there’s mother I’m in what’s going
through the laundry found these new
phones almost ripped that down for me
tonight I’m tearing these up with my
teeth like an old school cartoon gonna
go honey
Mitch does your daughter’s I’m ready you
look beautiful I used to hold that girl
in the palm of my hand he was becoming a
woman you’re gonna have to deal with
that thanks dad why are you here you
think I’m gonna miss the most important
that if you’re young there’s not
graduation graduation is for losers
tonight is the first night of our adult
lives I want to go to prom gonna lose my
goddamn virginity prom night it’s kind
of perfect I’m in Julie left her laptop
open you guys are still on our kids all
emojis have a secret meaning Oh
eggplants are dicks this is some kind of
a dick related agreement our girls are
not thinking things through I’m gonna
stop them I’m in I’m fully planning on
having sex tonight
wherever the night takes us the night’s
gonna take us there wherever the wind
sails our ships your ship is going into
my harbor
there didn’t rate wwbd what would vin
diesel do Hey fastness furious is
completely unrealistic it’s not a
documentary I get that
I’ll do anything for my daughter what
about chugging contest
bring it no no right we’re butt chugging
on the count of three they got a lager
or an IPA does it doesn’t matter oh my
god Jesus be spit-roasting himself are
you a team player or aren’t you I just
chugged 240 with my asshole I’m a team
player
you
through the laundry found these new
phones almost ripped that down for me
tonight I’m tearing these up with my
teeth like an old school cartoon gonna
go honey
Mitch does your daughter’s I’m ready you
look beautiful I used to hold that girl
in the palm of my hand he was becoming a
woman you’re gonna have to deal with
that thanks dad why are you here you
think I’m gonna miss the most important
that if you’re young there’s not
graduation graduation is for losers
tonight is the first night of our adult
lives I want to go to prom gonna lose my
goddamn virginity prom night it’s kind
of perfect I’m in Julie left her laptop
open you guys are still on our kids all
emojis have a secret meaning Oh
eggplants are dicks this is some kind of
a dick related agreement our girls are
not thinking things through I’m gonna
stop them I’m in I’m fully planning on
having sex tonight
wherever the night takes us the night’s
gonna take us there wherever the wind
sails our ships your ship is going into
my harbor
there didn’t rate wwbd what would vin
diesel do Hey fastness furious is
completely unrealistic it’s not a
documentary I get that
I’ll do anything for my daughter what
about chugging contest
bring it no no right we’re butt chugging
on the count of three they got a lager
or an IPA does it doesn’t matter oh my
god Jesus be spit-roasting himself are
you a team player or aren’t you I just
chugged 240 with my asshole I’m a team
player
you
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