okay we’re back in the world of the
cyanea octopus it’s mating time
here’s your potential conquest she
doesn’t know you’re alive she’s too busy
cleaning trash from her house now you’re
the perceptive type you use your
sensitive discs for any sign of interest
pheromones whatever hey wait a minute
she’s standing tall
that means she sees you and she may be
interested yeah baby
full speed ahead then wouldn’t you know
it a vicious tide swirls in and suddenly
everything is topsy-turvy among other
flotsam the tide brings an arrival now
great just what you needed Three’s
Company how
your job get in the other guy’s face
just like what you do if you were an
adult human male you try to intimidate
the other guy by striking poses and
copying attitudes now that doesn’t work
so you show off your biggest sucker
discs you show him yours he shows you
his it doesn’t get any more testosterone
serious than this
yours is bigger yeah naturally and the
intruder takes off like a whipped dog
its tentacles would be between its legs
if its tentacles weren’t already its
legs okay now where were we all right
both you and the female are promiscuous
each of you mates with several other
octopods from this part of the sea all
the time so what’s with all this coyness
here’s where it gets really really good
I mean x-rated hot octopus on octopus
good your goal is to get this appendage
called a hectic heartless arm into the
female’s mantle cavity ah there we go
the arm has a groove that delivers sperm
packets to the female the longer your
arm stays in her cavity near her oviduct
the more sperm packets you can deliver
if you’re good
I mean Hugh Hefner good you might stay
in this position for hours this time
yeah
forget about
not only does the coupling last just a
minute or two but when the female takes
off she drags you along like the speaker
at a drive-in movie she forgot to put
back on the rack lucky and octopus is
such a solitary creature I mean can you
imagine hanging out with other guy
octopi you never hear the end of it
cyanea octopus it’s mating time
here’s your potential conquest she
doesn’t know you’re alive she’s too busy
cleaning trash from her house now you’re
the perceptive type you use your
sensitive discs for any sign of interest
pheromones whatever hey wait a minute
she’s standing tall
that means she sees you and she may be
interested yeah baby
full speed ahead then wouldn’t you know
it a vicious tide swirls in and suddenly
everything is topsy-turvy among other
flotsam the tide brings an arrival now
great just what you needed Three’s
Company how
your job get in the other guy’s face
just like what you do if you were an
adult human male you try to intimidate
the other guy by striking poses and
copying attitudes now that doesn’t work
so you show off your biggest sucker
discs you show him yours he shows you
his it doesn’t get any more testosterone
serious than this
yours is bigger yeah naturally and the
intruder takes off like a whipped dog
its tentacles would be between its legs
if its tentacles weren’t already its
legs okay now where were we all right
both you and the female are promiscuous
each of you mates with several other
octopods from this part of the sea all
the time so what’s with all this coyness
here’s where it gets really really good
I mean x-rated hot octopus on octopus
good your goal is to get this appendage
called a hectic heartless arm into the
female’s mantle cavity ah there we go
the arm has a groove that delivers sperm
packets to the female the longer your
arm stays in her cavity near her oviduct
the more sperm packets you can deliver
if you’re good
I mean Hugh Hefner good you might stay
in this position for hours this time
yeah
forget about
not only does the coupling last just a
minute or two but when the female takes
off she drags you along like the speaker
at a drive-in movie she forgot to put
back on the rack lucky and octopus is
such a solitary creature I mean can you
imagine hanging out with other guy
octopi you never hear the end of it
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