American VS. British (Fairy War)

here’s some crisps huh oh you mean
potato chips no he means crisps these
are chips those are chips
those are fries dumbass it’s us it’s not
ass asses a donkey
alright calm down American English and
British English we have a differences in
words for example white what do you call
this bit on a pencil eraser it’s a
rubber bathroom toilet faucet it’s a tap
gas petrol fall/autumn drapes curtains
apartment it’s a flat garbage rubbish
sidewalk pavement the subway the
underground license plate license plate
its number plate can we just keep it
friendly please alright next one what do
you call this candy sweets closet
wardrobe elevator lift jello it’s jelly
jelly this is jelly no that’s Jan
dickhead you’re such an idiot
oh oh stop playing he started it
pants trousers these pants you wear
those are you like five years old
whatever next
sneakers trainers trunk boot diaper
it’s a nappy nappy sucker no no no no no
no you can’t say that it’s football Oh
don’t ever say soccer again all right
don’t cry about it
I’m sorry what language do you speak
again I’m leaving
exactly English you’re such an asshole
okay
I like asshole I like the way the
Americans say asshole
you