happily-ever-after only exists in fairy
tales yet a talking teddy bear is about
to marry his girlfriend I now pronounce
you teddy bear and wife may kiss the
bear proving that American was done give
a crap about anything so I got some big
nose
Tammy win and I are gonna have a baby
awesome wait how do you guys that’s the
thing we need a donut you haven’t smoked
for a two whole days right I told you
I’m cool all right your baby’s gonna be
fine right I’m sorry I just don’t want
something I gotta feed what a pitch for
2016 we want to have a baby you’re gonna
have to prove you’re a person in a court
of law
just nightmare we got a fight we’ll get
a lawyer and we’ll sue the government
civil rights must be Ted yeah Samantha
Jackson what’s your middle name Leslie
oh my god yes am L Jackson that’s great
of me just like Sam L Jackson who is
that you ever seen any movie ever he’s
the black guy they’ve denied you the
same rights as everybody else just
because you’re different can you get me
my life back Ted do you believe you have
a soul what did you think I would do at
this moment objection overruled you want
to be human in the eyes of the law the
important thing about being human is
making a contribution to society that’s
what you get for exercising
all right I’m gonna ask if he says
questions now you ready yep bring it on
do you consider yourself to be human
objection sustained no the witness can’t
overrule hi Bob
guilty regulation here say hey let’s
briefcase just forgot in my chamber stop
beaver on the witness arrest Leggett
totally be lawyers
tales yet a talking teddy bear is about
to marry his girlfriend I now pronounce
you teddy bear and wife may kiss the
bear proving that American was done give
a crap about anything so I got some big
nose
Tammy win and I are gonna have a baby
awesome wait how do you guys that’s the
thing we need a donut you haven’t smoked
for a two whole days right I told you
I’m cool all right your baby’s gonna be
fine right I’m sorry I just don’t want
something I gotta feed what a pitch for
2016 we want to have a baby you’re gonna
have to prove you’re a person in a court
of law
just nightmare we got a fight we’ll get
a lawyer and we’ll sue the government
civil rights must be Ted yeah Samantha
Jackson what’s your middle name Leslie
oh my god yes am L Jackson that’s great
of me just like Sam L Jackson who is
that you ever seen any movie ever he’s
the black guy they’ve denied you the
same rights as everybody else just
because you’re different can you get me
my life back Ted do you believe you have
a soul what did you think I would do at
this moment objection overruled you want
to be human in the eyes of the law the
important thing about being human is
making a contribution to society that’s
what you get for exercising
all right I’m gonna ask if he says
questions now you ready yep bring it on
do you consider yourself to be human
objection sustained no the witness can’t
overrule hi Bob
guilty regulation here say hey let’s
briefcase just forgot in my chamber stop
beaver on the witness arrest Leggett
totally be lawyers
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