so tell me friend have you heard the
good news
oh no I’m not just fucking with you
Jesus doesn’t give a shit
fox searchlight pictures invites you to
meet a man well then you’re such a
beautiful dude she needs to leave who
wants the world to accept it my wife
left me 17 years ago I just need to move
on find somebody new not you necessarily
in the worst possible way working man a
40 years from now you’re gonna be on
your deathbed saying where did it all go
how did we end up like this there’s a
lot of seats you know in this train
[Music]
their shoes who looks like your ex-wife
put this girl up for adoption 17 years
ago
yeah that’s life how could you not tell
me that we had a daughter excuse me do
you think I could get this with the
aioli on the side as I requested yeah I
think you should know we have tickets to
wicked
hey dickhead shut the fuck up can’t you
see that this woman is having a profound
moment I said that fine you tell me that
you don’t want to see your daughter do
you want to do stalker
and Claire Jenny Craig’s over here shut
the fuck up you prick
if you’re wondering about the lack of
family resemblance used to be a real
hippo myself egging me on for this in
the same instant family you guys are so
beautiful and I can’t deny it
my ex she’s a good one I just have to
hug her embrace her maternal nature
sorry I can’t help you with that in that
case I guess I’ll take a blow job in I
am I should have brought my wallet that
is quite a tattoo how’s that it’s like
the ultimate argument ender like no I
don’t want your fucking job I want to
destroy your entire society
[Music]
you
good news
oh no I’m not just fucking with you
Jesus doesn’t give a shit
fox searchlight pictures invites you to
meet a man well then you’re such a
beautiful dude she needs to leave who
wants the world to accept it my wife
left me 17 years ago I just need to move
on find somebody new not you necessarily
in the worst possible way working man a
40 years from now you’re gonna be on
your deathbed saying where did it all go
how did we end up like this there’s a
lot of seats you know in this train
[Music]
their shoes who looks like your ex-wife
put this girl up for adoption 17 years
ago
yeah that’s life how could you not tell
me that we had a daughter excuse me do
you think I could get this with the
aioli on the side as I requested yeah I
think you should know we have tickets to
wicked
hey dickhead shut the fuck up can’t you
see that this woman is having a profound
moment I said that fine you tell me that
you don’t want to see your daughter do
you want to do stalker
and Claire Jenny Craig’s over here shut
the fuck up you prick
if you’re wondering about the lack of
family resemblance used to be a real
hippo myself egging me on for this in
the same instant family you guys are so
beautiful and I can’t deny it
my ex she’s a good one I just have to
hug her embrace her maternal nature
sorry I can’t help you with that in that
case I guess I’ll take a blow job in I
am I should have brought my wallet that
is quite a tattoo how’s that it’s like
the ultimate argument ender like no I
don’t want your fucking job I want to
destroy your entire society
[Music]
you
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