well to be exciting wait
Prince Harry yes good lord what seems to
be the problem with your relation well
we are great and I love Megan very much
yes we’re very much in love but we’re
having a few problems communicating it’s
quite natural you use different words
and it can be quite knipfing I find for
for couples such as yourselves um no I
literally do not understand this man and
I don’t know why
we’ll be having a chinwag just a
bog-standard chinwag and she starts
whinging oh my god Harry why are you
saying these words I do not sound like
that well you do anyway look as Princess
Megan I just want to make sure that our
marriage is off to a good start I don’t
want there to be any communication
problems between us ah this is a bit of
awkward they’ve obviously haven’t told
you they’re not actually going to give
you the title of Princess I’m not going
to be a princess Megan it’s really fine
don’t worry about it Duchess whatsit
Duchess Duchess and Princess are
basically the same thing no no they are
not the same not like at all of Sussex
what’s a Sussex it’s the place of which
you’ll be Duchess look please don’t
throw a wobbly
what’s a wobbly we’re eating sure tea
with me sure tea why don’t you
understand me because you don’t talk
right you are the reason for our
breakdown in communication codswallop
absolute codswallop now you’re just
making up words every bloody time well
yes my wife is actually from the US we
haven’t actually understood each other
for many years
she’s from Kansas that’s right yes
Arkansas bless you
so um how often do you find these
problems arise generally whenever we go
out we can’t even enjoy going out for
fish
chips of that arguing there did you hear
that I did yes all for what why do you
say like that fish and chips
yes exactly why do you put the accent on
the fish that’s how you say it no it’s
not we’ve had this conversation many
times fish and chips
fish and chips fish and chips I’m
literally saying what you’re saying look
I’m gonna give you both a little
exercise to do next time you go out I
mean this weekend have you got any plans
to bits and bobs who’s Bob we don’t know
any Bob’s bits and bobs it’s like odds
and sods oh my god will you please talk
right look um what you have to remember
is that most importantly is that you
love each other you know
misunderstandings are just very
superficial really okay so I’m not going
to faff around you know it’s all going
to be tickety-boo when you get back at
the end of a long day I’m feeling a bit
cream-crackered shall we say no she’s
being a bit go be well I mean he perhaps
has his breath might be a bit sort of
minging as it were o’clock yourselves
down and have a bit of a snog you know
if you don’t snog enough then you can
run into all sorts of Barney frankly so
if if I come back from the Boozer all
Trollied yeah little snog she’s got the
leggy little snog Bob’s your uncle a
relationships fixed yes otherwise you
know you’ll be gutted because your
relationship will just go pear-shaped
and by the time you pop your clogs you
know you’ll have spent so many years in
a rubbish marriage are you kidding me
right now
I’m not winding you up love it’s a
aluminium that’s another word they don’t
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