the things people are posting on the
Internet these days Oh George shunt poet
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
outrageous online petitions
for this list we’re taking a look at the
craziest and most audacious ideas ever
to be petitioned on the web these
petitions can be dumb or dumb like a fox
as long as they’re totally impractical
for Stockwell day to change his first
name to doris number 10 nationalize the
Twinkie industry the great few comfort
foods are as delectable as Twinkies
there’s spongy cream filled and melt
right in your mouth
rule number 32 enjoy the little things
Tallahassee got his Twinkie when hostess
faced closure and massive layoffs back
in 2012 snack lovers everywhere feared
the Twinkies might be discontinued we
have officially ceased production on
Twinkies hohos ding-dongs Yankee doodles
ring dings Ring Ding Dongs choco dummies
creamy jerks radio personality Daniel
boy was so concerned that he requested
President Barack Obama quote
nationalized the Twinkie industry and
prevent our nation from losing her sweet
creamy Center considering Michelle
Obama’s vow to fight obesity it’s hard
to imagine the White House standing up
for a junk food you’d probably have
better luck calling Twinkie the kid to
save the day
number nine dinosaur clone Park
if you’re looking to experience the
beauty of nature plan a trip to a
national park want something a little
more intense consider signing this
petition to convert at least one
National Park into a dinosaur clone park
the petition also helpfully suggests a
place that sells amber jewelry to you
know track down Dino DNA and mosquito
fossils the mosquito was found not in
amber but in oil shale and it’s only 46
million years old dinos were long
extinct by that time well not exactly
realistic it would admittedly be pretty
awesome to visit a park filled with
velociraptors and tyrannosauruses some
woolly mammoths would also be a nice
bonus
we would definitely endorse this park
that is until the indominus rex breaks
loose
number eight deport Pierce Morgan and I
want to say this right here you think
you’re a tough guy help me back with a
boxing ring in here and I’ll wear red
white and blue and you can wear your
Jolly Roger people tend to get really
heated when it comes to gun control
either you’re dead set against it or
dead set for it Mandy’s mom could still
much grass to pup would be tapping ass
if you hate guns
screamin show in Piers Morgan’s case
he’s criticized America’s gun laws on
numerous occasions because of his
attacks on the Second Amendment a
petition was created to deport this
British CNN television host yeah you
accuse me of standing on the grades I’ve
seen you do it repeatedly piers like I
say how dare you whether you agree with
Morgan or not kicking him out of the
country for expressing his opinion
doesn’t sound very American as a matter
of fact it goes against everything the
First Amendment says pretty hypocritical
wouldn’t you say so we did it to point
out that this is globalism and the mega
banks that control the planet and brag
that they’ve taken over in Bloomberg ap
Reuters you name it
brag that they’re going to get our guns
as well number seven ban grand theft
auto five in Australia what scientific
evidence is there linking violent video
games of felon behavior there’s lots of
precise scientific evidence arguably the
biggest bloodiest and most insanely fun
addition to the popular video game
franchise yet GTA 5 generated a storm of
controversy my small interactions with
the game have been completely as they
distracted okay so the women are as they
say but as you pointed out in the
beginning everybody in the games low so
one element of that storm was a petition
created to ban gta5 from target
Australia which labeled it quote a game
of bashing killing and horrific violence
against women due to the majority view
of their customers the game was taken
off the shelves at Target and Kmart
really ridiculous is that they have
books on their store shelves that are
known as Fifty Shades of Grey and other
types of books similar to that the
petition ignited some passionate debates
concerning censorship as well
a satirical petition to withdraw the
Holy Bible for encouraging quote readers
to commit sexual violence and kill women
number six
Stockwell dated Doris Day that Stockwell
Day has lots of good ideas I think his
best idea is his proposed referendum
legislation during Canada’s 2000 federal
election comedian Rick Mercer of this
hour has 22 minutes encouraged viewers
to sign a peculiar online petition the
goal to make Canadian Alliance leader
Stockwell day change his name to that of
singer actress Doris Day oh I’m sorry
Rex I should have known that you’re not
like the others but I had to make sure
this was prompted by Stockwell days
stance that if only 3% of the voting
population or 350,000 people endorsed
any petition it would trigger a national
referendum now anytime there’s a
national referendum yes it costs about a
hundred and fifty million dollars but I
think I speak for all taxpayers when I
say it’s worth every penny mercer says
he launched the petition to demonstrate
that any idiot could trigger a
referendum under that policy
Stockwell days response que sera sera
whatever will be will be the futures not
ours to see que sera sera
number five trade diplomas for tuition
refunds all leaders have decided that
while education is incredibly important
it is not important enough to actually
pay for since tuition is so expensive
and students sometimes spend years
paying off their loans many have
questioned whether college is worth the
price of admission
I’ll tell anybody who wants to know how
I’ll tell you right now I left school
with about $6,000 worth of debt it
doesn’t help that numerous people are
unable to find gainful employment after
college that’s why this petition
suggests that university graduates
should be able to trade their diplomas
back for a 100 percent tuition refund of
course if students did so the last four
years of their lives would have been
pointless meanwhile the university would
lose all their funding it doesn’t take a
college education to understand why this
wouldn’t work is how much college will
cost for Meg no no number four are
Kelly’s national anthem
early
say what you will about our Kelly but
the guy has given us some intoxicating
music over the years one fan loved
Kelly’s ignition remix so much that he
actually proposed that the song become
America’s new national anthem the
petition suggests quote America has
changed since Francis Scott Key penned
our current anthem in 1814 of course
this petition is about as probable as
changing the British national anthem to
Spandau Ballet’s goal still kids today
could use a hip new song that’ll make
them want to salute the flag and party
on at the same time you used to call me
on my cell phone
call me on my cell phone they night way
to need my number three logos for
congressmen and Senators thinks anybody
would be interested in an idea like that
I don’t think it’s so bad
most people running for office depend on
wealthy supporters to fund their
campaigns since a sponsor can say a lot
about a person
this petition proposes full transparency
with congressmen and Senators wearing
the logos of their financial backers you
know like NASCAR drivers do
I’m Ricky Bobby you don’t chew big red
than you when watching a presidential
debate though the last thing we should
be thinking about is whether a candidate
prefers Coke or Pepsi john f kennedy’s
inaugural address wouldn’t pack as much
of a punch if he were wearing a
mcdonalds patch we already see ads
everywhere else
is product placement in politics really
necessary never negotiate out of fear
but let us never fear to negotiate
number two give Nicolas Cage the
Declaration of Independence Declaration
upon us whoever cooked up this ludicrous
petition clearly didn’t get the memo
that national treasure was only a movie
an improbable movie we might add
nevertheless this petition insists that
cage quote should be rewarded for his
work as an actor and a historian by
being given the Declaration of
Independence it took it all of two
seconds to decide to steal the
Declaration of Independence yeah but I
didn’t think I was gonna personally have
to tell my dad about it
quote having stolen the Declaration once
he is clearly capable of doing so again
but chooses not to out of the kindness
of his heart
seeing as how cage can’t even keep track
of his own finances it’s probably not
the best idea to trust him with one of
America’s most important documents yes
who’s your accountant Wesley Snipes
before we get to our top pick here are
some honorable mentions yeah I also
suggest a haircut on my own to style
unless you’re 20 or old guitars from
Seattle it’s a grudge thing
they pretty good going nowhere I got you
for three minutes three minutes up
well Sasquatch is primitive ancestor
modern man but if you ever came
face-to-face with one you’d see that
there’s still very much animals only on
the outside look I know what I’m talking
about on September 11th terrorist tried
to change America forever well they
succeeded number one create a Death Star
absurd
sure but wouldn’t it be the coolest
thing ever if the United States built a
fully functional Death Star the battle
station is heavily shielded and carries
a firepower greater than half the
Starfleet alas fanboys didn’t get the
petition response they were looking for
Paul Shawcross chief of the science and
space branch at the White House Office
of Management and Budget explained why a
Death Star isn’t on the horizon for
starters quote the administration does
not support blowing up planets and
construction would cost 850 quadrillion
dollars and the best logical argument
quote why would we spend countless
taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a
fundamental flaw that can be exploited
by a one man starship oh well maybe
Disney can build a Death Star now that
they own star wars u.s. taxpayers may
not have a few quadrillion dollars to
spare but Mickey Mouse enlight the Star
Wars universe now has more than 17
thousand characters inhabiting several
thousand planets and spanning 20,000
years and this gives Disney infinite
inspiration and opportunities to
continue the epic Star Wars saga do you
agree with our list
what’s the most outrageous online
petition you’ve come across for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
Internet these days Oh George shunt poet
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
outrageous online petitions
for this list we’re taking a look at the
craziest and most audacious ideas ever
to be petitioned on the web these
petitions can be dumb or dumb like a fox
as long as they’re totally impractical
for Stockwell day to change his first
name to doris number 10 nationalize the
Twinkie industry the great few comfort
foods are as delectable as Twinkies
there’s spongy cream filled and melt
right in your mouth
rule number 32 enjoy the little things
Tallahassee got his Twinkie when hostess
faced closure and massive layoffs back
in 2012 snack lovers everywhere feared
the Twinkies might be discontinued we
have officially ceased production on
Twinkies hohos ding-dongs Yankee doodles
ring dings Ring Ding Dongs choco dummies
creamy jerks radio personality Daniel
boy was so concerned that he requested
President Barack Obama quote
nationalized the Twinkie industry and
prevent our nation from losing her sweet
creamy Center considering Michelle
Obama’s vow to fight obesity it’s hard
to imagine the White House standing up
for a junk food you’d probably have
better luck calling Twinkie the kid to
save the day
number nine dinosaur clone Park
if you’re looking to experience the
beauty of nature plan a trip to a
national park want something a little
more intense consider signing this
petition to convert at least one
National Park into a dinosaur clone park
the petition also helpfully suggests a
place that sells amber jewelry to you
know track down Dino DNA and mosquito
fossils the mosquito was found not in
amber but in oil shale and it’s only 46
million years old dinos were long
extinct by that time well not exactly
realistic it would admittedly be pretty
awesome to visit a park filled with
velociraptors and tyrannosauruses some
woolly mammoths would also be a nice
bonus
we would definitely endorse this park
that is until the indominus rex breaks
loose
number eight deport Pierce Morgan and I
want to say this right here you think
you’re a tough guy help me back with a
boxing ring in here and I’ll wear red
white and blue and you can wear your
Jolly Roger people tend to get really
heated when it comes to gun control
either you’re dead set against it or
dead set for it Mandy’s mom could still
much grass to pup would be tapping ass
if you hate guns
screamin show in Piers Morgan’s case
he’s criticized America’s gun laws on
numerous occasions because of his
attacks on the Second Amendment a
petition was created to deport this
British CNN television host yeah you
accuse me of standing on the grades I’ve
seen you do it repeatedly piers like I
say how dare you whether you agree with
Morgan or not kicking him out of the
country for expressing his opinion
doesn’t sound very American as a matter
of fact it goes against everything the
First Amendment says pretty hypocritical
wouldn’t you say so we did it to point
out that this is globalism and the mega
banks that control the planet and brag
that they’ve taken over in Bloomberg ap
Reuters you name it
brag that they’re going to get our guns
as well number seven ban grand theft
auto five in Australia what scientific
evidence is there linking violent video
games of felon behavior there’s lots of
precise scientific evidence arguably the
biggest bloodiest and most insanely fun
addition to the popular video game
franchise yet GTA 5 generated a storm of
controversy my small interactions with
the game have been completely as they
distracted okay so the women are as they
say but as you pointed out in the
beginning everybody in the games low so
one element of that storm was a petition
created to ban gta5 from target
Australia which labeled it quote a game
of bashing killing and horrific violence
against women due to the majority view
of their customers the game was taken
off the shelves at Target and Kmart
really ridiculous is that they have
books on their store shelves that are
known as Fifty Shades of Grey and other
types of books similar to that the
petition ignited some passionate debates
concerning censorship as well
a satirical petition to withdraw the
Holy Bible for encouraging quote readers
to commit sexual violence and kill women
number six
Stockwell dated Doris Day that Stockwell
Day has lots of good ideas I think his
best idea is his proposed referendum
legislation during Canada’s 2000 federal
election comedian Rick Mercer of this
hour has 22 minutes encouraged viewers
to sign a peculiar online petition the
goal to make Canadian Alliance leader
Stockwell day change his name to that of
singer actress Doris Day oh I’m sorry
Rex I should have known that you’re not
like the others but I had to make sure
this was prompted by Stockwell days
stance that if only 3% of the voting
population or 350,000 people endorsed
any petition it would trigger a national
referendum now anytime there’s a
national referendum yes it costs about a
hundred and fifty million dollars but I
think I speak for all taxpayers when I
say it’s worth every penny mercer says
he launched the petition to demonstrate
that any idiot could trigger a
referendum under that policy
Stockwell days response que sera sera
whatever will be will be the futures not
ours to see que sera sera
number five trade diplomas for tuition
refunds all leaders have decided that
while education is incredibly important
it is not important enough to actually
pay for since tuition is so expensive
and students sometimes spend years
paying off their loans many have
questioned whether college is worth the
price of admission
I’ll tell anybody who wants to know how
I’ll tell you right now I left school
with about $6,000 worth of debt it
doesn’t help that numerous people are
unable to find gainful employment after
college that’s why this petition
suggests that university graduates
should be able to trade their diplomas
back for a 100 percent tuition refund of
course if students did so the last four
years of their lives would have been
pointless meanwhile the university would
lose all their funding it doesn’t take a
college education to understand why this
wouldn’t work is how much college will
cost for Meg no no number four are
Kelly’s national anthem
early
say what you will about our Kelly but
the guy has given us some intoxicating
music over the years one fan loved
Kelly’s ignition remix so much that he
actually proposed that the song become
America’s new national anthem the
petition suggests quote America has
changed since Francis Scott Key penned
our current anthem in 1814 of course
this petition is about as probable as
changing the British national anthem to
Spandau Ballet’s goal still kids today
could use a hip new song that’ll make
them want to salute the flag and party
on at the same time you used to call me
on my cell phone
call me on my cell phone they night way
to need my number three logos for
congressmen and Senators thinks anybody
would be interested in an idea like that
I don’t think it’s so bad
most people running for office depend on
wealthy supporters to fund their
campaigns since a sponsor can say a lot
about a person
this petition proposes full transparency
with congressmen and Senators wearing
the logos of their financial backers you
know like NASCAR drivers do
I’m Ricky Bobby you don’t chew big red
than you when watching a presidential
debate though the last thing we should
be thinking about is whether a candidate
prefers Coke or Pepsi john f kennedy’s
inaugural address wouldn’t pack as much
of a punch if he were wearing a
mcdonalds patch we already see ads
everywhere else
is product placement in politics really
necessary never negotiate out of fear
but let us never fear to negotiate
number two give Nicolas Cage the
Declaration of Independence Declaration
upon us whoever cooked up this ludicrous
petition clearly didn’t get the memo
that national treasure was only a movie
an improbable movie we might add
nevertheless this petition insists that
cage quote should be rewarded for his
work as an actor and a historian by
being given the Declaration of
Independence it took it all of two
seconds to decide to steal the
Declaration of Independence yeah but I
didn’t think I was gonna personally have
to tell my dad about it
quote having stolen the Declaration once
he is clearly capable of doing so again
but chooses not to out of the kindness
of his heart
seeing as how cage can’t even keep track
of his own finances it’s probably not
the best idea to trust him with one of
America’s most important documents yes
who’s your accountant Wesley Snipes
before we get to our top pick here are
some honorable mentions yeah I also
suggest a haircut on my own to style
unless you’re 20 or old guitars from
Seattle it’s a grudge thing
they pretty good going nowhere I got you
for three minutes three minutes up
well Sasquatch is primitive ancestor
modern man but if you ever came
face-to-face with one you’d see that
there’s still very much animals only on
the outside look I know what I’m talking
about on September 11th terrorist tried
to change America forever well they
succeeded number one create a Death Star
absurd
sure but wouldn’t it be the coolest
thing ever if the United States built a
fully functional Death Star the battle
station is heavily shielded and carries
a firepower greater than half the
Starfleet alas fanboys didn’t get the
petition response they were looking for
Paul Shawcross chief of the science and
space branch at the White House Office
of Management and Budget explained why a
Death Star isn’t on the horizon for
starters quote the administration does
not support blowing up planets and
construction would cost 850 quadrillion
dollars and the best logical argument
quote why would we spend countless
taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a
fundamental flaw that can be exploited
by a one man starship oh well maybe
Disney can build a Death Star now that
they own star wars u.s. taxpayers may
not have a few quadrillion dollars to
spare but Mickey Mouse enlight the Star
Wars universe now has more than 17
thousand characters inhabiting several
thousand planets and spanning 20,000
years and this gives Disney infinite
inspiration and opportunities to
continue the epic Star Wars saga do you
agree with our list
what’s the most outrageous online
petition you’ve come across for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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