medical marijuana is already a
multibillion-dollar industry the future
is this weed pill I’m still not sure
about this look most people will tell
you as Alden walked on the moment but
even a complete idiot will tell you Neil
Armstrong did it first and do you know
why he went first because he pushed Buzz
Aldrin out of the way I’m satisfied
[Laughter]
[Music]
look man you had some deep water Harold
like bankruptcy dude then cash pool no
I’m saying you’re poor poor tomorrow you
can apply to Mexico what we want you to
hand-deliver the weed pill formula to
the lab no I’m not supposed to touch the
minibar but I’m going to do it you know
I don’t even care anyone I’m doing it
that having what a crybaby Harold I’m
just gonna spit this out okay fee we
sold a little product to the cartels but
when we cut them off they got a little
angry
pretty good again now really luckily I
know a guy I’ve tracked down dictators
if I can find a guy in the middle
manager check the microchip I need to
keep track II can’t scare me with tales
of the big bad cartels and other things
work not in Mexico
cheryl/carol
you really believe in God
of course I believe in God what kind of
person does not believe in God I guess I
kind of do but not things you can just
have to get that every trust me I have
good instincts we’re down to two teams
so for double points what is the name of
the purple Teletubby Susie Winky you’re
both correct he always carried red purse
max is very competitive as mine it’s one
of the reasons I fell in love with him
oh it’s easy
he was an Incredible Hulk Eric Bana
other one Mark Ruffalo other one Lou
Ferrigno primal fear Richard Gere never
played the incredible hi Jesus Christ
Norton guys what do you say we do this
at my house next week this will be a
game night to remember oh boy
tonight we’re taking a game night up a
notch
we don’t need a board and we do not need
pieces we won’t need an extra rudeness
either someone in this room is going to
be taken Oh
I said murder mystery party whoever
finds the victim wins the grand prize
the keys to the Stingray Josie keys no
Ryan the whole car oh yeah this is why
don’t we see the best a lot tonight bye
baby hand me those matches about to burn
this door down
you’re gonna light a fire in a
windowless room that we’re trapped in I
gotta make my idea sound stupid
you’re not gonna know what’s real what’s
fake
is this John real Oh oh my god I always
enjoy the comradery of good friends
stuff and we don’t appreciate what we
have until it’s gone oh because your
wife left you
[Music]
oh so much worse
[Music]
okay I have one idea it’s so crazy it
just might work
you’re gonna crash the car into the
plane like Liam Neeson and taken three
he did that and take a three huh
you missed it thanks baby
this is instructions on how to remove a
bullet didn’t have rubbing alcohol so I
got you this lovely sharp good idea way
to pivot what is helpful in country
living oh that’s the latest there’s a
corn chowder recipe looks really good
huh he loves my chatter do ya
but this mother I’m in what’s going
through the laundry found these new
phone lines become a strip that down for
me tonight I’m tearing these up with my
teeth like an old school cartoon vinegar
honey Mitch does your daughter’s okay
I’m ready
you look beautiful I used to hold that
girl in the palm of my hand
Kayla’s becoming a woman you’re gonna
have to deal with that thanks dad why
are you here you think I’m gonna miss
the most important that if you’re young
hey there’s my graduation graduation is
for losers tonight is the first night of
our adult lives I want to go to prom
gonna lose my goddamn virginity prom
night it’s kind of perfect
I’m in Julie after that top roping
you’re just doing our kids all emojis
have a secret meaning Oh eggplants are
dicks this is some kind of a dick
related agreement our girls are not
thinking things through I’m gonna stop
them I’m in I’m fully planning on having
sex to me wherever the night takes us
the night’s gonna take us there wherever
the wind sails our ships your ship is
going into my Harbor
[Music]
there did only wwvv what would Vin
Diesel do
hey fastness furious is completely
unrealistic it’s not a documentary I get
that
I’ll do anything for my daughter what
about chugging contest
bring it no no right we’re butt chugging
on the count of three they got a lager
or an IPA does it doesn’t it doesn’t
matter oh my god Jesus he’s
spit-roasting himself
are you a team player or aren’t you I
just chugged a 40 with my asshole I’m a
team player
[Music]
[Music]
I was born into war brought it into it
people think they understand that but
they have no concept of it what’s the
most pain you’ve ever felt maybe the
kind that leaves you more machine man
wait no stop what in the actual ass Dale
what why why are the visual effects not
done it’s a metal arm it’s not like
we’re trying to remove a mustache oh
fuck it
I’ll do it myself I’m table and I’m from
the future and I like blowing shit up
oh no sheriff Deadpool you know you’re a
lot taller in the shut up you little
asshole take this regeneration powers
activate that’s not something simple I
got the stones to help you buddy they’re
done already
oh wow that was unrealistic we fast okay
Eddie
your time’s up you dumb fuck well that’s
just lazy writing
[Music]
sophomores the assignment was to write
to a role model someone you admire miss
miles here to tell us who you wrote –
Anton Vincent the dictator you found
evidence on their computers yes they do
not have computers and then how did you
know they were traitors
you said they were sir I admire his
style
dear Tatiana your letters have been a
welcome respite from my struggles there
is a rebel faction that wants to behead
me there is no one I can trust I can
totally relate my mom is having an
affair with her creepy boss my school is
ruled by some Mean Girls that call
themselves slushies and the guy I’m into
is a Jesus Freak I’m sorry I don’t know
why I did that sometimes they feel like
you’re the only one who gets me
communist dictator Anton Vinson has been
ousted and still unaccounted for
you’re smaller than I imagined you’re
older I’m very fine but you need a
disguise this is me please don’t be mad
I was gonna tell you gonna keep a child
molester is a dictator he is a political
refugee completely harmless is a
horrible person you have power you don’t
know how to wield it easy for you to say
rebel never accepts the rebel charges
and the moment is right disrupt the
slushy sow with decisive action you must
have the courage to do what you believe
even that’s the ones that you love
I’m proud of you why you became a rebel
[Applause]
she was the girl of my dreams that was
the moment I knew that it was done we
met three years ago you are a league of
their own right you gari excellent what
is your favorite drink grapefruit juice
with vodka and three maraschino cherries
hey you wanna get out of here yeah it
was the perfect first date so much fun
but I went too long and then I got hug
death oh this is so nice to have a good
guy friend I can’t even tell you
[Music]
in love with a tree only I could go back
and do it with you differently all right
could be the granite guy should we want
could you tell me what year it is it’s
the 2014 I just traveled back in time
right now I have someone to meet what’s
your favorite drink
mine is grapefruit juice with – vodka
and exactly three maraschino cherries
that’s my favorite drink juice what this
is the psycho I was telling you about
you didn’t guess that I was an army brat
you already knew that you’re a stalker
soccer’s or we’re like two inch coats
and no underwear and I am clearly
wearing underwear look
[Music]
the photo booth is a time machine this
is gonna be the best night of your life
I can deal with best night of my life
follow what I do ready
what’s up girl hmm what’s up girl
huh are you doing the Joker
impersonation this is no this is like it
was good
all else fails be an asshole be an
asshole not hard asshole soft asshole
don’t forget your leather pants oh my
god I went full asshole I have no
control over any of this I admit the
decision and then I wake up three years
later with the consequences I thought
things were supposed to happen for a
reason things happen for no reason at
all but they create opportunities the
question is can you recognize that next
opportunity when it matters the most
[Music]
oh I’m gonna Bob shut up mom
I got about it’s it’s fine I’m sorry my
bomb threat ruin your magic or even
didn’t have a great life
[Music]
why am I even trying to be a nurse I’m
gonna be delivering pizzas and cleaning
carpets for the rest of my life you’re
very attractive for a carpeting lady
although you may be could do something
with your hair yeah no that’s not it
it’s your face yeah give me a neck you
know I was just hired to do carpets
right you’re fired
I bet you haven’t worked a single day in
your entire self-absorbed life just pay
me and I’ll be on my way
nope he’s the devil I owe the cleaning
company 3000 bucks for a new machine and
they fired me rich people he’d get away
with everything I don’t know what day it
is I don’t even know my own name of
ninja in our little town that’s him I
have an idea that is poetic in its
justice I’m here to pick up my husband
give me my wife for better worse baby
yep we had to use the sperm donor you’re
getting picked up for work bright and
early I work three jobs
I’m gonna fake husband
[Music]
so we need to take them to the hospital
even Bobby nobody else do it like that
good afternoon my Scotia as you know
parole and a privilege it’s a mistake
but it happened and if I were to be
released I would um I would just want
the simple life I just want to hold down
a job make some friends you know pay my
bills even if this was possible it makes
twenty paint seven people why do you
need to do this cuz it’s what I’m gonna
how long would it take you to make seven
pieces of jewelry in five or six hours
how long if I told you you didn’t have
to live with your mother anymore it’s
neat the one it was quite what do you
bless
which man named wall which real name
Abel what if we could make all this go
away then purrs as well sorry okay I’m
with my family I told you coming in
garage finally tell you how big a job
knows I’m out good job I’ll be back
before you know can I come with you this
is mommy’s very special work trip
[Music]
in three and a half weeks the Met will
be hosting its annual ball and we are
going to Robin not the ball itself the
neck of Daphne Kluger valued at over a
hundred million dollars revenge it’s a
twofer do not run a job in a job
[Music]
there’s fish can’t we just go to this do
we have to steal stuff yes
[Music]
is it genetic of the whole family like
this literally
[Music]
you
breaking news a star-studded event at
the level Hotel in Los Angeles has been
taken over by armed gunmen we now go to
a live feed from the assailants and can
confirm that one of the hostages is
international pop star shaggy
yeah you know saying he’s happening say
wasn’t me singing it shaggy
honey came in and she caught me
red-handed creeping with a girl next
door this we were both butt-naked and
you know that’s too far
how do i fork instead I have given a
extra key
[Music]
we have three waiters on the run I think
we should turn ourselves in
what’s with the buckets I’m showing them
I’m unarmed we can take them my name is
Alex but three exes I’m about to go
explosive on these motherfuckers 3x
means poison by the way it’s also a Vin
Diesel movie
[Music]
sorry
new seals transporters what are you
doing up there Oh God the hell are you
doing they’re here to help us but not
get a little coolies shit getting saved
by the LAPD even listen to Kendrick
Lamar loves me I can’t believe I
followed a loser like you around for
years
guys stop you just shot at me I shot
near you bitch
[Music]
– –
let’s do it they’ve been waiting for a
second chance waiting for their country
to need them again
that time is meow you guys give me if I
kill that bird Barbara that’s a bald
eagle get away Baldy guys what do I win
one-way ticket to hell it turns out the
french-canadian town st. George junior
rock is actually on American soil
you’ll be phasing out a Canadian Mountie
unit best behavior boy our idea of a
good time either fellas personally I’d
rather fuck a moose you wouldn’t need a
ladder to do that Wow let’s give a big
Canadian welcome to the vanwall highway
by far come on guys they’ve come up here
to tell us how great it’s gonna be for
all of us to become Americans
this is happening mr. Mousavi I killed
Vitas was alleged in either of you speak
English I did we would like to eat your
paper can you show me your party papers
this time everything will be by the book
everything
hey Tim Horton’s ghost
we’re gonna get for you guys whole beer
liter of Cola what did you say do you
want a liter of Cola Canada’s pretty
awesome don’t do that
should I shoot them
brother Sokka grey poupon machi de
saturated weed feather duster Co are so
name is Rob Liefeld catcher Luc
Robitaille delt onion PA Fran Tarkenton
t-nut was their prophet
[Music]
I don’t regret staying at home and being
your mom but I regret not getting my
degree
that’s why somebody’s mom just enrolled
in college I’m referring to myself I’ll
see you around the quad nobody says that
mom well bring it back I think those
guys just checked you out they’re just
looking at my smock it tends to catch
the light mom you’re a college girl now
and we gotta make some changes
no we don’t know where that’s been oh
gosh
what are you 20 in the stacks a nurse
Lex no shut up frame I’m older and wiser
this essentially a Google ask me
anything
turn off your boo Google you’re scaring
me I think my google scared Jack last
night oh my god but in a good way I like
when you intentionally go through a
haunted house
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
yeah that could be a nasty sprain why
don’t I get you some ice
maybe a cup of coffee what’s in the
holder there my infidelity formula your
infidelity formula that it works ten
million people that greatly and as a
fail-safe you break up after six months
of dating
statistically speaking it’s not safe to
date for longer than that what if I
could offer a way to prove your theory
wrong I don’t see how you’d be able to
do that all we would need to do is find
a group of people who’ve been in a
relationship for longer than six months
and give them an opportunity to cheat
without getting caught what are you
proposing I’m suggesting a little
competition I pick five of my friends
who’ve been in a relationship for longer
than six months and you pick the
Enchantress’s who will be their downfall
oh that’s great
chest out well what is a competition
that’s three out of five wins underwear
is perfect she wants you to go to her
place to show her how to use gym equip
you know I’m a professional didn’t get
your mind out of there
you’re wrong about people it’s not that
simple but it is good thing this is
almost over you turn it into a regular
gangster it’s not over yet
[Music]
you
multibillion-dollar industry the future
is this weed pill I’m still not sure
about this look most people will tell
you as Alden walked on the moment but
even a complete idiot will tell you Neil
Armstrong did it first and do you know
why he went first because he pushed Buzz
Aldrin out of the way I’m satisfied
[Laughter]
[Music]
look man you had some deep water Harold
like bankruptcy dude then cash pool no
I’m saying you’re poor poor tomorrow you
can apply to Mexico what we want you to
hand-deliver the weed pill formula to
the lab no I’m not supposed to touch the
minibar but I’m going to do it you know
I don’t even care anyone I’m doing it
that having what a crybaby Harold I’m
just gonna spit this out okay fee we
sold a little product to the cartels but
when we cut them off they got a little
angry
pretty good again now really luckily I
know a guy I’ve tracked down dictators
if I can find a guy in the middle
manager check the microchip I need to
keep track II can’t scare me with tales
of the big bad cartels and other things
work not in Mexico
cheryl/carol
you really believe in God
of course I believe in God what kind of
person does not believe in God I guess I
kind of do but not things you can just
have to get that every trust me I have
good instincts we’re down to two teams
so for double points what is the name of
the purple Teletubby Susie Winky you’re
both correct he always carried red purse
max is very competitive as mine it’s one
of the reasons I fell in love with him
oh it’s easy
he was an Incredible Hulk Eric Bana
other one Mark Ruffalo other one Lou
Ferrigno primal fear Richard Gere never
played the incredible hi Jesus Christ
Norton guys what do you say we do this
at my house next week this will be a
game night to remember oh boy
tonight we’re taking a game night up a
notch
we don’t need a board and we do not need
pieces we won’t need an extra rudeness
either someone in this room is going to
be taken Oh
I said murder mystery party whoever
finds the victim wins the grand prize
the keys to the Stingray Josie keys no
Ryan the whole car oh yeah this is why
don’t we see the best a lot tonight bye
baby hand me those matches about to burn
this door down
you’re gonna light a fire in a
windowless room that we’re trapped in I
gotta make my idea sound stupid
you’re not gonna know what’s real what’s
fake
is this John real Oh oh my god I always
enjoy the comradery of good friends
stuff and we don’t appreciate what we
have until it’s gone oh because your
wife left you
[Music]
oh so much worse
[Music]
okay I have one idea it’s so crazy it
just might work
you’re gonna crash the car into the
plane like Liam Neeson and taken three
he did that and take a three huh
you missed it thanks baby
this is instructions on how to remove a
bullet didn’t have rubbing alcohol so I
got you this lovely sharp good idea way
to pivot what is helpful in country
living oh that’s the latest there’s a
corn chowder recipe looks really good
huh he loves my chatter do ya
but this mother I’m in what’s going
through the laundry found these new
phone lines become a strip that down for
me tonight I’m tearing these up with my
teeth like an old school cartoon vinegar
honey Mitch does your daughter’s okay
I’m ready
you look beautiful I used to hold that
girl in the palm of my hand
Kayla’s becoming a woman you’re gonna
have to deal with that thanks dad why
are you here you think I’m gonna miss
the most important that if you’re young
hey there’s my graduation graduation is
for losers tonight is the first night of
our adult lives I want to go to prom
gonna lose my goddamn virginity prom
night it’s kind of perfect
I’m in Julie after that top roping
you’re just doing our kids all emojis
have a secret meaning Oh eggplants are
dicks this is some kind of a dick
related agreement our girls are not
thinking things through I’m gonna stop
them I’m in I’m fully planning on having
sex to me wherever the night takes us
the night’s gonna take us there wherever
the wind sails our ships your ship is
going into my Harbor
[Music]
there did only wwvv what would Vin
Diesel do
hey fastness furious is completely
unrealistic it’s not a documentary I get
that
I’ll do anything for my daughter what
about chugging contest
bring it no no right we’re butt chugging
on the count of three they got a lager
or an IPA does it doesn’t it doesn’t
matter oh my god Jesus he’s
spit-roasting himself
are you a team player or aren’t you I
just chugged a 40 with my asshole I’m a
team player
[Music]
[Music]
I was born into war brought it into it
people think they understand that but
they have no concept of it what’s the
most pain you’ve ever felt maybe the
kind that leaves you more machine man
wait no stop what in the actual ass Dale
what why why are the visual effects not
done it’s a metal arm it’s not like
we’re trying to remove a mustache oh
fuck it
I’ll do it myself I’m table and I’m from
the future and I like blowing shit up
oh no sheriff Deadpool you know you’re a
lot taller in the shut up you little
asshole take this regeneration powers
activate that’s not something simple I
got the stones to help you buddy they’re
done already
oh wow that was unrealistic we fast okay
Eddie
your time’s up you dumb fuck well that’s
just lazy writing
[Music]
sophomores the assignment was to write
to a role model someone you admire miss
miles here to tell us who you wrote –
Anton Vincent the dictator you found
evidence on their computers yes they do
not have computers and then how did you
know they were traitors
you said they were sir I admire his
style
dear Tatiana your letters have been a
welcome respite from my struggles there
is a rebel faction that wants to behead
me there is no one I can trust I can
totally relate my mom is having an
affair with her creepy boss my school is
ruled by some Mean Girls that call
themselves slushies and the guy I’m into
is a Jesus Freak I’m sorry I don’t know
why I did that sometimes they feel like
you’re the only one who gets me
communist dictator Anton Vinson has been
ousted and still unaccounted for
you’re smaller than I imagined you’re
older I’m very fine but you need a
disguise this is me please don’t be mad
I was gonna tell you gonna keep a child
molester is a dictator he is a political
refugee completely harmless is a
horrible person you have power you don’t
know how to wield it easy for you to say
rebel never accepts the rebel charges
and the moment is right disrupt the
slushy sow with decisive action you must
have the courage to do what you believe
even that’s the ones that you love
I’m proud of you why you became a rebel
[Applause]
she was the girl of my dreams that was
the moment I knew that it was done we
met three years ago you are a league of
their own right you gari excellent what
is your favorite drink grapefruit juice
with vodka and three maraschino cherries
hey you wanna get out of here yeah it
was the perfect first date so much fun
but I went too long and then I got hug
death oh this is so nice to have a good
guy friend I can’t even tell you
[Music]
in love with a tree only I could go back
and do it with you differently all right
could be the granite guy should we want
could you tell me what year it is it’s
the 2014 I just traveled back in time
right now I have someone to meet what’s
your favorite drink
mine is grapefruit juice with – vodka
and exactly three maraschino cherries
that’s my favorite drink juice what this
is the psycho I was telling you about
you didn’t guess that I was an army brat
you already knew that you’re a stalker
soccer’s or we’re like two inch coats
and no underwear and I am clearly
wearing underwear look
[Music]
the photo booth is a time machine this
is gonna be the best night of your life
I can deal with best night of my life
follow what I do ready
what’s up girl hmm what’s up girl
huh are you doing the Joker
impersonation this is no this is like it
was good
all else fails be an asshole be an
asshole not hard asshole soft asshole
don’t forget your leather pants oh my
god I went full asshole I have no
control over any of this I admit the
decision and then I wake up three years
later with the consequences I thought
things were supposed to happen for a
reason things happen for no reason at
all but they create opportunities the
question is can you recognize that next
opportunity when it matters the most
[Music]
oh I’m gonna Bob shut up mom
I got about it’s it’s fine I’m sorry my
bomb threat ruin your magic or even
didn’t have a great life
[Music]
why am I even trying to be a nurse I’m
gonna be delivering pizzas and cleaning
carpets for the rest of my life you’re
very attractive for a carpeting lady
although you may be could do something
with your hair yeah no that’s not it
it’s your face yeah give me a neck you
know I was just hired to do carpets
right you’re fired
I bet you haven’t worked a single day in
your entire self-absorbed life just pay
me and I’ll be on my way
nope he’s the devil I owe the cleaning
company 3000 bucks for a new machine and
they fired me rich people he’d get away
with everything I don’t know what day it
is I don’t even know my own name of
ninja in our little town that’s him I
have an idea that is poetic in its
justice I’m here to pick up my husband
give me my wife for better worse baby
yep we had to use the sperm donor you’re
getting picked up for work bright and
early I work three jobs
I’m gonna fake husband
[Music]
so we need to take them to the hospital
even Bobby nobody else do it like that
good afternoon my Scotia as you know
parole and a privilege it’s a mistake
but it happened and if I were to be
released I would um I would just want
the simple life I just want to hold down
a job make some friends you know pay my
bills even if this was possible it makes
twenty paint seven people why do you
need to do this cuz it’s what I’m gonna
how long would it take you to make seven
pieces of jewelry in five or six hours
how long if I told you you didn’t have
to live with your mother anymore it’s
neat the one it was quite what do you
bless
which man named wall which real name
Abel what if we could make all this go
away then purrs as well sorry okay I’m
with my family I told you coming in
garage finally tell you how big a job
knows I’m out good job I’ll be back
before you know can I come with you this
is mommy’s very special work trip
[Music]
in three and a half weeks the Met will
be hosting its annual ball and we are
going to Robin not the ball itself the
neck of Daphne Kluger valued at over a
hundred million dollars revenge it’s a
twofer do not run a job in a job
[Music]
there’s fish can’t we just go to this do
we have to steal stuff yes
[Music]
is it genetic of the whole family like
this literally
[Music]
you
breaking news a star-studded event at
the level Hotel in Los Angeles has been
taken over by armed gunmen we now go to
a live feed from the assailants and can
confirm that one of the hostages is
international pop star shaggy
yeah you know saying he’s happening say
wasn’t me singing it shaggy
honey came in and she caught me
red-handed creeping with a girl next
door this we were both butt-naked and
you know that’s too far
how do i fork instead I have given a
extra key
[Music]
we have three waiters on the run I think
we should turn ourselves in
what’s with the buckets I’m showing them
I’m unarmed we can take them my name is
Alex but three exes I’m about to go
explosive on these motherfuckers 3x
means poison by the way it’s also a Vin
Diesel movie
[Music]
sorry
new seals transporters what are you
doing up there Oh God the hell are you
doing they’re here to help us but not
get a little coolies shit getting saved
by the LAPD even listen to Kendrick
Lamar loves me I can’t believe I
followed a loser like you around for
years
guys stop you just shot at me I shot
near you bitch
[Music]
– –
let’s do it they’ve been waiting for a
second chance waiting for their country
to need them again
that time is meow you guys give me if I
kill that bird Barbara that’s a bald
eagle get away Baldy guys what do I win
one-way ticket to hell it turns out the
french-canadian town st. George junior
rock is actually on American soil
you’ll be phasing out a Canadian Mountie
unit best behavior boy our idea of a
good time either fellas personally I’d
rather fuck a moose you wouldn’t need a
ladder to do that Wow let’s give a big
Canadian welcome to the vanwall highway
by far come on guys they’ve come up here
to tell us how great it’s gonna be for
all of us to become Americans
this is happening mr. Mousavi I killed
Vitas was alleged in either of you speak
English I did we would like to eat your
paper can you show me your party papers
this time everything will be by the book
everything
hey Tim Horton’s ghost
we’re gonna get for you guys whole beer
liter of Cola what did you say do you
want a liter of Cola Canada’s pretty
awesome don’t do that
should I shoot them
brother Sokka grey poupon machi de
saturated weed feather duster Co are so
name is Rob Liefeld catcher Luc
Robitaille delt onion PA Fran Tarkenton
t-nut was their prophet
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I don’t regret staying at home and being
your mom but I regret not getting my
degree
that’s why somebody’s mom just enrolled
in college I’m referring to myself I’ll
see you around the quad nobody says that
mom well bring it back I think those
guys just checked you out they’re just
looking at my smock it tends to catch
the light mom you’re a college girl now
and we gotta make some changes
no we don’t know where that’s been oh
gosh
what are you 20 in the stacks a nurse
Lex no shut up frame I’m older and wiser
this essentially a Google ask me
anything
turn off your boo Google you’re scaring
me I think my google scared Jack last
night oh my god but in a good way I like
when you intentionally go through a
haunted house
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yeah that could be a nasty sprain why
don’t I get you some ice
maybe a cup of coffee what’s in the
holder there my infidelity formula your
infidelity formula that it works ten
million people that greatly and as a
fail-safe you break up after six months
of dating
statistically speaking it’s not safe to
date for longer than that what if I
could offer a way to prove your theory
wrong I don’t see how you’d be able to
do that all we would need to do is find
a group of people who’ve been in a
relationship for longer than six months
and give them an opportunity to cheat
without getting caught what are you
proposing I’m suggesting a little
competition I pick five of my friends
who’ve been in a relationship for longer
than six months and you pick the
Enchantress’s who will be their downfall
oh that’s great
chest out well what is a competition
that’s three out of five wins underwear
is perfect she wants you to go to her
place to show her how to use gym equip
you know I’m a professional didn’t get
your mind out of there
you’re wrong about people it’s not that
simple but it is good thing this is
almost over you turn it into a regular
gangster it’s not over yet
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