insults are always funny the price is
wrong bitch assuming you’re not the one
being insulted welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for yet another top 10 funniest movie
insults where did you get those clothes
at the toilet store for this list we’re
taking a look at more ill-mannered
comments designed to disparage the
receiver and humor the audience whether
they’re said in anger or ingest whether
their speeches rants or part of short
conversations they can all make this
list you’re literally too stupid to
insult thank you as long as they’re
meant to belittle someone else we’re
very compatible long as he keeps his
mouth shut
anyway if you didn’t see a big screen
insult you thought should be on the list
be sure to check out our first two lists
of the top 10 funniest movie insults why
am I even listening to to begin with
you’re a virgin who can’t drive number
10
you asked herd monkey for Hamlet to
school cannot allow the exhibition of
Hamlet to sometimes the most random
obscenities can amount to the most
memorable insults in Hamlet – drama
teacher Dana Marsh plans to put on a
musical that will turn heads and make
Shakespeare turn in his grave
it’s called Hamlet – a sequel to Hamlet
by Shakespeare yes when the principal
tries to shut the play down Dana tells
off his boss while also working through
some repressed daddy issues he caps off
his outburst with a final slur that will
appeal to any censored artist his foul
words might hurt the principal but the
cafeteria door hurts Dana’s fingers even
more and if you don’t like it then tough
titties you asked hurt monkey number
nine there’s a name for you ladies the
oh I’ll get over that women do they have
to given all the gossiping and cheating
that takes place in the women it’s only
appropriate that the movie would end
with somebody being referred to as a
bitch
bingo but however back in 1939
it wasn’t exactly considered Orthodox
for ladies to use such a word in movies
through well-constructed dialogue and
clever innuendos though writers could
present course language in a genteel
manner beaten by her frenemies Christel
retreats back to the perfume counter but
not before getting the last laugh well
girls looks like it’s back to the
perfume counter for me she doesn’t
blatantly say it but we know what she
means the name for you ladies but it
isn’t used in high society outside of a
kennel number eight frigid bitch Legally
Blonde it’s a costume party you probably
wouldn’t want to come wear bitch might
have been taboo way back when it’s now
part of our everyday vocabulary Wow
never actually met the woman but my
daughter tells me she can be quite the
little bitch even Harvard students use
this five letter word and Elle Woods
utilizes it to great effect in Legally
Blonde you bitch when rival Vivian
tricks ell into believing a fellow
student is having a costume party she
shows up in Playboy bunny attire thanks
for inviting me girls party is super fun
turns out the invite actually said dress
casually while embarrassed Elle keeps
her head high and burns the frigid
Vivian if being a lawyer didn’t work out
she always could have majored in insults
when I dress up as a frigid bitch
I try not to look
constipated number seven pralines and
dick Wayne’s World give me a flashlight
wrestle Garth Algar is such a simple
humble guy that it’s kind of hard to
imagine him insulting anyone even if
it’s behind his or her back however even
Garth can’t think of anything nice to
say about the backstabbing Benjamin who
has no friends what are you gonna do
you’re gonna be Benjamin’s monkey boy
the rest of your life is that it Garth
perfectly sums Benjamin up by defining
him as an ice cream flavor
Benjamin is no one’s friend it’s one of
many classic one-liners from Wayne’s
World
but why we still can’t buy a pralines
and dick cone at our local ice cream
parlour is beyond us wait maybe not if
Benjamin we’re an ice cream flavor
we’d be pralines and dick number 6 ass
like chewed bubblegum Full Metal Jacket
hi sergeant Hartman your senior if
you’re a cinema trivia nut you know that
our lee ermey improvised most of his
sadistic insults in Full Metal Jacket
and your parents have any children that
live yes sir I bet they regret that
you’re so ugly you could be a modern art
masterpiece considering army was an
actual drill instructor during the
Vietnam War he was born to play gunnery
sergeant Hartman I’ll bet you’re the
kinda guy that person in the ass and not
even have the goddamn common courtesy to
give him a reach-around
the question is which of his insults
should we single out here I didn’t know
they stacked shit that high there are so
many quotable ones but none packs a
greater punch than Hartman’s comparison
of private piles but up to 150 pounds of
chewed bubblegum your ass looks like
about 150 pounds that you bubblegum pile
you know that but at least Pyle knows
how to take severe criticism
not dead mummy and daddy showed you
enough attention when you were a child
number five go shave your back now Mean
Girls Mean Girl your bitch
war is hell but high school is no
cakewalk either
it’s full of jerky guys and Mean Girls
as new student Katy wanders through the
cafeteria
she’s blindsided by an obscene survey
can you answer a few questions okay is
your muffin buttered Regina George is
there though to solidify her titles of
queen bee and queen of insults hey what
is he bothering you Jason why are you
such a skis only Tina Fey could pens
such a hysterically bitchy line as
Regina condemns Jason sending him away
with his head hanging low and his hairy
back hunched do you want to have sex
with him
no thank you good so it’s settled so you
can go shave your back now after he’s
done shaving his back he can go help
shave a fellow students mom’s chest a
suite yeah best week Janice what’s it
made of your mom’s chest hair number
four shit locks the Nutty Professor
usually it’s the stand-up comedian who
attacks the audience but sometimes a
heckler can be even funnier than the
comic
whose titties over after the overweight
insecure sherman klump is transformed
into the thin smooth buddy love the
Nutty Professor gets revenge by roasting
Dave Chappelle’s Reggie look at Reggie’s
gums and teeth look like his mother had
an affair with mr. ed showing no
restraint but he takes shots at
everything from Reggie’s fat mama to his
shitty haircut buddies insulting words
and a piano lid hit Reggie pretty hard
to spin out to a very special lady in
the house tonight it goes to show that
as hilarious as Chappelle is you never
want to try to upstage Eddie Murphy
number three no your face does Tommy boy
it’s nice to see you again mr. insult
say have you seen Richard anywhere chris
farley and David Spade always made for
an endearing comedic pair with one as
the bumbling buffoon and the other as
the sardonic smart aleck you know a lot
of people go to college for seven years
I know they’re called doctors they’re
winning chemistry is best represented in
Tommy Boy
as the guys set out on a sales trip and
wonderfully work off each other in the
process try an association like let’s
say the average person uses 10% of their
brain
how much do you use one and a half
percent Tommy
obviously isn’t the best salesman and
his colleagues sarcastic comments don’t
boost his confidence
the rest is clogged with malted hops and
bong resin this particular retort is
pretty straightforward but it perfectly
encompasses the playful relationship
these comedians shared on screen and in
real life Hayes this soup make me look
fat no no your face does number two
thirty-year-old sprinkler 22 Jump Street
bring it every campus has that one
stuck-up girl who thinks she’s superior
and lets everyone else know it they
learn how to hit in MC State
University’s case that student is
Mercedes this blonde prude naturally
doesn’t approve of her dorm mate
fornicating especially with a guy who
looks significantly older I’m just
saying it’s like all fun and games and
then you wake up in bed next to a 40
year old freshman 19 judgmentally
hovering over the couple before they
even wake up
Mercedes let’s Schmidt know that he’s
too old to be a 19 year old freshman and
way too old to be hooking up with
college students you’re like the loudest
climax er I’ve ever heard it was like
the sound of like a thirty-year-old
sprinkler finally going off for the
first time saying everything in
stone-faced monotone it’s a lesson in
hilarious insults 101 it’s me
before our top pick tells us off here
are a few honorable mentions I won that
I remember your first talking yeah what
did you ever win a pie-eating contest
what do you think of difficut n shish
bastard a belligerent old fart to work
with steaming pile of cow dung
figuratively speaking
big trouble though pal I eat pieces of
shit like you for breakfast
you read pieces of shit for breakfast
know who speak to you you know steamed
in me twice well I won’t tell I’ll have
to remember that one next time I’m
throwing off your mom for 20 bucks I’ll
call the guy a chicken easy rod easy rod
license and registration
chicken number one not even interesting
enough to make me sick
The Witches of Eastwick are you trying
to seduce me dream of seducing you
Alexander this ranch from The Witches of
Eastwick is like 10 epic insults for the
price of one
although Daryl Van Horn views himself as
God’s gift to the world
Alexandra believes otherwise what is it
that you think you’re doing direct with
you as I know I thought you might
appreciate it
tired of Daryl’s egotism and seductions
she tells him off with a laundry list of
his many negatives Alexandra’s remarks
are warranted as Jerell is in fact the
devil and likely deserves even harsher
words anyway I always like a little
pussy after lunch what do you say as
repulsed as Alexandra might be by Daryl
she’s not immune to his charms
you are physically repulsive
intellectually retarded you’re morally
reprehensible vulgar insensitive selfish
stupid you have no taste a lousy sense
of humor and you smell you know you’re
not even interesting enough to make me
sick
while his cons outweigh is pros Daryl is
just too tempting for Alexandra to
resist
do you agree with our list sir yes sir
what hilarious insult broke your funny
bone how do we look chubby
please politely leave your response in
the comments section and for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
wrong bitch assuming you’re not the one
being insulted welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for yet another top 10 funniest movie
insults where did you get those clothes
at the toilet store for this list we’re
taking a look at more ill-mannered
comments designed to disparage the
receiver and humor the audience whether
they’re said in anger or ingest whether
their speeches rants or part of short
conversations they can all make this
list you’re literally too stupid to
insult thank you as long as they’re
meant to belittle someone else we’re
very compatible long as he keeps his
mouth shut
anyway if you didn’t see a big screen
insult you thought should be on the list
be sure to check out our first two lists
of the top 10 funniest movie insults why
am I even listening to to begin with
you’re a virgin who can’t drive number
10
you asked herd monkey for Hamlet to
school cannot allow the exhibition of
Hamlet to sometimes the most random
obscenities can amount to the most
memorable insults in Hamlet – drama
teacher Dana Marsh plans to put on a
musical that will turn heads and make
Shakespeare turn in his grave
it’s called Hamlet – a sequel to Hamlet
by Shakespeare yes when the principal
tries to shut the play down Dana tells
off his boss while also working through
some repressed daddy issues he caps off
his outburst with a final slur that will
appeal to any censored artist his foul
words might hurt the principal but the
cafeteria door hurts Dana’s fingers even
more and if you don’t like it then tough
titties you asked hurt monkey number
nine there’s a name for you ladies the
oh I’ll get over that women do they have
to given all the gossiping and cheating
that takes place in the women it’s only
appropriate that the movie would end
with somebody being referred to as a
bitch
bingo but however back in 1939
it wasn’t exactly considered Orthodox
for ladies to use such a word in movies
through well-constructed dialogue and
clever innuendos though writers could
present course language in a genteel
manner beaten by her frenemies Christel
retreats back to the perfume counter but
not before getting the last laugh well
girls looks like it’s back to the
perfume counter for me she doesn’t
blatantly say it but we know what she
means the name for you ladies but it
isn’t used in high society outside of a
kennel number eight frigid bitch Legally
Blonde it’s a costume party you probably
wouldn’t want to come wear bitch might
have been taboo way back when it’s now
part of our everyday vocabulary Wow
never actually met the woman but my
daughter tells me she can be quite the
little bitch even Harvard students use
this five letter word and Elle Woods
utilizes it to great effect in Legally
Blonde you bitch when rival Vivian
tricks ell into believing a fellow
student is having a costume party she
shows up in Playboy bunny attire thanks
for inviting me girls party is super fun
turns out the invite actually said dress
casually while embarrassed Elle keeps
her head high and burns the frigid
Vivian if being a lawyer didn’t work out
she always could have majored in insults
when I dress up as a frigid bitch
I try not to look
constipated number seven pralines and
dick Wayne’s World give me a flashlight
wrestle Garth Algar is such a simple
humble guy that it’s kind of hard to
imagine him insulting anyone even if
it’s behind his or her back however even
Garth can’t think of anything nice to
say about the backstabbing Benjamin who
has no friends what are you gonna do
you’re gonna be Benjamin’s monkey boy
the rest of your life is that it Garth
perfectly sums Benjamin up by defining
him as an ice cream flavor
Benjamin is no one’s friend it’s one of
many classic one-liners from Wayne’s
World
but why we still can’t buy a pralines
and dick cone at our local ice cream
parlour is beyond us wait maybe not if
Benjamin we’re an ice cream flavor
we’d be pralines and dick number 6 ass
like chewed bubblegum Full Metal Jacket
hi sergeant Hartman your senior if
you’re a cinema trivia nut you know that
our lee ermey improvised most of his
sadistic insults in Full Metal Jacket
and your parents have any children that
live yes sir I bet they regret that
you’re so ugly you could be a modern art
masterpiece considering army was an
actual drill instructor during the
Vietnam War he was born to play gunnery
sergeant Hartman I’ll bet you’re the
kinda guy that person in the ass and not
even have the goddamn common courtesy to
give him a reach-around
the question is which of his insults
should we single out here I didn’t know
they stacked shit that high there are so
many quotable ones but none packs a
greater punch than Hartman’s comparison
of private piles but up to 150 pounds of
chewed bubblegum your ass looks like
about 150 pounds that you bubblegum pile
you know that but at least Pyle knows
how to take severe criticism
not dead mummy and daddy showed you
enough attention when you were a child
number five go shave your back now Mean
Girls Mean Girl your bitch
war is hell but high school is no
cakewalk either
it’s full of jerky guys and Mean Girls
as new student Katy wanders through the
cafeteria
she’s blindsided by an obscene survey
can you answer a few questions okay is
your muffin buttered Regina George is
there though to solidify her titles of
queen bee and queen of insults hey what
is he bothering you Jason why are you
such a skis only Tina Fey could pens
such a hysterically bitchy line as
Regina condemns Jason sending him away
with his head hanging low and his hairy
back hunched do you want to have sex
with him
no thank you good so it’s settled so you
can go shave your back now after he’s
done shaving his back he can go help
shave a fellow students mom’s chest a
suite yeah best week Janice what’s it
made of your mom’s chest hair number
four shit locks the Nutty Professor
usually it’s the stand-up comedian who
attacks the audience but sometimes a
heckler can be even funnier than the
comic
whose titties over after the overweight
insecure sherman klump is transformed
into the thin smooth buddy love the
Nutty Professor gets revenge by roasting
Dave Chappelle’s Reggie look at Reggie’s
gums and teeth look like his mother had
an affair with mr. ed showing no
restraint but he takes shots at
everything from Reggie’s fat mama to his
shitty haircut buddies insulting words
and a piano lid hit Reggie pretty hard
to spin out to a very special lady in
the house tonight it goes to show that
as hilarious as Chappelle is you never
want to try to upstage Eddie Murphy
number three no your face does Tommy boy
it’s nice to see you again mr. insult
say have you seen Richard anywhere chris
farley and David Spade always made for
an endearing comedic pair with one as
the bumbling buffoon and the other as
the sardonic smart aleck you know a lot
of people go to college for seven years
I know they’re called doctors they’re
winning chemistry is best represented in
Tommy Boy
as the guys set out on a sales trip and
wonderfully work off each other in the
process try an association like let’s
say the average person uses 10% of their
brain
how much do you use one and a half
percent Tommy
obviously isn’t the best salesman and
his colleagues sarcastic comments don’t
boost his confidence
the rest is clogged with malted hops and
bong resin this particular retort is
pretty straightforward but it perfectly
encompasses the playful relationship
these comedians shared on screen and in
real life Hayes this soup make me look
fat no no your face does number two
thirty-year-old sprinkler 22 Jump Street
bring it every campus has that one
stuck-up girl who thinks she’s superior
and lets everyone else know it they
learn how to hit in MC State
University’s case that student is
Mercedes this blonde prude naturally
doesn’t approve of her dorm mate
fornicating especially with a guy who
looks significantly older I’m just
saying it’s like all fun and games and
then you wake up in bed next to a 40
year old freshman 19 judgmentally
hovering over the couple before they
even wake up
Mercedes let’s Schmidt know that he’s
too old to be a 19 year old freshman and
way too old to be hooking up with
college students you’re like the loudest
climax er I’ve ever heard it was like
the sound of like a thirty-year-old
sprinkler finally going off for the
first time saying everything in
stone-faced monotone it’s a lesson in
hilarious insults 101 it’s me
before our top pick tells us off here
are a few honorable mentions I won that
I remember your first talking yeah what
did you ever win a pie-eating contest
what do you think of difficut n shish
bastard a belligerent old fart to work
with steaming pile of cow dung
figuratively speaking
big trouble though pal I eat pieces of
shit like you for breakfast
you read pieces of shit for breakfast
know who speak to you you know steamed
in me twice well I won’t tell I’ll have
to remember that one next time I’m
throwing off your mom for 20 bucks I’ll
call the guy a chicken easy rod easy rod
license and registration
chicken number one not even interesting
enough to make me sick
The Witches of Eastwick are you trying
to seduce me dream of seducing you
Alexander this ranch from The Witches of
Eastwick is like 10 epic insults for the
price of one
although Daryl Van Horn views himself as
God’s gift to the world
Alexandra believes otherwise what is it
that you think you’re doing direct with
you as I know I thought you might
appreciate it
tired of Daryl’s egotism and seductions
she tells him off with a laundry list of
his many negatives Alexandra’s remarks
are warranted as Jerell is in fact the
devil and likely deserves even harsher
words anyway I always like a little
pussy after lunch what do you say as
repulsed as Alexandra might be by Daryl
she’s not immune to his charms
you are physically repulsive
intellectually retarded you’re morally
reprehensible vulgar insensitive selfish
stupid you have no taste a lousy sense
of humor and you smell you know you’re
not even interesting enough to make me
sick
while his cons outweigh is pros Daryl is
just too tempting for Alexandra to
resist
do you agree with our list sir yes sir
what hilarious insult broke your funny
bone how do we look chubby
please politely leave your response in
the comments section and for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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