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Jason Bourne VS. Ethan Hunt


what do these two characters have in
common what they’re both deadly secret
agents and they’re about to duke it out
welcome to watchmojo.com and in this
installment of vs. we’re finding out
what would happen if Jason Bourne
encountered Ethan Hunt in a five-round
battle royale where winner-takes-all
demands dress for this showdown we’re
pitting the heroes of the Bourne series
and the Mission Impossible series
against each other to see how they
measure up overall then who’s planning
the missions now round one origin and
motivation Jason if we knew everything
we had to know about Jason Bourne we
wouldn’t need so many movies to tell us
that he doesn’t even remember I can’t
remember anything that happened before
two weeks ago here’s a man whose
identity is so secret that he himself
doesn’t know it I don’t know who I am I
don’t know where I’m going none of it
Jason Bourne isn’t his real name shocker
how can I know that I know who I am he’s
actually a former foreign service
officer named David Webb who was
initially a member of a top-secret
organization but lost all of his
memories when he was shot a couple of
times and left for dead in the
Mediterranean Sea David Webb that’s your
real name
Ethan Hunt is your classic
garden-variety secret agent this is
Ethan Hunt they’re dead
why are you dead my team my team is dead
he plays things pretty close to the vest
so not much is known about him either I
mean would you assume they’d be thinking
during the events of the first Mission
Impossible film he and his team are
betrayed by their leader they knew we
were coming man they knew we were coming
and the disk is gone the disk is God did
you do you read me the list is in the
open but hunt manages to survive and
take revenge on his former mentor he has
a strong sense of justice and avenging
his friends and clearing his name are
his main purposes simple game because
mystery is the name of the game in the
secret agent biz Jason Bourne wins this
round winner born I’ll be whoever you
need me to be sir
round 2 personality and cool factor this
is Jason Bourne I was wondering when you
were going to make this call being
badass is something you either have or
don’t have and despite his retrograde
amnesia Jason Bourne is usually 100%
awesome
when he’s not trying to self-actualize
and figure out who he really is deep
down something happened to me and I need
to know what it was
I’ll never be free of this he’s taking
bad guys out of commission with martial
arts badassery when he finally does
discover his true identity surprise
surprise he and we find out he used to
be an even bigger badass instead of
being chased around and put in
situations where he’s forced to be
awesome
Ethan Hunt actively seeks out
circumstances in which he can look as
cool as possible these may or may not
include unprotected mountain climbing
and stealing top-secret information from
the CIA at home he has to pretend to be
an everyday Joe not to worry his wife
which kind of gives him that Batman
Bruce Wayne angle I don’t know
shield himself you’ve got to put in the
effort to get the results and because
Ethan Hunt tried so hard he takes this
round winner hunt yes it is round three
combat skills hand-to-hand and weapons
put your hands up fancy cocktails and
expensive cars don’t make you a super
spy
you need a few other essential qualities
to keep ahead of the curve and knowing
how to fight is one of them Jason Bourne
may have lost his memory but he didn’t
lose his combat skills and he proves
this time and time again when he takes
out highly trained agents and assassins
much to his own surprise he’s shown
himself to be proficient in hand-to-hand
combat as well as with various firearms
and blade weapons he can even use a pen
to its fullest potential
Ethan Hunt works for an agency named
impossible missions force it’s called a
myth so unless they expect their agents
to actually fail they need to train them
to the limits of their endurance
and that includes fighting
Ethan uses a combination of basic combat
techniques and situational improvisation
to take out his enemies quickly and
quietly
but when that occasionally fails he
waits until they’re struck by oncoming
traffic because he still manages to take
down the world’s finest assassins while
being unable to remember exactly why he
can Jason Bourne wins this fight winner
borne why me why did you pick me round
for mission effectiveness and
improvisational skills Jason Bourne is
armed and extremely dangerous last week
in Berlin he assassinated two men well
he doesn’t have an official mission per
se Jason Bourne operates under his own
set of rules and a desire to learn the
truth these people know who I am yeah I
got a I got to stay here I got to figure
this app in order to do this he puts all
of his previous spy training to good use
he is able to manage situations and
dodge his pursuers while interrogating
the right people to get what he wants he
just asked for and when one plan fails
he always has a plan B or an exit
strategy to fall back on when you’re
facing double agents triple agents
backstabbers and assassins you can’t
always expect your first tactic to
succeed who are you and what are you
doing here
Ethan Hunt is more though wait-and-see
type and reacts to possible changes in
his plans you’re worried about me why so
when something does go awry he is able
to improvise at the drop of a dime
he even taught us that when in doubt all
you need is an explosive stick of gum
and a giant aquarium to get out of a
sticky situation
who’s gonna argue with that Ethan Hunt
for the win here winner hunt it’s mine
round five stunts because he’s being
hunted by most of the governments on the
planet Jason Bourne has to keep a pretty
low profile I give you $10,000 to drive
me to Paris
so performing jaw-dropping stunts in
public isn’t the best way to keep your
head down on the off chance that he is
confronted by one of his pursuers he’ll
usually incite a pretty destructive car
chase because we all know that’s the
best way to keep the news cameras at bay
while these maneuvers are pretty
harrowing he’s gonna have some pretty
stiff competition
working for the impossible missions
force pretty much guarantees a distinct
lack of pencil-pushing when Ethan Hunt
isn’t jumping off the tallest buildings
he can find
you might see him crashing motorcycles
into other motorcycles at full speed or
threatening to drop people out of planes
while most people would post these
events on Facebook or Twitter Ethan
plays it cool and moves on to the next
big thing see serious always Ethan hunt
takes this round for having nerves of
pure steel winner hunt our winner by a
score of three to two is Ethan Hunt sit
up sit down it’s not important while
these men are both pros if Jason Bourne
and Ethan Hunt were to duke it out in
the real world Hunt’s crazy daredevil
antics and improvisational skills would
give him the upper hand
winner hunt if the secretary wanted me
out of there must be pretty bad out here
what did you think of our verdict you
can understand you’re very upset
pitchers you never see me very upset
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