this is me I’m a senior level VP at a
hedge fund in New Jersey so how exactly
did I wind up here because I was trying
to do something nice for once I think
it’s so impressive how quickly you roast
SVP how’d you do it by working my ass
off non-stop you’re not here to make
friends and do not get pregnant oh hey
girl
your brother called they need you to go
to his house later we need you to watch
Maddie I’m sorry who Denise I’d like you
to fill out an order form for her to be
in the proper attire you know I just
really don’t want to I know
middle school is really the worst but
then everything got better and you’re
fine now no I’m usually in this place
where I hate myself but I still think
that I’m better than everybody else you
know if you’re staying long some of the
moms get together to a Wednesday night
potluck
okay okay no I’m watching my knees for
the week she’s strange I think she
prefers being alone and making weapons
of nature actually we’re gonna need you
to stay just a little bit longer time to
we had an incident earlier with bullying
I hope you’re not encouraging her to
fight back you just got a fight back of
course not we couldn’t let her in she
wasn’t wearing formal attire he was
wearing a suit and she was wearing a
cape I don’t know what could be more
formal than that
come and meet Maddie out of the bounce
house let’s go you’re ruining the party
for all of these grown women okay let’s
go have a seat
sit down shall we yeah all right you’re
checked out I am NOT checked out I’m
having a really tough week I’ve got a
kid trying to be a Juggalo yeah you
don’t belong around children you belong
in an airport wine bar I just want to
help I don’t want your money
Hey I want a sister
sometimes I get upset haughty is
everyone else’s so Norma Manny
nobody is normal you’re gonna be okay
yeah why are you being so you’re not
being so weird stop pins there’s a
little bitch have a good day
hedge fund in New Jersey so how exactly
did I wind up here because I was trying
to do something nice for once I think
it’s so impressive how quickly you roast
SVP how’d you do it by working my ass
off non-stop you’re not here to make
friends and do not get pregnant oh hey
girl
your brother called they need you to go
to his house later we need you to watch
Maddie I’m sorry who Denise I’d like you
to fill out an order form for her to be
in the proper attire you know I just
really don’t want to I know
middle school is really the worst but
then everything got better and you’re
fine now no I’m usually in this place
where I hate myself but I still think
that I’m better than everybody else you
know if you’re staying long some of the
moms get together to a Wednesday night
potluck
okay okay no I’m watching my knees for
the week she’s strange I think she
prefers being alone and making weapons
of nature actually we’re gonna need you
to stay just a little bit longer time to
we had an incident earlier with bullying
I hope you’re not encouraging her to
fight back you just got a fight back of
course not we couldn’t let her in she
wasn’t wearing formal attire he was
wearing a suit and she was wearing a
cape I don’t know what could be more
formal than that
come and meet Maddie out of the bounce
house let’s go you’re ruining the party
for all of these grown women okay let’s
go have a seat
sit down shall we yeah all right you’re
checked out I am NOT checked out I’m
having a really tough week I’ve got a
kid trying to be a Juggalo yeah you
don’t belong around children you belong
in an airport wine bar I just want to
help I don’t want your money
Hey I want a sister
sometimes I get upset haughty is
everyone else’s so Norma Manny
nobody is normal you’re gonna be okay
yeah why are you being so you’re not
being so weird stop pins there’s a
little bitch have a good day
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