so we’ve talked about control-z right I
don’t think so you don’t control ze life
I honestly don’t think so you can nobody
can I mean there are things there’s
everything you can do in life you can go
back in time and change things you just
can’t you can learn from it and probably
not do this again that’s what we can do
a few an example I got married 10 years
ago I got tables nine years ago KCRG
don’t take me wrong I was broken as a
hell-like I was a director an
organization I used to hand a lot of
process multi-million dollar accounts I
couldn’t handle one woman like geez it
was a failure at a personal and a
professional I would both for me I just
couldn’t figure out why did I get
divorced and then I realized oh my god
how did I even get married in the first
place now when I look at it I think that
was the best thing that happened to me
had I been married I would have had kids
I would have had a wife I would have at
her job I would have been able to do
anything that I want to do because every
time you get up and you want to leave a
job you can’t think of how Scott kissed
Kirk installment guard egotist
B we gave her J but chunky fees I’m not
married now but I’m really happy I don’t
have kids I don’t think so we need to
have kids anymore 1.25 billion people I
honestly get to shop we should stop like
once and there are enough kids outside
in world who can actually need love and
you can adopt them that’s the control
see I want to do for my life that’s what
I want to do I don’t want to have my own
kids match and root molecule an
immutable unchangeable on a lego lab any
other like my mother is like after my
like Homaro manga ever except theater
get applauded Tamara can you just relax
but see at the or nominates in America
like if this mom are a bunch gets a
buddy has a please calm down
I made a packet over change we should
totally disregard which is so stupid I
think there are things that we cannot do
like for example I’ll give an example
about a year ago I got diagnosed with
diabetes I will run in surprise I am 39
I’ll be 40 this year I got diagnosed
with diabetes and had severe diabetes
what I’ve done I’ve drank all my life
and smoke I smoke like a chimney I eat
only red mean for me chicken was paneer
right I’m a guy who’ll finish off a red
meat platter in the morning for
breakfast about 44 days back today is
day 45 45 days back
not my right I went to the doctor my
sugar was 400 140 is diabetes 250 is
heart attack 300 his blindness and 3/4
his paralysis I was 400 I walked out in
relative of cigarette smoke I said
that’s it that’s all I did
and then I started walking 10 kilometers
a day 10 kilometers for 30 days 12 days
later I got a sty again it’s a it
wasn’t but the go sleep colleague whose
game area I have stopped drinking I
don’t need red meat I don’t eat fried I
don’t eat sugar I don’t eat cow I walked
into the doctor I said what is happening
now he said me this is just an infection
calm down your sugar is 168 now 400 to
168 I came right now my sugar is running
118 and below diabetes level I walk 15
kilometers a day that is the only
priority I have now so I can’t do
control-z can I be not a diabetic in my
life no I’ll always be a diabetic but I
can manage it now I walk 15 kilometers a
day because I don’t want to die
people ask me what’s your plan I said
don’t to die tonight I want to get up
tomorrow morning that’s my only client
rest to give me the day I will take care
of myself don’t let me die tonight I
want to get up tomorrow morning rest of
the things I can take a man I don’t need
help in that so I can’t do controls even
my life I can’t go and change it this is
the lowest I’ve ever weighed in my life
lowest this shirt used to be one of the
shirts in our back to the beach covered
Google Alert up I started wearing a
proper banana clinical – they said what
is this it was embarrassing I went to
Bennet and I got I bought a belt for the
first time in 20 years in Benetton
because Ben attended xxx is extra small
for me
I went to Bennet on a waterbed he said
you know Harper subsidy belt I gear up
question oh I e
I bought and I came like dude my cousin
Nagumo Allah I can just wear the belt
and roam around because that’s what my
achievement was in life I sit in a
flight that tray comes down these are
small wins for me I said enough like the
tray comes down you know why I bought an
apple I I bought an iPad because I
wanted to watch movies because my
Toshiba laptop wouldn’t let he close the
tray eyes like oh yeah Cancellara head
that is how is to watch movies in life I
would trainees like the mega Kahn I met
Trevor at the hood like just to show off
with it and which is fine which is fine
I always used to fly business last week
I couldn’t fit in economy
I’m see a 20-megaton throat is loose
carry me and look at me and nobody is
like you realize people have their own
lives rather look at a fat guy dealing
with his belly there are things that I
can’t do like for example my father died
when I was 4 I had a very poor childhood
and it is nothing to be serious about I
started working as a door-to-door
salesman for selling de Braga biscuits
and you know Jews and things like that
I used to 130 rupees a day and then I
started working P we are the first
multiplex which opened in India at SAC
aid which is beaver and before I was a
torch man there were a chewy good
hamburger later take it black another
man
so bought modern I got somebody on the
Chaldea mosque then I joined Pizza as a
waiter I was there a waiter for 3 years
what I learned him in the life is I
never stole again then I joined call
centers from 2000 onwards for 2060 2013
seventh one 2013 is when I quit my job I
was a director in 14 years I never stole
a day I never stole a moment I never
stole from my work and I was told a
property in the office because I got
beaten up very young in the age can I go
back and change it no I can’t can I go
back and say that I did not steal no I
can’t I just can’t I I stole my key a
ticket a black to Karenina I can go back
but I can’t do no I just I have to learn
that I can’t I don’t have to do it again
I don’t see the bottom line life is lot
of men specially I think two genders we
have women are the superior species get
it fat straight like I’m telling
you right now women are superior species
men are horrible men are binary we are
the horny or hungry that is how men are
and the point is that so so we don’t see
the guy looking at lusty legs then make
him a sandwich the point what what I am
trying to tell you it is every man
shoots in his life every man cheats in
relationship an order relationship the
only two type of men who don’t cheat at
to scale to cheat or to ugly too cheap
ok
so learn from this don’t cheat don’t
cheat it’s a very conscious choice learn
you will say you know people in your
life who have done this you have done it
haven’t done it yes have you done it yes
have you done it today no probably have
I done it today no probably maybe him he
has done it today I don’t know yes he he
raises an airhostess was nice but
whatever you know the point is that you
don’t have to deal all I’m saying is
there are choices in life you have to
make a choice the right in the wrong
it’s very clear let me ask you this
question how many people think between
one to ten one being the lowest in the
denomination for being honest and ten
being the most honest you can never be
harmful to rid themselves between one to
ten from above five to ten or lower five
to one to five remember five to ten
reason man okay what here eight say
yourself as something the last what do
you rate yourself as seven anybody who
reads ten that I want just ask and even
rate it’s nine eight seven six five four
yeah
three that’s fine you realize that you
can only be zero or ten in this you can
be slightly honest a woman is never
slightly pregnant she’s either pregnant
not pregnant get the straight in
life you either honestly not on it so
anybody who said anything below them ten
is lying so nine good luck eight ten
seven sure you’re liar that’s what you
need to do see this is what you need to
do there will be things you I want you
to make mistakes I wanted to make
mistakes I wanted to and everybody who
comes in listens to my so he could do it
you did very lot of hard work no I did
not I was you realize when I started
working with PVR as a towards Minh I did
not know one life better than that so
for me that was the best life I enjoy it
and back then I’ll be 40 this is 1997 so
we’re talking about about 20 years ago
cellphones wasn’t this cell phones
weren’t there I used to watch movies
every Thursday because we do this
screaming I used to call people on their
peepee producing a phone others remember
not even their line like there was a
line line which reproduce your phone
I’ll call him a psychopath I go with my
cajole clever click you realize he has
to wait for a month to see me and kill
me
I should be that statistic things are
better now you can call him cellphone in
this give this vessel suspense you’re
all under says I made the most of it I
made the most of my job in PR can we get
like please next time in western to
Mike’s already I am saying like when I
was in pizza hurt my jaw was the most
amazing thing to have like I used to
serve pizzas and take orders and I
should be the kick-ass guy on that I was
always the best guy you know thank you
for Connick pizza would that would
deliver your carry out and somebody like
my to use I cut those he said butter
chicken pizza like but I learned I
learned how to say pizza I don’t say
peas a the how many life peas have never
yet me peas I want to get this
penny-ante and I just calm down
I’ve seen lot of me with I swear I
you not there are people who go to pizza
and say Jake I’m gonna eat pizza this
young trailer was good Oh bigger
than a man American pizza banana
Lasha cotton on here just saying I’m
saying all I’m saying is that I never
learned
I never fact I never felt I was doing a
bad job for me Peter was the best thing
happened to me Peter was the best thing
happened to me door-to-door salesman you
know what it taught me never be rude to
people who are not fortunate enough I
tip heavily to my delivery boys whenever
somebody who delivers food at my place I
tip them heavily because I know at
certain point in time I was earning my
livelihood out of it when a girl shot or
gone by so say they would turn me I was
pizza thinner than I bleep wish there
any other was moped way who she’s any
and then a are out go when he slammed
the door at people know it is rude it is
not an implication with them it is my
impression on you that you are a moron
because your upbringing was stupid that
is what I learned when I was rude to
Rhoda says when people slammed the door
on my face every day every day
I scored 45% in my graduation and become
form linear Adam death upon our holiday
that’s a life is right – one – evening
Zakia manager at a college a massive a
colossal there they have you seen burly
man in long boat it is not a sight you
want to see so all I’m saying is then
you can’t do ctrl C with you like you
can’t undo things in life you can only
learn from them learn from people around
you the problem with life is Allah
problem with human species is that you
will still make those mistakes because
we had dumped we just dumb
ok Maybach emerging he better para
aqueles in the author Karenina conceived
already got one now the myrrh pencil a
way by negative when people tell you the
college time is the best time believe me
will hit the roof once you get out
your boss wouldn’t care how amazing you
are
he will whoop your ass every single day
he will do it like he will slap the crap
out of because he’s paying you for it
so get a in place you’re nobody’s
business right there you are as good as
your last day that’s it and you will do
a job which will company take 24 hours
to replace so don’t get married to it
that’s it your attent is 24 hours there
if you quit that company company takes
20 hours to replace you so stop making
yourself so important that you think
you’re very important you’re nobody
accept it or make something out of it
make yourself something that you want to
be you know that’s what I’m saying when
you go back in life like for me I am
taking charge of my health now because I
have too many people to live for I have
a mother to live for like and everybody
in my life and this is whole Punjabi
families they will come in Delhi at 30
money buddy man at Korea says she did
not have a choice realize this right
hepatic internal sorting and every
family will come up with these two
dialogues hum job tomorrow madam does
cannot appeal until today my top green
tea not my problem is it hum saath bahan
a kike marry me so that’s the nan og
guru Kannada Bell how is this my problem
how is this my problem
learn from it that was my time ladies
and gentlemen my name is Shiva show
you’ve been a lovely lovely
thank you so much [Applause]