the Obama come on say hammers my Elmo
the boy I call this the big black
machine oh my god
do you smell gas a little bit came out
but how’s the nervous that’s just a
quick you’re the best salesman I’ve ever
seen I can see you being a stockbroker
like me can’t you give me a job I wish I
could my boss won’t let me hire I’ll
drop that look at Mark Zuckerberg he
dropped out of Harvard you dropped out
or Piedmont high that was a couple
credits shy of graduating I got to get
my GED I’m the principal of this school
I can do whatever I want
yo ran my house
are you using a black voice no I don’t
hear color alright let’s do some
introductions my name is Carrie I’m here
to make a little extra cash so that I
can afford this work that I got but
that’s none of our business
welcome to night school this book is
kind of thick I thought it’d be more
like a leaflet if you’re not gonna do
the work drop the class no I’m gonna do
the work you’ll see we’ll see yes we
will great superb excellent good you’re
gonna be a financial analyst I am and it
starts immediately I’ve been waiting on
the Lord to bring me a pint-sized little
man who can fill this out let me get you
chicken from the Lord
you take that test tenderize your way
are you trying to get your GED are you
trying to get your GED you can get out
my suspicions were correct oh you’re
clinically down there is no cure for
what you have oh my god
I got learning herpes I got to give the
people given boy you did the black boys
thing we had it’s not a black voice not
a black voice you don’t remember when
you was in that meeting he was like we
gonna get it laid up in here this
meeting lid it was very lit I’ll keep it 100 when have I ever not kept it 100