Todd Parker Jeffy Wow hey where have you
been still crushing two bitches and
slapping the hose yeah no so much it
must’ve named an STD after you by now I
swear you had like 30 different strains
of chlamydia that one summer by the way
this is my wife oh my little girl
Claudia Jefferson Stephanie you enjoy
being attacked temping is just a means
to an end really I have a boyfriend okay
sorry I was just trying to shut this
down shut down this little banter we
have going on why Andrew usually implies
that you’re your mother’s I’m not
hitting on you good
would you like me to no seems like maybe
you would like him to hit on you call
him like I see him
that is really gross
people poop in there I poop in there
spending your 20s finding yourself or
whatever is a bunch of malarkey all that
leaves you is a biological clock ticking
going on eHarmony dates with men and
their 40s who still collect action
figures
Sharon accepted my relationship status
change I’m sorry if I refused to take
what we have and shout at cyberspace so
people can like it or comment on it
whenever we put up a photo of ourselves
it might shock you but I’m actually
looking for something way more than a
label go after her
okay don’t that’s cool I feel completely
adrift in every aspect of my life hey
got you a drink
hope you don’t mind germs cuz I took a
little sip there
for my migraines and anxieties totally
legal and it’s 10:30 in the morning what
is it you could say it’s a 4:20
somewhere go ahead so much what are we
gonna talk about whether I like to be
tied up are we talking about that
been still crushing two bitches and
slapping the hose yeah no so much it
must’ve named an STD after you by now I
swear you had like 30 different strains
of chlamydia that one summer by the way
this is my wife oh my little girl
Claudia Jefferson Stephanie you enjoy
being attacked temping is just a means
to an end really I have a boyfriend okay
sorry I was just trying to shut this
down shut down this little banter we
have going on why Andrew usually implies
that you’re your mother’s I’m not
hitting on you good
would you like me to no seems like maybe
you would like him to hit on you call
him like I see him
that is really gross
people poop in there I poop in there
spending your 20s finding yourself or
whatever is a bunch of malarkey all that
leaves you is a biological clock ticking
going on eHarmony dates with men and
their 40s who still collect action
figures
Sharon accepted my relationship status
change I’m sorry if I refused to take
what we have and shout at cyberspace so
people can like it or comment on it
whenever we put up a photo of ourselves
it might shock you but I’m actually
looking for something way more than a
label go after her
okay don’t that’s cool I feel completely
adrift in every aspect of my life hey
got you a drink
hope you don’t mind germs cuz I took a
little sip there
for my migraines and anxieties totally
legal and it’s 10:30 in the morning what
is it you could say it’s a 4:20
somewhere go ahead so much what are we
gonna talk about whether I like to be
tied up are we talking about that
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