Fake Talk Show | Going Deep With David Rees: Deleted Scene

after all this time of thinking about
climbing this tree and now I’m climbing
and I had this weird feeling like is
this even appropriate for me to climb
trees that reminded me of an imaginary
television program that I co-host with
my friend meg fake top slate okay what’s
the name of our TV show highway to
heaven you never heard of the show
highway to heaven just pick an original
name that we won’t get sued that we
won’t nobody will sue us Meg what’s the
name of our new talk show that we just
started about trees the most beautiful
roof on earth okay let’s do this meg
thanks for seeing it’s nice to see you
again it’s good to see you again since I
saw you weeks and weeks ago right
started climbing trees I met a lot of
nice people but none of them had
Cooter’s oh can you believe I mean I
would show up looking around like where
is this pooter where’s her pooter
nothing don’t you think we could market
this as jewelry it looks incredible if
you put a huge beetle in there like a
precious gem and then you got jay-z or
Beyonce to wear one and then it got
picked up in Us Weekly when it says
celebrities just like us
Beyonce goes out to grab coffee with a
huge beetle insider pooter celebrities
they’re just like us we would have these
things flying off the shelves okay let’s
get back to our show so I’ve been
traveling around and I started climbing
trees and I remembered what you told me
I really was trying not to hurt trees
then I thought am I myself an invasive
species on this tree is the tree like Oh
get off me freaking human you might be
actually doing them a favor you could be
up there taking all the insects that are
gonna bite them away because you’re
scaring them off and believe it or not
when you harvest fruit sometimes it
encourages it to produce more so maybe
you’re part of the system you’re saying
it’s natural and right that we should
climb trees oh yeah I shouldn’t feel
ashamed about it not at all
trees are amazing trees are incredible
trees help our environment
and if you’re careful trees are amazing
to climb we give trees how many stars
out of five stars five
you know we’re given trees five out of
five stars we love trees yes so now you
tell that camera anyone who doesn’t love
trees you’re gonna beat them up anyone
who doesn’t love trees I will make you
eat lollipops with bugs in them yeah you
heard it here first you know what she’s
gonna do pull out her pooter boom you’re
in a jar around her neck son trying to
disrespect trees enjoy life in the jar
that’s her that’s the end of our show we
did it we did a good talk show you’re
the best person to talk to about trees