co-captains and myself first officer
Chad Sparrow like to take this
opportunity to welcome you aboard the
second session of this Ted X event with
nonstop service to showing up the event
has been cleared for takeoff
the way there’s cooperating so we should
be pushing back shortly and quickly
climbing to our cruising altitude of
approximately zero we are here to make
this event a safe and pleasant one so
please at this time direct your
attention to our wonderful safety
coordinators Vicky and Sharla who are
located in the Eilish area in front of
you this room this room is equipped with
five emergency exits two to the right
one to the left and two to the rear
please take a moment to locate the
emergency exit and nearest to you
bearing in mind it operates on a
first-come first-served basis
due to the unpredictable nature of a
TEDx event it is critical that you keep
your seatbelts fastened at all times if
you do not have a seatbelt please raise
thank you this is a woman’s event
federal law encourages you to form a
line near the lavatory this is a
non-smoking event tampering with any
smoke detectors is a federal offense
which is punishable by law and may
result in a jolly nasty slap on the
wrist in the incredibly unlikely event
of a water landing the person next you
may be used as a flotation device to
activate your flotation neighbor hit
them squarely on the base of the neck if
you should experience a sudden thirst a
cocktail will drop from the ceiling
above your head gently pull the drink
forward to successfully full accept full
coverage around the glass although you
will not inflate you are receiving
liquor if you should experience dramatic
weight loss please feed yourself first
before attempting to feed those around
you we are aware that many of you are
frequent event attendees but please take
a moment to locate and review the safety
card which is located under your seat at
this time please be sure that your seat
belt is securely fastened
there will be frequent stops so please
remain in your seat until the captains
light is turned off and she is
comfortably tucked into bed
[Applause]
oh yeah are you ready one two three
okay hello ladies welcome to our craft
work I’m Janine ray and I’m Marge and
look ladies look we know how it is we do
we do you have all going through the
change and we know what you’re thinking
you ladies are regretting that last box
of products that you bought right there
it is in the cover taking up space
I’m opened and you’re thinking it’s
garbage well for shine ladies I’ll tell
you what it’s not garbage no way nohow
we have so many ideas for you – oh we
sure do look look look it’s gonna get
better okay so ladies say you’re sittin
on that airplane and the Sun is just
beaming in on you and you can’t get any
shut-eye
because that guy besides you he won’t
shut the window well no worries ladies
you just go right into your purse you
so yeah I’m sleeping like a baby
I’ll tell you you’ll make sure you bring
an extra for the guy beside you because
I’ll tell you what he’s gonna want one
true they always have everything always
actually I did yeah I just well there
[Music]
okay
I’m a big Baker I’m a big Baker I baked
all the time that’s muffins and pound
this lady Oh sometimes you know those
muffins are done those muffins are done
and where’s the hot pad where’s the hot
pad well ladies you know what’s really
nice girls you make a little bit of a
spill you can just wipe it you can just
put that in the kitchen
okay now you diggin lights out well I’ll
tell you what I don’t like to spend them
at a time or money under personal
hygiene you know but every once in a
while I want to look my best you know so
say I’m going on a trip a vacation I’m
gonna go to the pool maybe the beach
what have you and I get there and I’m so
excited I get my swimsuit on and I take
a look down there and I think I shoulda
trimmed up oh well no worries ladies in
the privacy of your own home or hotel
room the glue on these will rip out
anything okay you just adhere them
directly to the skin just like this okay
just directly to the skin just a little
visual there for you okay the hardest
part is just getting up the nerve
especially if you decide to go for the
Brazilian
you right there I can tell you’re one of
the results yeah that’s okay I’m going
to show you how to do it it’s so easy
you gave yourself a bikini wax you saved
yourself forty dollars along it there
was a big one like a big dog live in a
dark alley yeah well you know what I’d
be doing with that forty bucks I just
saved okay I know what you’d be doing
why don’t you know yeah yeah I’ve been
going out to eat with my husband we love
to eat out eat out all the time but I’ll
tell you what the dry-cleaning bills on
his ties are killing us that guy’s a
mess so won’t your husband be excited
next time you’re out you just pull out
one of these babies that goes right
there ladies there you go and then all
night long in below peak and wife is now
that he needs good it’s so pretty my
favorite part about it is when the meal
is over you can just hand it to the
waiter yeah here sweetheart I’m gonna
save you on some dry cleaning yeah that
goes right there there we go right there
there you go boy Joey’s you oughta take
that home
well ladies I’ll tell you for our next
project you’re gonna need an overnight
okay all right oh yeah
something with the little work surface
okay because I’ll tell you what we’re
gonna get creative so get out that
creativity ladies and then I’ll tell you
what get out your glue guns oh yeah do
not underestimate the power of a good
Booga no no no because you can make
something as fantastic as this fool
isn’t it so beautiful so don’t cry you
can do this you can make it it’s so easy
you just go into that croucher and you
can inspire okay I ran in there and I
found a little bit of lace so I glued
that on okay then I found a little bit
of leftover ribbon from a present from
Margie I put that on there okay then I
found the broken strand of pearls
courtesy of my daughter-in-law I’m not
bitter I’m not angry I reuse I recycle
okay then what I do is to finish off my
project is they get the bottle of the
potpourri oil this one’s my favorite
lavender it’s so soothing you know so
relaxing and I just did me to be dab
right on there put that right on there
smells so good and you know it’s amazing
how that soaks in but still manages to
stay dry I don’t know how they do then I
go to my my bedroom and I open up my
lingerie drawer and I just pop that
puppy in there I’ve got a scented sachet
that’s making my panties smell great for
weeks
I love it
wait Sun but I tell you I know that it
works too I can smell your panties from
here well there we go going this for the
front row good sleep alrighty this next
one here is for all of you cat lovers
out there here’s one for you rare here
kitty kitty here key he’ll they just
come right in after I tell you much all
night long they have the best time yeah
she’s got those scattered all over her
living room so fun
well ladies for our next project you’re
gonna take a little bit and I want you
to flatten it out with your hands okay
flat move out nice and flat and what you
get is something that looks a little bit
like this okay and what you’ve done is
you’ve made bookmark for your girlfriend
and value she’s gonna love it but what I
do to personalize my gift is I cut out
inspirational words out of the magazines
and then I hot glue them right onto the
he’ll do as you like get creative I love
the one you made for me last week it’s
so great it says friends are forever
period yep just for your eyes that’s
your homology okay well don’t let this
happen to you okay let’s say it’s
Halloween night okay it’s the night of
Halloween just went by right let’s all
your grandkids they’re about to walk out
that door and you think oh no I don’t
have a costume what do I do
no big deal you just go to our website
and you download this little template
here and it’s it’s just some dotted line
to take a pair of scissors anyone can
cut it out and in two shakes you’ll be
out the door with the boom and the boom
and the boat there we go
two seconds houses are in you’re out
trick-or-treating you know you bring
some buddies doorbell and the guy comes
to the door and he says well now who the
heck are you lady well I’ll tell you who
it’s so simple so simple every year she
wins my year well ladies I’ll tell you I
can’t stand how expensive household
cleaning products have become I say no
the swiffers I won’t buy sweaters
waste of money bad for the environment
what I do is just I get a couple of
these just like this and I put them
right there right okay right there is so
easy just like this and then I am
cleaning my floor okay I’m getting my
exercise and you know maybe I throw in a
little dance move and okay look how
shiny this is you see you’re laughing
but you’re gonna go home and you’re
gonna try it I get down well ladies if
you are anything like us come Christmas
time you’re looking for that new
ornament for the tree oh yeah well Marcy
and I we made something so special this
oh there she is she’s so cute she’s so
sparkling so festive and you know what’s
nice is she already comes with the
string the hang on the tree there you
Liam hark the herald ladies under the
hair hark the herald so festive that one
like hey you know what holiday I get a
big kick out of is the fourth of July
and you want the kids to have a good
time but those fireworks they are so
they’re gonna dance for sure yeah well
yeah so here’s what you could do this
fun and safe you just take one of these
and you do a little decorating and then
what do you got here well it’s t-minus
three two one incoming ladies watch out
you can’t like a bouquet you know just
like you know what that means they
you’re the next one to get your period
good times ahead good times ahead
well ladies for our final project you’re
gonna need a super okay yeah don’t kid
yourself you need the super I say you’ve
had your girlfriends over you’ve had a
good time you’ve had someone a little
wine left over and the girl got in it
someone threw out that cork well no
worries let me just take one of these
put it right in there
soak it really good just like that and
that poppy staying stuck so you take it
[Applause] [Music]
Chad Sparrow like to take this
opportunity to welcome you aboard the
second session of this Ted X event with
nonstop service to showing up the event
has been cleared for takeoff
the way there’s cooperating so we should
be pushing back shortly and quickly
climbing to our cruising altitude of
approximately zero we are here to make
this event a safe and pleasant one so
please at this time direct your
attention to our wonderful safety
coordinators Vicky and Sharla who are
located in the Eilish area in front of
you this room this room is equipped with
five emergency exits two to the right
one to the left and two to the rear
please take a moment to locate the
emergency exit and nearest to you
bearing in mind it operates on a
first-come first-served basis
due to the unpredictable nature of a
TEDx event it is critical that you keep
your seatbelts fastened at all times if
you do not have a seatbelt please raise
thank you this is a woman’s event
federal law encourages you to form a
line near the lavatory this is a
non-smoking event tampering with any
smoke detectors is a federal offense
which is punishable by law and may
result in a jolly nasty slap on the
wrist in the incredibly unlikely event
of a water landing the person next you
may be used as a flotation device to
activate your flotation neighbor hit
them squarely on the base of the neck if
you should experience a sudden thirst a
cocktail will drop from the ceiling
above your head gently pull the drink
forward to successfully full accept full
coverage around the glass although you
will not inflate you are receiving
liquor if you should experience dramatic
weight loss please feed yourself first
before attempting to feed those around
you we are aware that many of you are
frequent event attendees but please take
a moment to locate and review the safety
card which is located under your seat at
this time please be sure that your seat
belt is securely fastened
there will be frequent stops so please
remain in your seat until the captains
light is turned off and she is
comfortably tucked into bed
[Applause]
oh yeah are you ready one two three
okay hello ladies welcome to our craft
work I’m Janine ray and I’m Marge and
look ladies look we know how it is we do
we do you have all going through the
change and we know what you’re thinking
you ladies are regretting that last box
of products that you bought right there
it is in the cover taking up space
I’m opened and you’re thinking it’s
garbage well for shine ladies I’ll tell
you what it’s not garbage no way nohow
we have so many ideas for you – oh we
sure do look look look it’s gonna get
better okay so ladies say you’re sittin
on that airplane and the Sun is just
beaming in on you and you can’t get any
shut-eye
because that guy besides you he won’t
shut the window well no worries ladies
you just go right into your purse you
so yeah I’m sleeping like a baby
I’ll tell you you’ll make sure you bring
an extra for the guy beside you because
I’ll tell you what he’s gonna want one
true they always have everything always
actually I did yeah I just well there
[Music]
okay
I’m a big Baker I’m a big Baker I baked
all the time that’s muffins and pound
this lady Oh sometimes you know those
muffins are done those muffins are done
and where’s the hot pad where’s the hot
pad well ladies you know what’s really
nice girls you make a little bit of a
spill you can just wipe it you can just
put that in the kitchen
okay now you diggin lights out well I’ll
tell you what I don’t like to spend them
at a time or money under personal
hygiene you know but every once in a
while I want to look my best you know so
say I’m going on a trip a vacation I’m
gonna go to the pool maybe the beach
what have you and I get there and I’m so
excited I get my swimsuit on and I take
a look down there and I think I shoulda
trimmed up oh well no worries ladies in
the privacy of your own home or hotel
room the glue on these will rip out
anything okay you just adhere them
directly to the skin just like this okay
just directly to the skin just a little
visual there for you okay the hardest
part is just getting up the nerve
especially if you decide to go for the
Brazilian
you right there I can tell you’re one of
the results yeah that’s okay I’m going
to show you how to do it it’s so easy
you gave yourself a bikini wax you saved
yourself forty dollars along it there
was a big one like a big dog live in a
dark alley yeah well you know what I’d
be doing with that forty bucks I just
saved okay I know what you’d be doing
why don’t you know yeah yeah I’ve been
going out to eat with my husband we love
to eat out eat out all the time but I’ll
tell you what the dry-cleaning bills on
his ties are killing us that guy’s a
mess so won’t your husband be excited
next time you’re out you just pull out
one of these babies that goes right
there ladies there you go and then all
night long in below peak and wife is now
that he needs good it’s so pretty my
favorite part about it is when the meal
is over you can just hand it to the
waiter yeah here sweetheart I’m gonna
save you on some dry cleaning yeah that
goes right there there we go right there
there you go boy Joey’s you oughta take
that home
well ladies I’ll tell you for our next
project you’re gonna need an overnight
okay all right oh yeah
something with the little work surface
okay because I’ll tell you what we’re
gonna get creative so get out that
creativity ladies and then I’ll tell you
what get out your glue guns oh yeah do
not underestimate the power of a good
Booga no no no because you can make
something as fantastic as this fool
isn’t it so beautiful so don’t cry you
can do this you can make it it’s so easy
you just go into that croucher and you
can inspire okay I ran in there and I
found a little bit of lace so I glued
that on okay then I found a little bit
of leftover ribbon from a present from
Margie I put that on there okay then I
found the broken strand of pearls
courtesy of my daughter-in-law I’m not
bitter I’m not angry I reuse I recycle
okay then what I do is to finish off my
project is they get the bottle of the
potpourri oil this one’s my favorite
lavender it’s so soothing you know so
relaxing and I just did me to be dab
right on there put that right on there
smells so good and you know it’s amazing
how that soaks in but still manages to
stay dry I don’t know how they do then I
go to my my bedroom and I open up my
lingerie drawer and I just pop that
puppy in there I’ve got a scented sachet
that’s making my panties smell great for
weeks
I love it
wait Sun but I tell you I know that it
works too I can smell your panties from
here well there we go going this for the
front row good sleep alrighty this next
one here is for all of you cat lovers
out there here’s one for you rare here
kitty kitty here key he’ll they just
come right in after I tell you much all
night long they have the best time yeah
she’s got those scattered all over her
living room so fun
well ladies for our next project you’re
gonna take a little bit and I want you
to flatten it out with your hands okay
flat move out nice and flat and what you
get is something that looks a little bit
like this okay and what you’ve done is
you’ve made bookmark for your girlfriend
and value she’s gonna love it but what I
do to personalize my gift is I cut out
inspirational words out of the magazines
and then I hot glue them right onto the
he’ll do as you like get creative I love
the one you made for me last week it’s
so great it says friends are forever
period yep just for your eyes that’s
your homology okay well don’t let this
happen to you okay let’s say it’s
Halloween night okay it’s the night of
Halloween just went by right let’s all
your grandkids they’re about to walk out
that door and you think oh no I don’t
have a costume what do I do
no big deal you just go to our website
and you download this little template
here and it’s it’s just some dotted line
to take a pair of scissors anyone can
cut it out and in two shakes you’ll be
out the door with the boom and the boom
and the boat there we go
two seconds houses are in you’re out
trick-or-treating you know you bring
some buddies doorbell and the guy comes
to the door and he says well now who the
heck are you lady well I’ll tell you who
it’s so simple so simple every year she
wins my year well ladies I’ll tell you I
can’t stand how expensive household
cleaning products have become I say no
the swiffers I won’t buy sweaters
waste of money bad for the environment
what I do is just I get a couple of
these just like this and I put them
right there right okay right there is so
easy just like this and then I am
cleaning my floor okay I’m getting my
exercise and you know maybe I throw in a
little dance move and okay look how
shiny this is you see you’re laughing
but you’re gonna go home and you’re
gonna try it I get down well ladies if
you are anything like us come Christmas
time you’re looking for that new
ornament for the tree oh yeah well Marcy
and I we made something so special this
oh there she is she’s so cute she’s so
sparkling so festive and you know what’s
nice is she already comes with the
string the hang on the tree there you
Liam hark the herald ladies under the
hair hark the herald so festive that one
like hey you know what holiday I get a
big kick out of is the fourth of July
and you want the kids to have a good
time but those fireworks they are so
they’re gonna dance for sure yeah well
yeah so here’s what you could do this
fun and safe you just take one of these
and you do a little decorating and then
what do you got here well it’s t-minus
three two one incoming ladies watch out
you can’t like a bouquet you know just
like you know what that means they
you’re the next one to get your period
good times ahead good times ahead
well ladies for our final project you’re
gonna need a super okay yeah don’t kid
yourself you need the super I say you’ve
had your girlfriends over you’ve had a
good time you’ve had someone a little
wine left over and the girl got in it
someone threw out that cork well no
worries let me just take one of these
put it right in there
soak it really good just like that and
that poppy staying stuck so you take it
[Applause] [Music]
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