to be a writer I know you want to be
right around in due time really why do
you always call me a dirty little slut
ah just because maybe you’re jealous
that I’m more successful than you
I would now like to turn to the person
next to you hi is it possible he could
do a three-way I’ve never done a
three-way why are you in this class you
seem so together and so glad you told me
things on a voicemail like hey by the
way I’m fucking a 19 year old I saved it
and I play it for my friend and then I
tell him about your weird dick I’ve been
dating this guy for two years I love you
as his friend and as a sexual partner
won’t love I won’t have hot sex with
someone who’s really nice to me thank
you boobs are too big and they make you
look like a bimbo
all right should I be taking notes on
some of the stuff for the sexual
harassment lawsuit we’re all going to
why are we sitting around talking about
how sad our lives are you’re right we
should be talking about how great we are
talking about desperate to old I hate
that you’re not into me it makes me so
much more attracted to you yeah we talk
about pleasing men but what about
pleasing us on the cliche a handsome guy
runs off with a younger pop sexy girl
I’m a hunter I gotcha I found ya I kept
through for a little bit and then I got
bored and then you left and now I’m not
trying to do again they could I leave my
laundry here get it out Thursday you
want me to do your laundry while you
date other women you should do your
laundry you should feel lucky to tap
that ass hey you are so hot like really
hot
let’s make a pact to be with good guys
only guys who treat us great like we
deserve feel like guys you will go down
you are in hetero enough ooh the sky he
asked me out he’s super attractive you
should go for move over
there’s a new skank in town having sex
with me is a religious experience let’s
just go have sex in my office makes me
want to like vomit in my mouth
I want you to do my laundry now the best
sex of my life bossed me around some
more kind of turned me on look so why I
wanna have sex with you okay no I just
spent an hour singing about my pussy
you
you
right around in due time really why do
you always call me a dirty little slut
ah just because maybe you’re jealous
that I’m more successful than you
I would now like to turn to the person
next to you hi is it possible he could
do a three-way I’ve never done a
three-way why are you in this class you
seem so together and so glad you told me
things on a voicemail like hey by the
way I’m fucking a 19 year old I saved it
and I play it for my friend and then I
tell him about your weird dick I’ve been
dating this guy for two years I love you
as his friend and as a sexual partner
won’t love I won’t have hot sex with
someone who’s really nice to me thank
you boobs are too big and they make you
look like a bimbo
all right should I be taking notes on
some of the stuff for the sexual
harassment lawsuit we’re all going to
why are we sitting around talking about
how sad our lives are you’re right we
should be talking about how great we are
talking about desperate to old I hate
that you’re not into me it makes me so
much more attracted to you yeah we talk
about pleasing men but what about
pleasing us on the cliche a handsome guy
runs off with a younger pop sexy girl
I’m a hunter I gotcha I found ya I kept
through for a little bit and then I got
bored and then you left and now I’m not
trying to do again they could I leave my
laundry here get it out Thursday you
want me to do your laundry while you
date other women you should do your
laundry you should feel lucky to tap
that ass hey you are so hot like really
hot
let’s make a pact to be with good guys
only guys who treat us great like we
deserve feel like guys you will go down
you are in hetero enough ooh the sky he
asked me out he’s super attractive you
should go for move over
there’s a new skank in town having sex
with me is a religious experience let’s
just go have sex in my office makes me
want to like vomit in my mouth
I want you to do my laundry now the best
sex of my life bossed me around some
more kind of turned me on look so why I
wanna have sex with you okay no I just
spent an hour singing about my pussy
you
you
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