so men come to this war between our two
schools of thought year from now they’ll
call this war we offered Kabul for years
linguists grammar nerds and peasants
have battled over the Oxford comma in a
series of three or more items should
there be a comma after the penultimate
item or there’s two schools of thought
the Baroque Oxford communist and the
anti commas meet today to finally decide
its fate the odds with Communists have
made their arguments known it avoids
confusion if I say I’m going to meet
with some gang members Obama and Trump
without a comma it implies that Obama
and trouble my pardon again how did I
not get it come on ha the same tired
argument we get it from context we know
Obama in trouble antenna gangs with
redundant nobama isn’t it strange that
we as Americans fight for the Oxford
comma while the British and their media
fight against it is it just the name
Oxford
if it were called the Delaware comma we
don’t have this much support I guarantee
you it would not and so we must fight to
the death to decide if the Oxford comma
dies or lives on forever
in all its glory God there is a
consensus on this that that extra commas
pedantic and pretty I have spoken with
many great people regarding this topic
including the Queen an Oxford man and a
poet ha you’re saying the Queen is an
Oxford man and a poet even with an
absurd comma there the previous comma
doesn’t necessarily stop the Queen from
being an Oxford man enough now we settle
this
prepare to die ultra Commodus actually
sell item degree to come and fight so I
need to leave Johnson what is this
nonsense you signed a contract to fight
Albert no sir if you read the contract
it specifically stipulates that our
activities would be limited to keeping
public order
cleaning the streets and being trained
for combat or being shipped to war yes
exactly you signed a contract agreeing
to be shipped to war and you were
shipped to walk
congratulations Johnson you can reach no
C in that cause it specifically states
training the combat or being shipped to
war I only signed up for training not
actual war
I’m with them on this if you actually
wanted us to fight in the war you should
have used that Oxford comma to show two
separate things Johnson I graduated
perhaps in contract is necessary to
avoid confusion but let’s not forget
what this fight is really about he’ll
should come on clubs up writing enough
prepare to die Oxford communists I’m
going to fight for the Astra comma and
the red white and blue way what will eat
him for a common between red white and
blue of course not it seems less free in
America is all about freedom baby what
I’m going to say the red white and blue
you hear that sense do you hear that
sound the wait if I can make an
exception and you can make an exception
why can’t we all just get along and
coexist in this grammatical whirlwind of
a language I guess we can just use it
when it improves clarity and perhaps we
should use it to avoid confusion
particularly in context and not be
bitter about it
exactly after all it is just one comma I
love you
comic great I love to do that
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schools of thought year from now they’ll
call this war we offered Kabul for years
linguists grammar nerds and peasants
have battled over the Oxford comma in a
series of three or more items should
there be a comma after the penultimate
item or there’s two schools of thought
the Baroque Oxford communist and the
anti commas meet today to finally decide
its fate the odds with Communists have
made their arguments known it avoids
confusion if I say I’m going to meet
with some gang members Obama and Trump
without a comma it implies that Obama
and trouble my pardon again how did I
not get it come on ha the same tired
argument we get it from context we know
Obama in trouble antenna gangs with
redundant nobama isn’t it strange that
we as Americans fight for the Oxford
comma while the British and their media
fight against it is it just the name
Oxford
if it were called the Delaware comma we
don’t have this much support I guarantee
you it would not and so we must fight to
the death to decide if the Oxford comma
dies or lives on forever
in all its glory God there is a
consensus on this that that extra commas
pedantic and pretty I have spoken with
many great people regarding this topic
including the Queen an Oxford man and a
poet ha you’re saying the Queen is an
Oxford man and a poet even with an
absurd comma there the previous comma
doesn’t necessarily stop the Queen from
being an Oxford man enough now we settle
this
prepare to die ultra Commodus actually
sell item degree to come and fight so I
need to leave Johnson what is this
nonsense you signed a contract to fight
Albert no sir if you read the contract
it specifically stipulates that our
activities would be limited to keeping
public order
cleaning the streets and being trained
for combat or being shipped to war yes
exactly you signed a contract agreeing
to be shipped to war and you were
shipped to walk
congratulations Johnson you can reach no
C in that cause it specifically states
training the combat or being shipped to
war I only signed up for training not
actual war
I’m with them on this if you actually
wanted us to fight in the war you should
have used that Oxford comma to show two
separate things Johnson I graduated
perhaps in contract is necessary to
avoid confusion but let’s not forget
what this fight is really about he’ll
should come on clubs up writing enough
prepare to die Oxford communists I’m
going to fight for the Astra comma and
the red white and blue way what will eat
him for a common between red white and
blue of course not it seems less free in
America is all about freedom baby what
I’m going to say the red white and blue
you hear that sense do you hear that
sound the wait if I can make an
exception and you can make an exception
why can’t we all just get along and
coexist in this grammatical whirlwind of
a language I guess we can just use it
when it improves clarity and perhaps we
should use it to avoid confusion
particularly in context and not be
bitter about it
exactly after all it is just one comma I
love you
comic great I love to do that
[Music]
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