RJ
guided about 3,000 to 4,000 shows and
stand-up comedy on Sun TV daily
breakfast so I did for about four years
that was also thousand that high degree
assembly yourselves in shows this was
also thousand short but every time I
tried something people used to
demoralize and describe me I’m going for
cricket I’m going to play a match you
won’t come it won’t come for you you’ll
also face all that you tries organizing
something one big queue will stand
high-waisted you won’t come now I’m
going into our jiaying no no you have a
natural tone it won’t come then I did
4000 jobs won’t come cricket played up
the national I’m going for acting no no
you can’t act you’re too tall for a
comedy I did about 15 movies of which 11
100 is its so again I’m going into
writing no no no column your English is
bad you can’t you won’t you won’t
Karachi what are they which means in
Tamil
it won’t come so never bother the
society will always be indifferent other
you’ll have to go like how on Buffalo
goes drenched in the torrential downpour
how I will you can’t look back so that’s
my idea do keep the only thing that’s
the best so instead of garlanding people
who encourage you and all your sponsors
keep garlanding the guy you always
straight to team always and discourage
you your arrest
thank you I will click in this field
again one guy will say ah no that won’t
be possible sorry do it take it as a
challenge so always be different because
the society will always be indifferent
to you so nowadays you know what I
present these film reviews it’s called
catch I’m with both you one friend is
also saying I love your reviews you know
how the review happens sometimes have
two movies first day first show the
moment the show is over I am before the
camera I like to address and talk about
the film but everybody does serious
reviews but I do comically for example
that link orogeny is famous film it was
about the British period about the
building of constructing of a dam you
know what was my punchline for that film
I said I thought it will be a damn good
film but it was a good damn film so they
normally they can’t tolerate nobilis
criticism they can take one guy asked
why does this guy know about cinemas
he’s just like that dripping all the
films what does he know about cinema I
asked the guy supposing you are given a
doctor’s role do you go complete mbps
and come back oh no no no you just put
on your doctor’s coat and I make one
stethoscope hang around your neck
that’s also you don’t need knowledge so
coming to the final point you know what
it’s a rajagopalachari was the first and
last Governor General when you
the days during the pre-independence
period a British lot wanted to put down
all the Indians in front of him so he
comes to the to rajagopalachari
comes near him and says mister
rajagopalachari I notice a very funny
feature among your dirty Indians you
know what you look at all the Americans
all the Americans look uniformly fair
you look at all the blacks all of them
look uniformly black look at the Chinese
and Japanese they all look uniformly in
Lewisham complexion but only you dirty
Indians I find somehow fair some are
dark and some are ten why is this ugly
difference among you wretched Indians so
rajagopalachari doesn’t get angry it
comes to the mic and says mr. Lord what
a fantastic argument let me give you an
example if you take the case of horses
you find horses are of different colors
white horses brown horses and black
horses but if you take donkeys all
donkeys are the same colors so that’s
this all these applause goes only with
such Oh goes to mr. Rajah because that’s
the advantage of instant weed you don’t
get angry so the last final it’s not an
advice because they say the best advice
comes from the worst people it is just a
suggestion every time they try to
demolish or discourage me I used to
bounce back I am sure that you would
have taken a leaf out of this book
because I am in too many fields I had to
rush through all this so in future when
I get an opportunity I will go in in an
elaborate manner thank you so much for
joining us and wish you the best success
under dr. baurel Chandler’s leadership I
think every year a new world is created
every it’s always hated with the
difference so hats off to all the heroes
and heroes and the future geniuses
always be positive in everything being
negative only in one thing in HIV don’t
be positive in there thank you so much [Applause]