TRUE MEMOIRS OF AN INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN Official Trailer (2016)

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okay our peachy’s way over the top well
better be careful you don’t want the
best things in your life to happen to
your alter ego right now my alter ego is
on a helicopter about to die only the
goose sorry miss Lola though I will
publish your book it just felt so real
nonfiction true memoirs of an
international assassin you said you
wouldn’t change a word they didn’t
Brandon or pickle tickle a man maybe
they do when did they do the whole
assassin thing it’s BS right well I
could tell you but then I’d have to slit
your throat and watch you bleed out I
didn’t
you’re going to kill the president and
how much you got the wrong guy
what would an actual assassin write a
book about being an assassin it’s beyond
stupid I’m gonna get you out of this or
is it so beyond stupid it’s brilliant
might actually be the real deal well is
it no look at it I didn’t imagine you to
be a bit you no longer you are not the
ghost oh maybe I am the ghost oh you
gotta get you out of here missions old
mission it’s not boring the ghost
doesn’t just walk away
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never bring a knife to a ghost
you brought a knife to a gunfight Thank
You Holy Ghost how about a break your
finger if you ever shushing again got my
knuckle there
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you
you
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