as you all know today you will be
receiving your class ranking number two
I was under the impression that
volunteering for the Special Olympics
with extra credit is why else would I
have volunteered
I would hope because you like to help
the less fortunate I need to be number
one not up to me it’s the system well
the system sucks changed I’d like to
propose the immediate abolishment of
high school class rating
I’m afraid class rank is here to stay so
she knows you I’d like you to run for
the word of education but I am only 16
years of age there’s no age minimum to
be on the board what did she like to see
change you’re running for the Board of
Education I have shoes older than you
I’m collecting signatures for you do we
really want the support of the apathetic
yes that is how elections are won you
guys from the uniforms you know gets a
great vetting shakes a senior suggested
to me that in the nurse’s office there
should be a basket full of three condoms
[Applause]
dude she’s my campaign manager
well what’s the best way for me to make
a friend into more than a friend
but it’s you were to take anyone to
junior prom need you to you think you
still got a chance
nobody thought Truman would win in 1948
now but fingers crossed for today do
mind sharing with us who you voted for
[Music]
you are remarkably onion out with the
old in with the new [Applause]
receiving your class ranking number two
I was under the impression that
volunteering for the Special Olympics
with extra credit is why else would I
have volunteered
I would hope because you like to help
the less fortunate I need to be number
one not up to me it’s the system well
the system sucks changed I’d like to
propose the immediate abolishment of
high school class rating
I’m afraid class rank is here to stay so
she knows you I’d like you to run for
the word of education but I am only 16
years of age there’s no age minimum to
be on the board what did she like to see
change you’re running for the Board of
Education I have shoes older than you
I’m collecting signatures for you do we
really want the support of the apathetic
yes that is how elections are won you
guys from the uniforms you know gets a
great vetting shakes a senior suggested
to me that in the nurse’s office there
should be a basket full of three condoms
[Applause]
dude she’s my campaign manager
well what’s the best way for me to make
a friend into more than a friend
but it’s you were to take anyone to
junior prom need you to you think you
still got a chance
nobody thought Truman would win in 1948
now but fingers crossed for today do
mind sharing with us who you voted for
[Music]
you are remarkably onion out with the
old in with the new [Applause]
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