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You Know What Really Bothers Me


you know here watchmojo.com I’ve come to
realize that a lot of things annoy me
not only kevin federline and britney
spears but a lot of everyday things too
so I’ve compiled a list number one on my
list of bluetooth earpieces if I see one
more person talking into this Wireless
piece of crap I think I might rip it out
their face and stuff it down their
throat but next thing that bothers me on
my list is Wikipedia I mean this is an
online encyclopedia written by a bunch
of no-name people and you’re actually
supposed to trust them I mean this is
all the website where you can find out
that JFK was shot by Bigfoot you know
what really bothers me Kabbalah I mean
how can you belong to a religion that
sounds like you co ordered in a Greek or
Lebanese restaurant I mean really though
forty dollars and you get to tie a
little red string around your wrist and
I mean of all people britney spares
follows its religion I mean Jesus Christ
that’s reason enough to turn to
Scientology you know what else really
bothers me it’s Paris Hilton I mean how
much longer do I have to go to the
newspapers reading about this bitch I
mean really though she didn’t pass
around more times than a joint of the
Cheech and Chong party time to move on
you know something that really annoys me
is these stupid fad diets you know we
had adkins now we got Jenny Craig we’ve
got weight watchers we’ve got slim fast
we’ve got all this crap well screw that
shit I love me a woman with a little
meat on her you know more cushion for
the pushin I like a girl that’s all not
all meet all pork all everything all day
diet now that’s what I like you know
what’s really annoying oh hi this was my
channel like you um you know what’s
really annoying you know what really
bothers me celebrity poker I mean really
who does a rat’s ass if Matt Damon or
Ben Affleck or that redhead from sunny
Susan is in the hole by 500 bucks and we
got a straight flush in front of them I
mean I certainly don’t give a damn do
you really want to sit on two hours and
watch them get richer while your
broadcast is fourth
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