
cool there’s a ship available
exploratory vessel the USS Orville and
we’re offering you command you’re
kidding
that’s not bad right ah that’s good
paint some flames on the side and maybe
like a rainbow unicorn you got something
engage quantum drive we need protection
protection from what the trill you will
die there’s no way we’re going to be out
by 5:00 today are we
but open this jar of pickles for me
I loosened it for you
right on the edge of the frontier of
explored space that doesn’t excite you
Oh Bert the Ordo from your Sunday
September 10th on five coo coo coo coo
coo head have a seat
I have good news there’s a ship
available the USS Orville
ever since I was a kid I have wanted to
serve on an exploratory vessel here
nobody’s first choice for this job but
we have 3,000 ships to stand and we need
captains and I want to admit those are
Marvel’s we’re giving you one last
chance I just want to say I am thrilled
to be your new captain I want this to be
an efficient ship but also one that
you’re glad to be serving on lieutenant
commander boardís your entire species
is male isn’t that is correct sir
probably not a lot of arguments about
leaving the toilet seat up and that kind
of thing or Buckland’s urinate only once
per year really that’s me I’m up to
three times a night that is unfortunate
it is I’m gonna meet the locals hi I’m
captain Eddie vs. holy crap yeah we
don’t mean your family any harm what we
did your shooters dead aside from
shooting your dad we don’t mean your
family any harm there’s a message coming
in from Admiral Halsey it says that an
executive officers become available no
no no no no no no no no no no sorry man
you okay yeah it’s all good man you okay
yeah all good sorry all right no worries
the captain does not appear to be
pleased to be arrived with his first
officer they were married no way you
know how many times I tried to talk to
you before here I would want to suggest
a couple therapists was your
brother-in-law it should be really fun
trip for all of us perhaps we should not
be talking about this oh no no we’re
talking about that it misses a thing
you’ll be delivering supplies to the
science station on epsilon 2 thank you
for coming we need protection protection
from what the trill we have figured out
a way to manipulate the speed of events
so it’s an anti banana ray it’s really
interesting we need no longer fear the
banana does it work on offers we’re
about to sell it you do realize this
could be used as a weapon that’s why
you’re here
order for captain Murphy just affected a
krill destroyer entering orbit door
Stephen Clarke then open this jar of
pickles for me I loosened it for you
return fire
give me the device or it will destroy
your ship sorry can you can move like
two steps to your right
it’s just a lot of dead space there just
perfect gasps are you were just very
weirdly framed
[Music]
what is that a beer yeah I’m nervous you
know it’s a new ship want to make a good
impression it’s 9:15 in the morning
sorry
you
[Music]
you
exploratory vessel the USS Orville and
we’re offering you command you’re
kidding
that’s not bad right ah that’s good
paint some flames on the side and maybe
like a rainbow unicorn you got something
engage quantum drive we need protection
protection from what the trill you will
die there’s no way we’re going to be out
by 5:00 today are we
but open this jar of pickles for me
I loosened it for you
right on the edge of the frontier of
explored space that doesn’t excite you
Oh Bert the Ordo from your Sunday
September 10th on five coo coo coo coo
coo head have a seat
I have good news there’s a ship
available the USS Orville
ever since I was a kid I have wanted to
serve on an exploratory vessel here
nobody’s first choice for this job but
we have 3,000 ships to stand and we need
captains and I want to admit those are
Marvel’s we’re giving you one last
chance I just want to say I am thrilled
to be your new captain I want this to be
an efficient ship but also one that
you’re glad to be serving on lieutenant
commander boardís your entire species
is male isn’t that is correct sir
probably not a lot of arguments about
leaving the toilet seat up and that kind
of thing or Buckland’s urinate only once
per year really that’s me I’m up to
three times a night that is unfortunate
it is I’m gonna meet the locals hi I’m
captain Eddie vs. holy crap yeah we
don’t mean your family any harm what we
did your shooters dead aside from
shooting your dad we don’t mean your
family any harm there’s a message coming
in from Admiral Halsey it says that an
executive officers become available no
no no no no no no no no no no sorry man
you okay yeah it’s all good man you okay
yeah all good sorry all right no worries
the captain does not appear to be
pleased to be arrived with his first
officer they were married no way you
know how many times I tried to talk to
you before here I would want to suggest
a couple therapists was your
brother-in-law it should be really fun
trip for all of us perhaps we should not
be talking about this oh no no we’re
talking about that it misses a thing
you’ll be delivering supplies to the
science station on epsilon 2 thank you
for coming we need protection protection
from what the trill we have figured out
a way to manipulate the speed of events
so it’s an anti banana ray it’s really
interesting we need no longer fear the
banana does it work on offers we’re
about to sell it you do realize this
could be used as a weapon that’s why
you’re here
order for captain Murphy just affected a
krill destroyer entering orbit door
Stephen Clarke then open this jar of
pickles for me I loosened it for you
return fire
give me the device or it will destroy
your ship sorry can you can move like
two steps to your right
it’s just a lot of dead space there just
perfect gasps are you were just very
weirdly framed
[Music]
what is that a beer yeah I’m nervous you
know it’s a new ship want to make a good
impression it’s 9:15 in the morning
sorry
you
[Music]
you
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