this is where all the tourists come
basically today I want to give you my
personal life tour of London I’m gonna
show you some special sights and special
things if you have any questions please
ask them in the comments then I’ll try
to answer it
anything about the history of the place
if I don’t know it I’ll be honest I’m
going to invent some kind of story but
it will be more fun than the original
real story so let’s get started you’re
gonna see the most amazing places in
London in Joe know how long this is
going to take but we’re gonna start at
Piccadilly Circus go through Trafalgar
Square Leicester Square and we’re gonna
end up at Buckingham Palace
so you’re gonna see what the main sights
so from here from here we’re walking to
the most annoying music ever true story
bagpipes were invented to fight the
British and to fight the English rather
by the Scottish they thought I know
that’s annoying wish people to death so
and down here is a bunch of theaters on
so who’s um Lena is saying she loves his
music mine is the worst music I’ve ever
heard in my life I’d rather listen to
Justin Bieber
I think everyone’s going we’re good mob
mentality when everyone starts to cross
the street you just join in if one of
you dies you all die easy hello Deepa
hello Simon
Jiro hello Donna
you were here yesterday no way that’s
crazy hello from France a France Bonjour
the weather sucks in London yes I know I
checked the weather forecast it said
it’s going to be 40% chance of rain so
when people will say I’m coming to
London which clothes should I bring I
don’t know all of them bring all of your
the temperature today is 16 it’s 16 but
I mean look at that sky that is not
healthy sky that’s kind of a strange
statement so we’re going into we’re
going into and let’s discuss it let me
show you this one thing really quick
that’s terrible never go there Bubba
Gump rubbish Book of Mormon however that
is absolutely amazing hilarious I
totally recommend it if you’re looking
for a theater show in London definitely
go see Book of Mormon if you’re in
London on May the 19th however come to
this place the comedy store that’s where
I’ll be
may the 19th you can get your tickets
there’s a link in the description may
the 19th if you’re in London
come see me we’re gonna have fun let’s
okay so when people come to London they
always ask where should I go where are
some cool sales obviously obviously if
this is your first time to London you’ll
go to Leicester Square but I don’t
recommend it so dull it’s so there’s so
many people it’s me it’s super boring
and there’s some people like it my
tailor saying where could you get real
fish and chips oh good question real
fish and chips okay there’s one rule
about fish and chips you never go to
somewhere that’s like a super fancy
restaurant for fish and chips you go to
just a small place literally any small
place that looks like it’s independent
not a chain then you’ll get real fish
and chips usually our Beach places
they’re the best okay so we’re in
Leicester Square this is where they have
the premieres and stuff for films so
whenever you see other London premiere
of this new movie beveler this is where
they are these guys dancing they’re
where we’re not gonna waste time with
them there are actually some kind of
cool restaurants around here I don’t
ever really come to Leicester Square to
else no one’s saying I like quiet places
yeah me too
if you like quiet places this is not the
are you liking the live video yeah I’m
gonna try and do more London tours oh
hey big uns oh good
leave me alone London pigeons are
charming they might be missing a few
toes or missing a leg or missing a head
so this is where this is where I’d
usually go if I’m showing someone around
London and I want to just show them you
know everything in a short space of time
this is where I’d come this is the route
that we’d take because you can hit so
many spots in like less than a day well
okay juicy is juicy oh no I missed your
question oh there you go Atika you’re in
the park no we’re not in the park and I
mean there’s a tiny park back there in
Leicester Square but that’s not that’s
not really a park no one goes there to
so if you have any questions about
London I’ll be happy to answer them
again if I don’t know the real answer
I’ll make up a fake one a Lukas is
saying you didn’t see any buskers and
how how do you miss buskers there’s
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oh my god Young Frankenstein I saw that
with my mom a few months ago it’s
hilarious it’s so so goddamn funny
winged face fine
Ali where are you going I’m going mister
same name as me I’m going to show you
the main sights of London so if you’ve
never been here or maybe if you plan to
come here for whatever reason some
people have problems oh these are money
whatever then I’m gonna show you what I
can today
I’ll do another one with other cool
places like when it’s sunny day we’ll go
to a park I’ll show you a really nice
park to go to or where else is that
where is the other place
I’ll think about the cool places a real
English pub I mean okay well that is a
redefine real English pub would just be
if it looks old
I suppose if it’s one of those it’s new
but it’s made to look old then it’s not
you know quote unquote real English a
real English pub smells like beer and
pee
I mean that’s the ones I grew up with
anyway get the best foods a a great
great question had the best food to eat
in London that would be food you to
other countries food traditional English
food not good so in London you’ll notice
that all the restaurants are from
different countries so that’s what you
should do just try try for him from
everywhere that is the beauty of London
it’s a mixer everywhere oh here we are
we’re in Trafalgar Square right now so
this is Trafalgar Square and of course
we’ve got the National Gallery which is
very cool it’s this art gallery has like
a load of sort of mythical paintings and
that I love that’s so so cool I
love here I love that place the guy here
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this is a basket market I hate these
guys that sit on a pole it’s like you’re
floating you know you’re sitting on a
pole it’s really annoying stop
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okay quick question for you guys London
London general knowledge who is that guy
who’s that guy on the top anyone know
anyone no I’m sure the comments anyone
no no wait is that Justin Bieber song
she’s singing no ID well I did ask for
it
not honestly it’s an improvement from
the bagpipes
Nelson yes it is it’s Lord Nelson I I’m
gonna make this up he battled the French
at Waterloo probably so they put him up
now in the in the summer people will get
really drunk and jumping these fountains
despite all the signs saying not to do
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just so you get this view how cool how
and he is saying is London expensive yes
but then it depends where you live it’s
all it’s all subjective right it
completely depends where you live which
will determine whether you think London
is expensive enough someone is saying
British girls are beautiful all girls
oh my god I love this okay so I don’t
know if you can see the traffic lights P
see how they green we’ve got the female
female sign here
big fight happening and this D no gender
sign here I love this this is just
showing how cool London is learn exclus
we’re an inclusive sorry for an
inclusive very diverse City and we
accept everyone
it’s very cool Shiho yeah I know it’s
really noisy it’s the freaking the fire
engine annoying fire engines okay quick
look back at Felger square let’s have a
look Oh 13 minutes in we’ve already done
quite a few landmarks mr. Nelson
so from here you can walk up to
Buckingham Palace where the Queen lives
and that’s where we’re headed ada is
asking where is Sherlock Holmes that is
in Baker Street we will go there one day
oh you know what we could do we could do
a Baker Street to Abbey Road tour so I
could show you the whole Beatles thing
that’d be cool okay I’m gonna show you
something secret here that not many
people know okay this arch here if you
come to London you have to find the
bronze knows there is a hidden bronze
nose in these arches if you have found
it let me know in the comments Oh Daria
is asking yes but I want to know if
anyone knows where it is okay if you
know where it is tell me which column
it’s on Jo I’m not saying hello to some
there it is the majestic nose so there
is a story behind someone who puts it
there oh my god it’s windy oh my god
it’s so windy yeah there we go let’s
just walk down the middle so at the very
very end I don’t know if you can see it
but that’s Buckingham Palace down the
very very end and that’s where we’re
headed that’s where we’re going James
yeah make a night tour good coal James
that’d be really cool the lights in
central London tonight they’re very very
cool I like them London sky always that
grey
I mean know yesterday was so blue there
not a cloud in the sky it was amazing
but today yeah it’s probably gonna rain
soon also a tip if you come to London
always always carry a small umbrella
because you never know when it’s gonna
start raining let me know if you see
your country’s flag I want to see I want
to know what these flags are and so
at geography so I would love it if you
could tell me which one your flag is in
yeah so many unfamiliar flag yes I know
you you’re rubbish at Flags
too me too and segi watch which
smartphone do I use I use a Google pixel
that’s why the sound is so bad I need a
new phone but I’m too poor yeah
tell us about the weather
Oh an Englishman’s favorite subject yeah
so one of my friends is coming from the
US the end of next week
and she’s like what should I bring
what’s the weather gonna do I don’t know
what to say because I don’t know but
every day is different one day very
rainy the next day very sunny and hot
the next day very cold
no one knows um also I just kind of
really liked that place there it just
looks cool just looks like you’re placed
it you’d see the beginning of a James
Bond film I love it I do I live in
London yes I do I live in the east and a
place called Mile End it’s near its near
bow which if you remember from my
cockney video and the bow bells is the
church who’s sorry Samara LeBeau that’s
the church whose bells the bow bells if
you live within earshot of them then in
you know you are quite unquote cockney
however now it’s just a few speed
so they’re really nine months of autumn
that’s a good way of putting it kind of
Oh people from Egypt I’ve been to Egypt
I went diving in Egypt you have a
beautiful fish there my god diving in
right now in London it’s like almost oh
I think almost 4 p.m. so it will stay
pretty light I think all day now until
like 7 8 that’s told day what we’re
The Globe Theatre they’ll be a good one
and you know you could you could also do
a load of other places in a very short
space of time you could go to South Bank
hit the London Eye hit Waterloo
Shakespeare’s Globe it’s pretty really
cool oh don’t I change my hair Amy you
for some guys you have to make a choice
tried to shave your head or you look
like an idiot made the first choice the
trees look like they’re dying I know I
know but soon soon they look beautiful
because the nice weather is coming and
everything’s going to be happy and sunny
and everyone is going to be really
really happy I’m no vehicles okay
but you know what soon there’s gonna be
that royal wedding Prince Harry Megan
and this place is gonna be super crowded
if you think this is crowded today wait
don’t recognize any of these flags yes I
don’t either let me know if you see
yours I don’t really see mine I’m
balding but I rather have my hair short
Vicente man if if that’s if that’s going
on be confident man shave it off you’ll
feel better
okay if you’re watching this icon repeat
if you’re not watching this live later
later today or tomorrow skip this oh my
is it true that when Megan Malcolm
marries Prince she won’t be a princess
it’s that true I didn’t know that is
that true is making mock I’m not gonna
be no of course she’s gonna be a
princess if you’re married to a prince
of course you of course you’re a
princess right well no am I wrong
someone please correct me Malta is on
the left which one this one a Malta oh
no no no it’s raining starting to rain
guys Oh she’ll be a Duchess Duchess
Megan Marco yes that sounds kind of cool
but I think I mean I think it would
always be cool if someone if you ask
someone for something and they’re like
who do you think you are some kind of
princess and being able to respond yes I
am that would just be super cool what if
a prince Mallory marries another Prince
well then we have either two princes or
okay so the for a female its Duchess for
a male its Duke Julianne is saying how
old am i that’s a bit personal and 33
though I don’t care
I’m yes I’m 33 that’s why I hate
everything go to the palace I am going
to the palace I’m gonna going we’re
gonna say hi to the Queen if she’s in
you have some tea so who you who’ve you
have been to London before it’s let’s
get some questions going I want to get
to know you so Venezuela where and it’s
here
where’s Venezuela am I blind can I
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are these world flags or just britain or
colonies another great question I mean
it could be we did colonize a lot of
places people okay this is what I don’t
understand people say oh the history of
my country is really bad
yeah we’ve such a terrible history and
we have such a bad stereotype yeah do
you know England’s history England’s
history is filled with incest family
murder beheadings our history is the
real-life Game of Thrones so English
people definitely are the worst people
for history my fault I taught you at
Malvern house he’s you had my student
there man that’s a long time ago what
that’s really cool to see you then
okay we’re getting close
we’re getting close run run where it’s a
South Korean flag good question I don’t
know I’m looking for it though no
there’s no more flags I mean okay Canada
England literally the only two flags
I’m sure you big men on for two reasons
one we’re not close to Big Ben to his
big banners in hospital he’s having
maintenance so he is completely covered
up I know Shiho I couldn’t see the
Japanese flag either you know maybe it’s
the colonies maybe they are wow that’s a
dick move
why would we put up colony flags oh hey
yeah we conquered this country and we
saw claim to this country as part of
Britain I mean that’s no cool clock
hospital is where Big Ben is now he’s
just under a lot of cover because he
needs maintenance few years okay so yes
this is pretty cool it’s great photos
this little place
Oh Commonwealth uh yeah maybe
Commonwealth which i think is like the
come with this where we just put up
flags I know it’s like all you need is a
flag then you just claim something as
your own it’s like hey we put a flag in
the moon it’s ours now someone for
hey Miguel how you doing man am i was
close to Leicester Square but now this
is Buckingham Palace right here so okay
this is where the Queen apparently lives
you often see her coming out in out of
here in her little car it’s not a little
car it’s quite a nice big car but she
looks cute the guards are out okay let’s
go see some cards is she inside okay
there’s a thing it’s like if the flags
up then she’s in and if it’s down she’s
out if it’s a half-mast
there’s a know do you ever think she
comes to the window and this just gives
us all the finger I would pick you
we made it guys we made it so in less
than a half an hour I just showed you
some main cool landmarks of London so if
you come here you now know the route
that you should take together some not
all of them of the really really cool
landmarks of London so I hope you
enjoyed that if you liked what we did
today let me know where you would like
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