OSHO: My Whole Life is Full of Jokes

silently communicate with words
presents
My whole life is full of jokes
Sitting in front of us, what do you see?
Do you find all this a joke watching us?
Shëtenia,
you are right.
I have to admit.
are you seeing you,
what else can be found?
You’re all a joke in itself.
Gotama Buddha said
as his last statement:
“Be a light to yourself.”
The day it leaves the body
please remember me,
to give my last statement:
“Ji kidding themselves.”
This is very
more joyful than being light itself.
What will you do with the light?
To turn your cigars,
or burn people’s houses?
But being a joke to himself,
You’ll be
cheer
for everyone.
You are right…
Thus do I find a joke – are you seeing you.
So you know that when I see it;
I am seeking a joke!
A shtatmadh Indian age was sitting in a bar
in the West
when a hippie fucking went inside
and he began to drink more
and insulted all the other people there.
Saora all walked out in disgust grass
except
the Indian elder
which is only watched hipinë
with interest.
So hipiu walked up to him and asked, “Hey, Indian,
What the hell are you looking at that? “
“Well,” said the Indian,
“Many years ago the
They were arrested’d made love with a buffalo,
and how I formed the impression
maybe you’re my son. “
I see your concerns
and yeah …
I take seriously,
But deep inside me laugh.
To do offend you
talk about your problems,
which are simply nonsense –
but do not tell this to anyone!
There was once a man who had everything a man could want:
a wonderful job
who liked,
wonderful woman
and wonderful children,
but then one day started to terrohen eyes
At first she tried to ignore it,
But the situation began to deteriorate.
So finally I went to the doctor.
The doctor examined but did not see anything wrong with the school with,
so he sent him to a specialist,
neurosurgeon,
which examined in full
more tests.
As he did not reveal anything.
But this man said,
“Although you can not reveal anything specific,
I have seen such cases before;
often of any pressure on the brain,
that usually results in death after six months or a year. “
This man was very grieved,
but then decided that if we really had only
so little time to live,
I will be satisfied with life and will do whatever he wanted.
He loved beautiful clothes,
so he went to the best tailors of the city and said,
“Give me your best clothes you have in store
imported English suits,
Italian leather shoes,
silk tie sewn by hand,
a dozen shirts best sewing silk,
sparingly rid fourteen. “
Tailoring that it had taken all measures
said, “Neck fourteen?
There have neck fourteen –
neck have fifteen! “
“Do not tell me what I”
He said the man, “I wear size fourteen whole life.”
“Well, if so,”
said the tailor, “it should nevertheless be terrohen eyes!”
Thanking you in advance, of course
flatter.
So many jokes around everywhere!
Perhaps this is the first rally in the world
where the joke used
for your spiritual growth …
And you can not be otherwise – unless borrow.
Only enlightened people do not have
anything in life
which can make a joke.
But ignorance and unconsciousness, whatever you do
is somewhat
to melt laughing –
your strife, your amorous affairs,
your marriage, your divorce,
If you start to follow your behavior,
will find itself –
“My God.
My whole life is full of jokes! “
And it will be a breakthrough …
much larger than the discovery of God,
because this is a joke and nothing else.
good Vimal
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