Bionic humans zombie Christmas and
skyping chimps just because you don’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
mean they won’t interest you so Cody
what’d you think of the competition
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we give you three cool
funny or weird news stories from the
previous week of human existence and I
forgot to write a clever line so start
the video right now not without a court
order number three Bionic eyeballs look
I know the skin in the metal parseint
comforting but it’s not important right
now there’s that one superhero every kid
grew up hoping to be the Bionic bunny
right Oh Yannick Bunny meets karke bunny
well at least now you can have bionic
eyes an eight minute procedure invented
by Canadian optometrist dr. Garth web
can save you a lifetime of squinting and
lens cleaning my cursors called the
Occupy on a cleanse this custom-made
lens has folded like a taco and inserted
into the eye using a saline filled
syringe it unfolds itself and adjusts
within seconds permanently fixing ones
eyesight I can see
but you were hoping for bionic limbs
right due back at least another company
called spring-loaded technology can
bring you some passive Bionic devices
the result is a line of new braces that
can reduce fatigue while effectively
enhancing the strength and power of your
leg muscles their levitation knee brace
serves as a shock absorption system
being marketed to athletes of any level
that have suffered from joint or
muscular pain apparently it can help you
move like you are 50 to 100 pounds
lighter as well but you’re not fat
anymore Oh out on the subway day perhaps
the most shocking part though is that
the levitation knee brace is in no way
affiliated with chris angel the mind
freak chris angel was just like
eliminating like out of nowhere number 2
i’m dreaming of a zombie christmas I’m
dreaming fishman frankincense myrrh and
brains for the second edition of their
zombie themed nativity scene Jason and
Amanda Dixon constructed a display of
dead I’d wise men spooky Christmas music
and a razor tooth baby Jesus I don’t
agree with the idea you know it ruffled
the tree skirts of some locals though
who left a pamphlet as zombie Jesus’s
feet reading God frowns upon this manger
scene amen zoning officials in the area
were not pleased either and gave the
couple a deadline to have the permit
list structure taken down the Dixons
unconfirmed if related to a Daryl Dixon
you had just comic opted to ignore the
deadline however calling the display a
quote wonderful piece of artwork that
will cost them five hundred dollars for
every day that it sits on their lawn
clearly out of shits to give though I’m
gonna leave it up they’ll be collecting
donations to improve the structure even
more for next year’s display and to
cover any fine faces the zombies may eat
ah I mean cover any fines they might
face from the city people need to know
who the hell’s in charge here number one
salsbury skype
I can’t see the city life British music
legend Peter Gabriel has had a long and
prolific career as a frontman of Genesis
and as a solo artist
just and shama so it’s only logical that
he takes this next step teaching chips
how to internet
it’s part of a project devoted to
exploring the remarkable communication
skills of intelligent species like apes
dolphins and elephants and seeing if
these skills transfer over to the
digital world you know that feeling when
you and Bay get separated on a fruit and
nut hunt through the jungle Gabriel the
monkey world 8 rescue center and
massachusetts institute of technology
might have the solution as they plan to
use Skype to see if the internet could
have benefits to other species I mean we
already know apes can lay down a sick
drum fill so who’s to say there wouldn’t
be total bosses at skype and how good is
there trolling game so what other
holidays do you want to see zombified
this is a bad idea is the only idea if
you want to suggest a story or just talk
about what you want for christmas get
involved by tweeting us at the dispatch
WM and for your weekly dispatch of
offbeat news stories and top 10 lists
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com you get to the count of
10 I still see your face after that I’m
gutting both of you down
you
skyping chimps just because you don’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
mean they won’t interest you so Cody
what’d you think of the competition
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we give you three cool
funny or weird news stories from the
previous week of human existence and I
forgot to write a clever line so start
the video right now not without a court
order number three Bionic eyeballs look
I know the skin in the metal parseint
comforting but it’s not important right
now there’s that one superhero every kid
grew up hoping to be the Bionic bunny
right Oh Yannick Bunny meets karke bunny
well at least now you can have bionic
eyes an eight minute procedure invented
by Canadian optometrist dr. Garth web
can save you a lifetime of squinting and
lens cleaning my cursors called the
Occupy on a cleanse this custom-made
lens has folded like a taco and inserted
into the eye using a saline filled
syringe it unfolds itself and adjusts
within seconds permanently fixing ones
eyesight I can see
but you were hoping for bionic limbs
right due back at least another company
called spring-loaded technology can
bring you some passive Bionic devices
the result is a line of new braces that
can reduce fatigue while effectively
enhancing the strength and power of your
leg muscles their levitation knee brace
serves as a shock absorption system
being marketed to athletes of any level
that have suffered from joint or
muscular pain apparently it can help you
move like you are 50 to 100 pounds
lighter as well but you’re not fat
anymore Oh out on the subway day perhaps
the most shocking part though is that
the levitation knee brace is in no way
affiliated with chris angel the mind
freak chris angel was just like
eliminating like out of nowhere number 2
i’m dreaming of a zombie christmas I’m
dreaming fishman frankincense myrrh and
brains for the second edition of their
zombie themed nativity scene Jason and
Amanda Dixon constructed a display of
dead I’d wise men spooky Christmas music
and a razor tooth baby Jesus I don’t
agree with the idea you know it ruffled
the tree skirts of some locals though
who left a pamphlet as zombie Jesus’s
feet reading God frowns upon this manger
scene amen zoning officials in the area
were not pleased either and gave the
couple a deadline to have the permit
list structure taken down the Dixons
unconfirmed if related to a Daryl Dixon
you had just comic opted to ignore the
deadline however calling the display a
quote wonderful piece of artwork that
will cost them five hundred dollars for
every day that it sits on their lawn
clearly out of shits to give though I’m
gonna leave it up they’ll be collecting
donations to improve the structure even
more for next year’s display and to
cover any fine faces the zombies may eat
ah I mean cover any fines they might
face from the city people need to know
who the hell’s in charge here number one
salsbury skype
I can’t see the city life British music
legend Peter Gabriel has had a long and
prolific career as a frontman of Genesis
and as a solo artist
just and shama so it’s only logical that
he takes this next step teaching chips
how to internet
it’s part of a project devoted to
exploring the remarkable communication
skills of intelligent species like apes
dolphins and elephants and seeing if
these skills transfer over to the
digital world you know that feeling when
you and Bay get separated on a fruit and
nut hunt through the jungle Gabriel the
monkey world 8 rescue center and
massachusetts institute of technology
might have the solution as they plan to
use Skype to see if the internet could
have benefits to other species I mean we
already know apes can lay down a sick
drum fill so who’s to say there wouldn’t
be total bosses at skype and how good is
there trolling game so what other
holidays do you want to see zombified
this is a bad idea is the only idea if
you want to suggest a story or just talk
about what you want for christmas get
involved by tweeting us at the dispatch
WM and for your weekly dispatch of
offbeat news stories and top 10 lists
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com you get to the count of
10 I still see your face after that I’m
gutting both of you down
you
Please follow and like us: