on the bag of the kitty litter it says
eliminates most orders but what it
doesn’t say right underneath that is
except for cat shit this comedian is
always sure to bring his best foot
forward hi I’m Veronica the
watchmojo.com and today we’re chatting
this funny man Scott Faulconbridge now
you’re going to notice I take my time
with my jokes it’s not comedic timing I
don’t have many jokes first off
congratulations on the taping of your
DVD nice shoes now what does nice shoes
have to do with your comedy well I’ve
always tried to at least have nice shoes
so that in very end the show doesn’t go
well at least we have that I didn’t
actually bring my shiny shoes today like
I’ve just got my regular shoes so you
don’t get the full effect but when I’m
on stage always nice shoes I grew up in
the suburbs and I quickly realized
spider-man would be really useless in
the suburbs spiderman spiderman does
whatever a spider can spins a web takes
the bus that’s what he’s like the rest
of us hey there you just came back from
your tour in the UK and you’ve traveled
to other spots what’s the biggest
difference when it comes to audience
members we drink for the show they have
a show in between their drinking I think
they’re just more immersed in the comedy
mentality which is why there’s probably
more clubs over there the male porpoise
in the heat of mating season has
testicles which occupy flood percent of
his body mass four percent in cold water
it’s very difficult to maintain
testicular mass in cold water I can tell
you how cold the water is just by
checking out the old swivel meter look
at that it’s an inch cooler than it was
yesterday now what your kids think of
you being a comedian I think my
six-year-old wants to be a comedian I’m
fairly certain I condom during a soccer
game pulling a shirt over his head at
one point so he’s definitely trying to
steal my bits
we have a lawsuit pending the male
dolphin in the heat of mating season has
testicles which occupy one percent of
his body mass when the purposes swim by
the dozens go look at the balls on that
guy you know onstage you talk a lot
about your experiences as a father and a
husband how’s your material of all since
you’re a single man well when I was
single I had to make stuff up like I had
to make up the agony and now it’s just
there every morning so I don’t really
have to work for the pain it just comes
to me the male whale in the heat of
mating season has testicles the size of
a purpose when the whales swim by the
proper Cisco look he’s got Lenny now on
stage you have lots of advice to give
about marriage what advice do you have
for some newlyweds that period of time
before you have children like before you
decide to start to have kids enjoy that
period of time because once you have
more people in your marriage it will be
like having terrorist midgets running
your life well thanks is great having
you thanks for having me again I always
like coming to watchmojo.com
eliminates most orders but what it
doesn’t say right underneath that is
except for cat shit this comedian is
always sure to bring his best foot
forward hi I’m Veronica the
watchmojo.com and today we’re chatting
this funny man Scott Faulconbridge now
you’re going to notice I take my time
with my jokes it’s not comedic timing I
don’t have many jokes first off
congratulations on the taping of your
DVD nice shoes now what does nice shoes
have to do with your comedy well I’ve
always tried to at least have nice shoes
so that in very end the show doesn’t go
well at least we have that I didn’t
actually bring my shiny shoes today like
I’ve just got my regular shoes so you
don’t get the full effect but when I’m
on stage always nice shoes I grew up in
the suburbs and I quickly realized
spider-man would be really useless in
the suburbs spiderman spiderman does
whatever a spider can spins a web takes
the bus that’s what he’s like the rest
of us hey there you just came back from
your tour in the UK and you’ve traveled
to other spots what’s the biggest
difference when it comes to audience
members we drink for the show they have
a show in between their drinking I think
they’re just more immersed in the comedy
mentality which is why there’s probably
more clubs over there the male porpoise
in the heat of mating season has
testicles which occupy flood percent of
his body mass four percent in cold water
it’s very difficult to maintain
testicular mass in cold water I can tell
you how cold the water is just by
checking out the old swivel meter look
at that it’s an inch cooler than it was
yesterday now what your kids think of
you being a comedian I think my
six-year-old wants to be a comedian I’m
fairly certain I condom during a soccer
game pulling a shirt over his head at
one point so he’s definitely trying to
steal my bits
we have a lawsuit pending the male
dolphin in the heat of mating season has
testicles which occupy one percent of
his body mass when the purposes swim by
the dozens go look at the balls on that
guy you know onstage you talk a lot
about your experiences as a father and a
husband how’s your material of all since
you’re a single man well when I was
single I had to make stuff up like I had
to make up the agony and now it’s just
there every morning so I don’t really
have to work for the pain it just comes
to me the male whale in the heat of
mating season has testicles the size of
a purpose when the whales swim by the
proper Cisco look he’s got Lenny now on
stage you have lots of advice to give
about marriage what advice do you have
for some newlyweds that period of time
before you have children like before you
decide to start to have kids enjoy that
period of time because once you have
more people in your marriage it will be
like having terrorist midgets running
your life well thanks is great having
you thanks for having me again I always
like coming to watchmojo.com
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