it’s time for
koalas are one of the laziest animals
ever well that makes me like them more
the diet of a koala is made up of
eucalypt or Gumtree leaves these are not
a very healthy food source okay maybe
she just does the twist really well big
Chubby Checker fan speaking these guys
eat eucalypt but because it takes so
much effort to actually digest them they
just don’t really seem to have much
energy to do anything else because most
animals have jobs the lazy adults eat
eucalyptus but the baby’s diet is far
more disgusting our bees when young
koalas move off milk and onto eucalyptus
trees they need to get something from
mum which is going to sit in their gut
and help them digest the leaves this is
called PAP I think you’re mispronouncing
they nozzle their mother’s anus until
this horrible diarrhea comes out as
opposed to pleasant diary as if eating
diarrhea isn’t gross enough these days
most koalas have a sexually transmitted
no the diarrhea was plenty gross enough
thank thanks very much people don’t know
about koalas chlamydia is endemic in the
population up to 80% of koalas carry
comitia so they’re essentially a ball of
diarrhoea rolled in chlamydia is
devastating
just like in humans it causes
infertility but it has a much more
revolting side effect to Donna we don’t
need no no no don’t go there
a lot of koalas are incontinent and a
constantly leaking urine all over yeah
so they must be pretty stinky animals
lazy smelly and full of disease so
they’re like college students
oh um
koalas are one of the laziest animals
ever well that makes me like them more
the diet of a koala is made up of
eucalypt or Gumtree leaves these are not
a very healthy food source okay maybe
she just does the twist really well big
Chubby Checker fan speaking these guys
eat eucalypt but because it takes so
much effort to actually digest them they
just don’t really seem to have much
energy to do anything else because most
animals have jobs the lazy adults eat
eucalyptus but the baby’s diet is far
more disgusting our bees when young
koalas move off milk and onto eucalyptus
trees they need to get something from
mum which is going to sit in their gut
and help them digest the leaves this is
called PAP I think you’re mispronouncing
they nozzle their mother’s anus until
this horrible diarrhea comes out as
opposed to pleasant diary as if eating
diarrhea isn’t gross enough these days
most koalas have a sexually transmitted
no the diarrhea was plenty gross enough
thank thanks very much people don’t know
about koalas chlamydia is endemic in the
population up to 80% of koalas carry
comitia so they’re essentially a ball of
diarrhoea rolled in chlamydia is
devastating
just like in humans it causes
infertility but it has a much more
revolting side effect to Donna we don’t
need no no no don’t go there
a lot of koalas are incontinent and a
constantly leaking urine all over yeah
so they must be pretty stinky animals
lazy smelly and full of disease so
they’re like college students
oh um
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