last summer I was working for a
consultant in Midtown it was an
objectively crappy job you know you’re
not the only one right in clarity just
by the end of today could you just tell
the front desk that if my mom calls –
just um you know tell her that I stepped
out to lunch or something just for today
until I get a new job I can email you to
let you know what I do you know what you
want to do like with your life this is
David Shapiro I sell weed now David keep
all your conversations to a minimum you
understand me you call me when you need
all right seem nice one night I met a
girl
you wanna dance you know I don’t I don’t
really dance that was how I met Kate
okay I can’t do this like I think when
you touched my boob that’s sort of when
I I sort of drew the line sure sure
how am I gonna so all of us could you
just not sell it and then say that you
did can I also get some of those baggies
please you got a lot of jewellery what
do you I do you think that that is what
you put in the baggage oh yeah that’s
why I need the baggies is for my career
a fertility yeah oh god sorry
everyone’s worried about you because you
sell weed on the Internet
I should probably just got these what
are those I don’t know what’s going on
with you though are you okay
thank you get the check
separate separate bills I just really
want the best for you I mean I really
care about you every time we hang out I
feel worried that the DEA is gonna show
out the DEA yeah really
yeah I don’t know what else to do this
is something that I’m glad
can’t be a part-time drug dealers um
I’ll take blueberries then does it have
like blueberry plant DNA like spliced
into it or something no bee
you
consultant in Midtown it was an
objectively crappy job you know you’re
not the only one right in clarity just
by the end of today could you just tell
the front desk that if my mom calls –
just um you know tell her that I stepped
out to lunch or something just for today
until I get a new job I can email you to
let you know what I do you know what you
want to do like with your life this is
David Shapiro I sell weed now David keep
all your conversations to a minimum you
understand me you call me when you need
all right seem nice one night I met a
girl
you wanna dance you know I don’t I don’t
really dance that was how I met Kate
okay I can’t do this like I think when
you touched my boob that’s sort of when
I I sort of drew the line sure sure
how am I gonna so all of us could you
just not sell it and then say that you
did can I also get some of those baggies
please you got a lot of jewellery what
do you I do you think that that is what
you put in the baggage oh yeah that’s
why I need the baggies is for my career
a fertility yeah oh god sorry
everyone’s worried about you because you
sell weed on the Internet
I should probably just got these what
are those I don’t know what’s going on
with you though are you okay
thank you get the check
separate separate bills I just really
want the best for you I mean I really
care about you every time we hang out I
feel worried that the DEA is gonna show
out the DEA yeah really
yeah I don’t know what else to do this
is something that I’m glad
can’t be a part-time drug dealers um
I’ll take blueberries then does it have
like blueberry plant DNA like spliced
into it or something no bee
you
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