it’s the most always loves Christmas but
as a mom it’s a lot of work and between
the wrapping the shopping the cooking
the decorating there’s almost no time to
actually enjoy it
and only one thing oh no what is it
could make it even more stressful my
mother’s coming for Christmas I’m here
to see my daughter on Easter it’s
Christmas twizzle we cannot wait in
every waking minute with you oh no
where’s your tree Jim I’m a 34 year old
woman and she’s still telling me to live
my life I’m home got her hair cut and
colored exactly like honey we don’t like
to use the word normal you were gonna be
my best friend forever yeah
I want to throw a Christmas party
where’s my house yes and a hundred and
eighty-four people are coming how much
service class can you put a price tag on
wonder actually clients bring joy
Christmas this year you are a mom moms
don’t and joy they give joy she’s gonna
keep treating her like this until you
fight her physically perfect decorations
on what perfect anything and Christmas
that didn’t come out exactly as I
planned it but you guys
that’s my daughter thinks that I’m so
hard on her I had a horrible mother she
once slapped me for wearing open-toed
shoes on a sailboat it was two months
ago
kind of our first day
Sanna number two how few days me Oh
waxing these balls slight staying on
your nutsack I don’t think I’ve ever
felt this way about another human being
in my entire life I can pull my butt
crack open for you if you want no one’s
ever asked that they could hold their
butt crack open for me before I’ll hold
my butt crack open for you anytime you
want Carla that is so romantic
anytime I think I’m too fucked up one in
this group you open your mouth we went
to prom together
oh and then I’m like I’m doing great
as a mom it’s a lot of work and between
the wrapping the shopping the cooking
the decorating there’s almost no time to
actually enjoy it
and only one thing oh no what is it
could make it even more stressful my
mother’s coming for Christmas I’m here
to see my daughter on Easter it’s
Christmas twizzle we cannot wait in
every waking minute with you oh no
where’s your tree Jim I’m a 34 year old
woman and she’s still telling me to live
my life I’m home got her hair cut and
colored exactly like honey we don’t like
to use the word normal you were gonna be
my best friend forever yeah
I want to throw a Christmas party
where’s my house yes and a hundred and
eighty-four people are coming how much
service class can you put a price tag on
wonder actually clients bring joy
Christmas this year you are a mom moms
don’t and joy they give joy she’s gonna
keep treating her like this until you
fight her physically perfect decorations
on what perfect anything and Christmas
that didn’t come out exactly as I
planned it but you guys
that’s my daughter thinks that I’m so
hard on her I had a horrible mother she
once slapped me for wearing open-toed
shoes on a sailboat it was two months
ago
kind of our first day
Sanna number two how few days me Oh
waxing these balls slight staying on
your nutsack I don’t think I’ve ever
felt this way about another human being
in my entire life I can pull my butt
crack open for you if you want no one’s
ever asked that they could hold their
butt crack open for me before I’ll hold
my butt crack open for you anytime you
want Carla that is so romantic
anytime I think I’m too fucked up one in
this group you open your mouth we went
to prom together
oh and then I’m like I’m doing great
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