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Year in Review: 2011


welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be going over the year that was 2011
and we’ve also made a nice video that
I’d love to show you this year the world
welcomed its 7 billionth baby that’s
billion with a B
we also learned how strong the human
spirit can be Arizona Congresswoman
Gabrielle Giffords has been shot
the COEs de jour bullying too many
suicides something must be done
never forget unfortunately it was
Japan’s turn to host this year’s huge
natural disaster and the ensuing nuclear
meltdowns they weren’t the only ones
have problems this year though on the
upside NASA found us a new planet to
live on
when we finished destroying this one too
bad it’s 600 light years away
who’s this year’s best new artist was a
Drake Beiber nope Esperanza Spalding
wait what she’s still friggin weird
don’t ever let this guy host an award
ceremony again kick how am i doing
grandma don’t worry it’s almost over
this is over so is this really again
it’s time to play the music it’s time to
light the lights zombie apocalypse guys
epic is an understatement
when you play the game of Thrones you
win or you die winning I don’t know man
I was bangin 7 gram rocks and finishing
them because that’s how I roll I have
one speed I have one gear go in sports
adios Ronaldo for the first time in 15
years
Tiger dropped out of the top 50 but
don’t worry he made it back pretty fast
jock and blood man Green Bay triumphed
in the Super Bowl this year with no help
from Brett Favre of course and then
there’s Tebowing check out this
cinderella story st. Louis won the World
Series after making the most impressive
comeback in baseball history the Mavs
were this year’s basketball champs and
that had to tide fans over until the
next season finally started on Christmas
Day meanwhile the Bruins nabbed their
first Stanley Cup since 72 and secured
Boston’s rep as sports town of the
decade Vancouver didn’t take it so well
the reason for all of this chaos a
hockey game however the hockey world was
dealt some serious blows this year three
NHL enforcers passed away over the
course of four months Paul
into question fighting in hockey so did
all the head shots and ensuing
concussions also a plane crash in Russia
killed an entire KHL team in other news
just so you know Sandusky the correct
answer when someone asks if you’re
sexually attracted to young boys is no
always no sexually attracted you know
neither I enjoy young people actually
how many sex scandals did you count this
year another sign of the approaching
apocalypse she’s a New York Times
bestselling author it makes me feel like
a hundred times better and just when you
thought they couldn’t get any worse 72
days the Dalai Lama announced he was
resigning from public life just when we
need all the spiritual guidance we can
get but at least the US isn’t the only
country in an economic funk guess who’s
supposed to pick up the pieces
irony much but you know who’s not broke
this guy I pay a lower tax rate I’m much
of my income than my cleaning lady is
and I think that’s crazy
they are the 99% Occupy Wall Street
occupy everywhere they did at first
behold the Arab Spring even rushes in on
the protesting hey GOP enough with the
debates already
you’re not making yourselves look any
smarter oops just to be safe don’t let
this guy anywhere near your phone like
oj before her Casey Anthony proved you
can get away with murder
allegedly you finally got him and him by
the way pictures or it didn’t happen and
where is my SEAL Team six video game the
Iraq war is finally over
even Norway has gun-happy psychos now
you can ask and tell I had to lie every
day about who I was the supreme leader
is dead long lived the supreme leader
Liguria vich was sentenced to 14 years
think his hair can take it say bye to
the space shuttles and the final liftoff
of discovery whose show her you sat her
to see leave TV yeah me neither
here’s more irony for you Mark
Zuckerberg Facebook photos were leaked
but he’s a mega nerd so it was pretty
boring Scarlett Johansson’s leaked
photos much more interesting plank you
very much remember this guy yeah
think so bet you’d love to forget her
what day comes after Thursday again
always out to prove his manhood Tom
Cruise autographed the top of the
world’s tallest building overcompensate
much Simon’s still a jerk but on a
different show with Paula and a black
guy and a Pussycat Doll see you later
Michael screw that show America’s
Sweetheart left her anchor chair at CBS
to host a daytime talk show on ABC
America’s other sweetheart made a splash
and everyone remembered why they hate
being a bridesmaid but everyone is a
sucker for a huge wedding the royal
wedding also introduced us to Pippa and
her behind
nice hat too this kid’s gonna have
everything except a mortgage and student
loans jay-z hooked up with someone else
this year to beat it Conrad you are
going to jail but if you’re nice to
Lindsay Lohan she’ll tell you how to get
out real fast don’t judge a book by it’s
cover just buy it’s overplayed music
they’re sexy and they know sexy and I
know it that’s funny I didn’t hear about
Hell freezing over is that your final
answer
hey girl it’s Ryan Gosling that’s it
there’s nothing more to say do you find
me attractive and this was our other
guilty pleasure while we’re at it
Jennifer Aniston was voted the sexiest
woman of all time
case you’re interested Angie’s number
ten as always there were some
high-profile breakups this year
we also lost some pretty talented people
thanks for everything Steve and guess
what everyone still still unemployed and
we’ll be back with more right after
these words it was a busy year and we
definitely missed some stuff tell us
what you would have added
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