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Lobby, Lobbisti, comunicazione e “persuasione silenziosa”


imagine that I want to become
ping pong mandatory sport a
world-level pongists around the world
world unite wherever you live you must
play a little on Sunday instead of
that soccer match I want in
direct only time matches what
I could do to achieve this plan
diabolic
if I’m a loser I’ll do those things
there the social media marketing the
contained popular initiatives
referendum the remembered related those
there is the town there of democracy
that are useless in most
part of the cases but that we citizens are there
they make you feel well but relax
multinationals those who get then
laws on important issues can not be
not so move another level
of professionalism and what they do
they are lobbying governments
and that is this word we lobby
lobbyists is a word that actually
it should be neutral this because in
bottom a lobbyist what does door
forward an interest on behalf of
someone who pays him to make a
government acts by making a law
modifying a law or removing the law
reads the term but now associated
so negatively in some countries
that the association of lobbyists ad
example in the united states has changed
even the name you can not anymore
call even lobbies today
the association of government relations
and professionals the lobbyists well but
definition apart I always want
bring ping pong to be it sport is
mandatory worldwide and let’s start from
europe what do i go to brussels
with my racket and mine
palettina and I’m looking for a lobbyist there are
there are none
it is estimated that there are indicatively
between 15,000 and 30,000 lobbyists a
brussels for which to find a handful
of thousands who support my part
it’s not a problem when I’ll go then
in the United States I will still have it
more according to james thurber which is a
American professor who studies from various
decades the phenomenon of lobbying in the
united by yesterday and active there are
about 100,000 this a few years ago
so probably there are more
obviously there are a series of registers
where one should register but the
big business is no longer there
made from those registered but in a way
a little more informal behind the scenes but a
we pongists do not care about us
we want
keep our goal and then with
my handful of 5,000 or rather 15,000
in fact, I do not take 20,000 lobbists
indicates a mega meeting in a
sports hall in front of gods
ping pong tables to decide the
actions and therefore friends lobbyists what
you will do and the activities are always a bit
the same ones that make gentlemen
forget about illegal activities
I only take honest punished lobbyists
perfect the activities then they will do
just the information and you put the
they prepare beautiful dossiers for union
European saying guys always a little bit
it becomes mandatory to solve hunger
in the world
we will live forever and if you are a bit gista
male more than open besides this and
What they do will be to map what they are
the main decision makers who must
implement legislation
extraordinary of this kind
the other thing they will do to guarantee me one
access so if I call the mega boss
supreme European Union always that
there is no answer to the phone at the
mail but one of mine can not remember
how many thousands of lobbyists do this
undoubtedly a direct channel can me
I can present a meeting
the racket couples challenge it for me
do pass as the need to
impose pongism on a planetary scale
but then it is not said that the union
European accept these my initiatives
then what can I do I can
trigger off outdoor initiatives
I do not just have to do screws in private
but I can also do some initiatives
where I’m not directly involved
but a series of associations are born
organization of research centers think
thank you that carry on the cause of the
pongism and they will be there
events will make the paper signed
from 100 nobel prizes and scientists who
they declare that only ping pong
cure cancer and so on or
you can immediately jump on the countryside
American electoral support the
hillary campaign or donaldo giving it
is money that never hurts
however, I agree to let them down
given much grain is true but also
giving him time available e
of resources so that when they speak
of sports will say back aspires though
American has now created then gives itself a
lot of barrel goals per head ping pong
on the other hand , it is good for your health
and live more and a thousand other activities
including obviously there is also an aspect
important tax for which we say
because the multinationals do not pay
taxes because they often do deals for
have a taxi
translated does not pay and gave in that case
some lobbies are put around one
table has created the conditions for
to favor this agreement is how
go games and needless one say and
bad but the truth is that we are
flooded with lobbyists that silent way
and behind the scenes they decide
in the interest of different companies
associations pressure groups thing
we eat as we dress like us
we move whatever is a game that
it works like that though it has two big ones
problems as is evident the first is the
transparency there is no transparency behind it
these meetings and you never know who
decide for what how many times the
monsanto sahin guy bought the
Government of such blue ones who knows
in fact not in fake registers or
infinte disclosures therefore
there is a first of gigantic transparency
the second problem is who wins
more grain wins who is more powerful
the one who is more organized is the winner
means for example that in the union
European count more than 30,000 lobbyists
pressing and very noisy and influential
compared to 500 million citizens who
is monthly they are silent and for
this will be found on Sundays
television not to see football a
see some nice ping pong matches
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