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Jamie Saves our Bacon – Jerry Springer


several months ago um we received a
letter at home from this high school
girl I guess she was 14 years she’s 14
or something 15 and she sent us a letter
how she’s a member of the 4-h club which
in America is it’s like a it’s a group
of kids where they teach them about
agriculture you know and and raising
animals and things like that well she
wrote us this very nice letter how she’s
a member of the 4-h club she’s raising
this pig named bella who is almost a
year old and she sent us a picture of
bella and that she was going to show
bella at the county fair you know two
weeks or so and inviting us to come I
guess that’s what the kids in the 4-h
club do they raise animals and then they
show him you know Anna at county fairs
state fairs and they want people to come
and see them so I hadn’t been to a
County Fair in years so you know we said
yeah let’s go so we went and sure enough
we saw the girl and her family and they
were all excited that we showed up and
then there they had the the display and
it was a contest and Bella won the Blue
Ribbon as the most beautiful pig and so
we’re all happy all congratulations and
then I noticed they were taking bella
way i said well what’s going on now well
they took her to the next tent where
they were going to start the auction
they were going to seller at four
dollars a pound I said what she wins the
blue ribbon see if she lost but she won
the Blue Ribbon don’t kill her oh so I
was getting you know annoyed so I said
come on let’s go to the next tent will
bid to save her life so I said to the
girl i said look will bid on bail cuz
she was all upset too she was you know
gonna she knew this was what was going
to happen but obviously she grew
attached to the Bella and and was said
so I said well I’ll bid on her and I’ll
try to buy her go to win her but then
you got to let her live and you know on
your farm and so that’s what we did we
started bidding
well I finally I won at the end I dies
but it was a thousand dollars for Bella
and but we saved her life and then but
now it’s about a hundred dollars a month
to feed her so every month I got to send
her a hundred dollars and now I find out
that Bella may live for 25 years I’m not
going to live for 25 more years you know
I’m not going to be 90 something or
whatever so holy cow I gotta put bella
in my will otherwise when I die she’s
gone then my rabbi gets involved because
you know we’re not supposed to eat bacon
we’re not supposed to eat pork she says
what are you doing I said look by saving
Bella’s life no one’s going to eat her
as a pork sandwich so I’m making America
kosher one pig at a time this is great
so there’s my Bella story Bella lives
and she has no idea all the excitement
around her she just wah lows in the mud
day after day what a pig
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