if the season ended today Ryan
Fitzpatrick would be your league MVP and
if Andy Reid only had to coach against
the AFC West he’d have nine Super Bowls
Detroit would like the Lions to stop
embarrassing themselves on national
television
I’m sure Detroit but like a lot of
things like a functioning economy but
you can’t always get what you want
Detroit how will Ben Roethlisberger’s
career in will he be toppled over like a
Confederate statue or will he be hit and
then burst into several large pieces
like a lego man or this is my personal
favorite hot dog coma there’s no way you
can tell me Ben Roethlisberger’s
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I’m your generic non-threatening host TJ
carpenter and this week ari and Josh are
gonna debate who has the most handsome
NFL man crush but first your top ten
stories of the week number 10 Aaron
Rodgers died on Sunday vs the Bears
Khalil Mack did thanks to the Packers in
the first half you have to be legally 18
the watch but then something miraculous
happened and a a ron came back from the
grave possessed by the ghost of Brett
Favre and beat the Bears how do I know
that he was possessed by the ghost of
Brett Farr I’ll tell you one that was a
borderline irresponsible throw that
turned into the play of the game and to
listen to this what was the injury huh
sounds pretty familiar that’s why for
knee and elbow support I choose
comprehend oh yeah either he’s possessed
by a copper fit poltergeist or Aaron
Rodgers is on enough drugs to kill a
horse
not John Elway like a real actual horse
apparently even Tom Brady is saying that
Aaron Rodgers is the goat and guess what
that means he is those are the goat
rules the only person who can
unilaterally appoint a goat is another
goat goat rules number eight Chiefs fans
are losing their minds over Patrick
mahomes after he threw for four
touchdown passes against the LA Galaxy
I mean Chargers look Chiefs fans don’t
have much to hang on to sadness
really lost to the Colts and the
playoffs look much like the Colts what
constitutes a banner egging is a low bar
in Kansas City can’t we just all
collectively agree to let them have this
one number six but weren’t for the
National Football League I wouldn’t know
how to raise my children and you better
believe my kids are gonna know how to
form tackle
open up your hips Tommy go you maggot
kiddo
thankfully America’s moral compass was
pointed back towards the field on Sunday
where it belongs
we saw ejections and penalties for
flagrantly tackling yes that’s right you
heard correctly the NFL is teaching us
all a valuable lesson which is kids the
rules are bull you’re gonna get screwed
over whether you did anything wrong or
not and given the fact that you’re a
defender whose name I don’t know I can
guarantee you you’re gonna get blamed
for doing your job too well
number three Derek Carr forgets how his
controller works and Madinah throws
three pics against the Rams Derek Carr
looks like if Mountain Dew Code Red were
a person what was Derek Carr thinking on
that bro I’ll tell you what he was
thinking
Nickelback is my favorite band maybe he
was distracted by which Papa Roach
t-shirt he was gonna wear in his
postgame press conference who knows and
number one the Browns got off to their
best start since 2004 with a tie versus
the Pittsburgh Steelers led by human
hotdog mascot Ben Roethlisberger
watching the Browns shank away certain
victory in the rain is actually worse
than watching them lose add this to the
fact that the Browns got to watch Tyrod
Taylor go 15 for 40 while their number
one overall pick Road pine and the fact
that the guy who was taken to fix later
had the best rookie debut of any
quarterback since Tom Brady God now
let’s take a look at our seat geek big
board it does not change all season long
because it is an infallible text like
the Bible or Phil Steele’s football
preview magazine and we changed it some
more dear Mac Le’Veon Bell is still in a
contract dispute because of the
franchise tag and I guess we’re
representing that with the monopoly guy
Nick Foles is getting his second start
of the season making him the first Lord
of the Rings character to ever do that
and it would appear as though Ryan
Fitzpatrick and Jared Cook have taken
control of the top of the big board
which is terrifying
honestly check in every week with our
big board and check out the seat geek
app as well all value is in the eye of
the beholder just make sure your
beholding all the tickets available with
seeking every fanbase is unique if
you’re Steelers fan you wave that
Terrible Towel if you’re a Seahawks fan
being in a part of the 12th man is a way
of life and if you’re a Bills fan you
drink dangerous amounts of alcohol and
then plunge the most vulnerable parts of
your spine into a table here’s our own
resident meatball Camaro head Joshua
Briscoe with more on the NFL’s finest
fan bases hey I’m Joshua Briscoe and if
you don’t follow me on Twitter then I
won’t be able to eat this week we asked
you on the WatchMojo community tab for
the best fan base in the NFL in your
reasons why we put on a poll and invited
you to comment which you did in massive
proportions according to the poll 18
percent of you are delusional 11 percent
of you are self-obsessed and like bad
weather 11 percent of you are
self-obsessed and like slightly better
weather and 5 percent of you respect the
commitment that will lead you to jump
through a burning table for Nathan
Peterman ah but a whopping 55 percent of
voters so that the best fan base in the
NFL was not mentioned on our poll so we
opened up the comments and here are your
top 10 reasons why your fan base is the
best in football number 10 the top three
comments agree that the Eagles should be
represented but I have some bad news
here what the football we like Santa
Claus so you’re disqualified
number 9 I think literally one of three
thousand comments suggested the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers and I like it simply
because they have a pirate ship in their
Stadium that shoots off cannons also it
takes a very loyal fan base to turn a
blind eye to the fact that your
quarterback is a woman groper you know
what I’m talking about Pittsburgh number
eight the Chargers because quote we’re
always shooting ourselves in the foot we
move to another city and yet I still
exist
amen listen I tell you this because I
care about you that’s not fandom got
Stockholm Syndrome you’re free now
number seven the Raiders because where
else can you go to watch football and
get stabbed this is a great point as far
as I know there are only two options
Oakland or my basement number six
quote the New England Patriots have the
greatest fans they’re always behind
their team even when the odds are
against them they are still supporting
their team when is the odds ever been
stacked against the Patriots you’re
always favored and literally everything
IATA number five Manchester City FC a
real football team rather than a load of
blokes running into each other and
chucking the ball to make about five
yards I included this one just so I
could say the phrase a load of blokes
number four Cowboys fans because I
respect a fan base at six with our team
to the toughest of times listen man I
respect that too but your team actively
chooses to continue to employ Jason
Garrett I say that you and Chargers fans
or the Chargers fan can go find new
teams if you would like also your owner
is a lizard person number three of the
Kansas City Chiefs
just because number to a whole bunch of you said Packers fans and I get it due
you said Packers fans and I get it due to your unwavering loyalty and your
to your unwavering loyalty and your ability to go stand outside in the cold
ability to go stand outside in the cold for long periods of time I’m also a big
for long periods of time I’m also a big fan of a full head of cheats but here’s
fan of a full head of cheats but here’s the thing
the thing you haven’t had a bad quarterback since
you haven’t had a bad quarterback since 1991 you ran one of the 10 greatest
1991 you ran one of the 10 greatest quarterbacks of all time out of town to
quarterbacks of all time out of town to make room for one of the three greatest
make room for one of the three greatest quarterbacks of all time you seem like
quarterbacks of all time you seem like great fans and I totally respect Lambeau
great fans and I totally respect Lambeau but you’re spoiled also there are a lot
but you’re spoiled also there are a lot of uses you’re number two
of uses you’re number two number one it has to be the Cleveland
number one it has to be the Cleveland Browns here’s why the Packers haven’t
Browns here’s why the Packers haven’t had a bad quarterback since 1991 the
had a bad quarterback since 1991 the Browns haven’t had a good quarterback
Browns haven’t had a good quarterback since 1991 that was the last time that
since 1991 that was the last time that Bernie Kosar has heard at all 16 games
Bernie Kosar has heard at all 16 games for Cleveland remember 2007 that felt
for Cleveland remember 2007 that felt like or maybe a recent bright spot it
like or maybe a recent bright spot it kind of was but it was let by Derrick
kind of was but it was let by Derrick Anderson he won 10 games he went to the
Anderson he won 10 games he went to the Pro Bowl that was their first ten win
Pro Bowl that was their first ten win season since 1994 and they haven’t won
season since 1994 and they haven’t won even eight games since then I was born
even eight games since then I was born in 1994 also Hugh Jackson went one and
in 1994 also Hugh Jackson went one and 31 over the last two seasons and they
31 over the last two seasons and they brought him back for a third year your
brought him back for a third year your team had Bill Belichick in the mid 90s
team had Bill Belichick in the mid 90s and he couldn’t make Cleveland work
and he couldn’t make Cleveland work listen Browns fans I legitimately hope
listen Browns fans I legitimately hope for your sake that Baker Mayfield ends
for your sake that Baker Mayfield ends up becoming a future hall-of-famer my
up becoming a future hall-of-famer my prediction if he did it anywhere other
prediction if he did it anywhere other than Cleveland he’d probably have a
than Cleveland he’d probably have a pretty good shot who’d I miss why am I
pretty good shot who’d I miss why am I an idiot why are you jealous of my
an idiot why are you jealous of my incredible fashion sense leave your
incredible fashion sense leave your comments right here on what the football
comments right here on what the football and then go jump through a burning table
all right everybody it’s time for our panel two men enter one man leaves
panel two men enter one man leaves victorious joining us as always from
victorious joining us as always from Kansas City getting ready for the next
Kansas City getting ready for the next season the queer eye it is Joshua
season the queer eye it is Joshua Briscoe and permanently designated for
Briscoe and permanently designated for assignment in Dallas it is re Temkin
assignment in Dallas it is re Temkin gentlemen how are you Josh I thought you
gentlemen how are you Josh I thought you were straight I am is that a problem
were straight I am is that a problem jumping right into our topics gentlemen
jumping right into our topics gentlemen quarterbacks under 25 if you had to
quarterbacks under 25 if you had to start a franchise with one of them who
start a franchise with one of them who would it be
would it be definitely Jimmy Garoppolo yeah no
definitely Jimmy Garoppolo yeah no question Jimmy G I mean think about it
question Jimmy G I mean think about it guys if I owned a team I imagine I trust
guys if I owned a team I imagine I trust Jimmy G to be a real locker room leader
Jimmy G to be a real locker room leader it would just be so good for that locker
it would just be so good for that locker room think about all that locker room
room think about all that locker room stuff with the changing clothes the
stuff with the changing clothes the showering and the spandex
showering and the spandex all right III don’t know how to tell you
all right III don’t know how to tell you this but Jimmy Garoppolo is older than
this but Jimmy Garoppolo is older than 25 he’s 26 and I think that your
25 he’s 26 and I think that your obsession with him in particular your
obsession with him in particular your obsession with his physical appearance
obsession with his physical appearance is a little disturbing
is a little disturbing TJ once you’re over 30 they’re all
TJ once you’re over 30 they’re all younger men
younger men all right well Josh do you have anything
all right well Josh do you have anything to admit or add to this discussion
to admit or add to this discussion I’ll admit that I’ve often been told I
I’ll admit that I’ve often been told I bear a passing resemblance to Sam darn
bear a passing resemblance to Sam darn ‘old by other than that I will say that
‘old by other than that I will say that I will not take Sam darn old for this
I will not take Sam darn old for this question under 25 I’ll take Patrick
question under 25 I’ll take Patrick mahomes they’ve both shown some really
mahomes they’ve both shown some really good things but I like the fact that
good things but I like the fact that Patrick mahomes has double the sample
Patrick mahomes has double the sample size of Sam darn old and for that reason
size of Sam darn old and for that reason mahomes is my guy well I hate I hate to
mahomes is my guy well I hate I hate to say this to you but my home was when we
say this to you but my home was when we played in two games is so grand that’s
played in two games is so grand that’s true like Deshawn wants to play like ten
true like Deshawn wants to play like ten what are you talking about
what are you talking about oh no I destroyed Watson not on the
oh no I destroyed Watson not on the table for me I’m only picking from
table for me I’m only picking from quarterbacks who could physically throw
quarterbacks who could physically throw the football through the torso of a
the football through the torso of a defender and leave like a Frosty the
defender and leave like a Frosty the Snowman shaped hole all right moving on
Snowman shaped hole all right moving on speaking of Frosty the Snowman Matt
speaking of Frosty the Snowman Matt Patricia is a big problem in Detroit
Patricia is a big problem in Detroit also John gern’s a big problem in
also John gern’s a big problem in who needs to be more worried about the
who needs to be more worried about the future of their franchise and the
future of their franchise and the coaching position Detroit fans or
coaching position Detroit fans or Oakland fans Raiders fans should be
Oakland fans Raiders fans should be terrified I mean Jon Gruden doesn’t even
terrified I mean Jon Gruden doesn’t even know that suntan lotion exists and he
know that suntan lotion exists and he traded their best player to Chicago the
traded their best player to Chicago the Bears don’t know what they’re doing how
Bears don’t know what they’re doing how do they look like the smarter ones here
do they look like the smarter ones here what’s that old saying
what’s that old saying the TV adds 10 pounds to your brain
the TV adds 10 pounds to your brain that’s not the old saying but I’m with
that’s not the old saying but I’m with you Josh what about you I do think the
you Josh what about you I do think the Raiders are gonna regret giving a
Raiders are gonna regret giving a hundred million dollars to a vengeful
hundred million dollars to a vengeful tomato but I will say that lions fans
tomato but I will say that lions fans should be more worried not only do
should be more worried not only do assistant coaches from the Bella
assistant coaches from the Bella tech-tree never turn into good head
tech-tree never turn into good head coaches Matt Patricia also keeps what
coaches Matt Patricia also keeps what appears to be a pen behind his ear to
appears to be a pen behind his ear to use with his laminated play sheet it’s
use with his laminated play sheet it’s actually a pencil pencils can’t write on
actually a pencil pencils can’t write on laminated play sheets
laminated play sheets I’m afraid that Matt Patricia might be
I’m afraid that Matt Patricia might be an idiot let’s talk a little bit about
an idiot let’s talk a little bit about football it’s under attack once again
football it’s under attack once again this time by a category 4 hurricane off
this time by a category 4 hurricane off the coast of Carolina who’s coming to
the coast of Carolina who’s coming to the rescue
the rescue none other than captain football himself
none other than captain football himself Danny canal saying hey what’s the big
Danny canal saying hey what’s the big deal it’s arcane so there’s a why we
deal it’s arcane so there’s a why we cancel in football what are you a bunch
cancel in football what are you a bunch of wusses what do you have to say Ari TJ
of wusses what do you have to say Ari TJ you’ve got to admire Danny Canales
you’ve got to admire Danny Canales commitment to climate change denial but
commitment to climate change denial but I mean he’s right isn’t he I mean who’s
I mean he’s right isn’t he I mean who’s to know what’s gonna happen with this
to know what’s gonna happen with this store you know is there any way to
store you know is there any way to really know what’s gonna happen with
really know what’s gonna happen with this storm so I mean he’s right let’s
this storm so I mean he’s right let’s just not overreact it’s just start
just not overreact it’s just start canceling football games all willy-nilly
canceling football games all willy-nilly I mean the rest of the country loves
I mean the rest of the country loves football so a couple of states are hit
football so a couple of states are hit by storms and Wilson we’re canceling
by storms and Wilson we’re canceling football games everywhere Thank You
football games everywhere Thank You Danny canal for standing up for the
Danny canal for standing up for the rights of football watching citizens
rights of football watching citizens everywhere well you know if there’s
everywhere well you know if there’s anything that speaks integrity it’s the
anything that speaks integrity it’s the fact that you refuse to change your
fact that you refuse to change your opinion in the face of overwhelming
opinion in the face of overwhelming statistical and factual evidence Josh
statistical and factual evidence Josh what do you have to say personally I’m
what do you have to say personally I’m not terribly worried about Hurricane
not terribly worried about Hurricane Florence
Florence however right behind it hurricane the
however right behind it hurricane the machine
machine that one could really FS up well I agree
that one could really FS up well I agree with you there
with you there machine definitely sounds more dangerous
machine definitely sounds more dangerous than Florence gentlemen great panel as
than Florence gentlemen great panel as always thank you very much for coming on
always thank you very much for coming on no TJ will not buy a Bible from you what
no TJ will not buy a Bible from you what about a feel steel college football
about a feel steel college football preview magazine no I would vote for you
preview magazine no I would vote for you in a very small local election thank you
in a very small local election thank you I’ll take it
Fitzpatrick would be your league MVP and
if Andy Reid only had to coach against
the AFC West he’d have nine Super Bowls
Detroit would like the Lions to stop
embarrassing themselves on national
television
I’m sure Detroit but like a lot of
things like a functioning economy but
you can’t always get what you want
Detroit how will Ben Roethlisberger’s
career in will he be toppled over like a
Confederate statue or will he be hit and
then burst into several large pieces
like a lego man or this is my personal
favorite hot dog coma there’s no way you
can tell me Ben Roethlisberger’s
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I’m your generic non-threatening host TJ
carpenter and this week ari and Josh are
gonna debate who has the most handsome
NFL man crush but first your top ten
stories of the week number 10 Aaron
Rodgers died on Sunday vs the Bears
Khalil Mack did thanks to the Packers in
the first half you have to be legally 18
the watch but then something miraculous
happened and a a ron came back from the
grave possessed by the ghost of Brett
Favre and beat the Bears how do I know
that he was possessed by the ghost of
Brett Farr I’ll tell you one that was a
borderline irresponsible throw that
turned into the play of the game and to
listen to this what was the injury huh
sounds pretty familiar that’s why for
knee and elbow support I choose
comprehend oh yeah either he’s possessed
by a copper fit poltergeist or Aaron
Rodgers is on enough drugs to kill a
horse
not John Elway like a real actual horse
apparently even Tom Brady is saying that
Aaron Rodgers is the goat and guess what
that means he is those are the goat
rules the only person who can
unilaterally appoint a goat is another
goat goat rules number eight Chiefs fans
are losing their minds over Patrick
mahomes after he threw for four
touchdown passes against the LA Galaxy
I mean Chargers look Chiefs fans don’t
have much to hang on to sadness
really lost to the Colts and the
playoffs look much like the Colts what
constitutes a banner egging is a low bar
in Kansas City can’t we just all
collectively agree to let them have this
one number six but weren’t for the
National Football League I wouldn’t know
how to raise my children and you better
believe my kids are gonna know how to
form tackle
open up your hips Tommy go you maggot
kiddo
thankfully America’s moral compass was
pointed back towards the field on Sunday
where it belongs
we saw ejections and penalties for
flagrantly tackling yes that’s right you
heard correctly the NFL is teaching us
all a valuable lesson which is kids the
rules are bull you’re gonna get screwed
over whether you did anything wrong or
not and given the fact that you’re a
defender whose name I don’t know I can
guarantee you you’re gonna get blamed
for doing your job too well
number three Derek Carr forgets how his
controller works and Madinah throws
three pics against the Rams Derek Carr
looks like if Mountain Dew Code Red were
a person what was Derek Carr thinking on
that bro I’ll tell you what he was
thinking
Nickelback is my favorite band maybe he
was distracted by which Papa Roach
t-shirt he was gonna wear in his
postgame press conference who knows and
number one the Browns got off to their
best start since 2004 with a tie versus
the Pittsburgh Steelers led by human
hotdog mascot Ben Roethlisberger
watching the Browns shank away certain
victory in the rain is actually worse
than watching them lose add this to the
fact that the Browns got to watch Tyrod
Taylor go 15 for 40 while their number
one overall pick Road pine and the fact
that the guy who was taken to fix later
had the best rookie debut of any
quarterback since Tom Brady God now
let’s take a look at our seat geek big
board it does not change all season long
because it is an infallible text like
the Bible or Phil Steele’s football
preview magazine and we changed it some
more dear Mac Le’Veon Bell is still in a
contract dispute because of the
franchise tag and I guess we’re
representing that with the monopoly guy
Nick Foles is getting his second start
of the season making him the first Lord
of the Rings character to ever do that
and it would appear as though Ryan
Fitzpatrick and Jared Cook have taken
control of the top of the big board
which is terrifying
honestly check in every week with our
big board and check out the seat geek
app as well all value is in the eye of
the beholder just make sure your
beholding all the tickets available with
seeking every fanbase is unique if
you’re Steelers fan you wave that
Terrible Towel if you’re a Seahawks fan
being in a part of the 12th man is a way
of life and if you’re a Bills fan you
drink dangerous amounts of alcohol and
then plunge the most vulnerable parts of
your spine into a table here’s our own
resident meatball Camaro head Joshua
Briscoe with more on the NFL’s finest
fan bases hey I’m Joshua Briscoe and if
you don’t follow me on Twitter then I
won’t be able to eat this week we asked
you on the WatchMojo community tab for
the best fan base in the NFL in your
reasons why we put on a poll and invited
you to comment which you did in massive
proportions according to the poll 18
percent of you are delusional 11 percent
of you are self-obsessed and like bad
weather 11 percent of you are
self-obsessed and like slightly better
weather and 5 percent of you respect the
commitment that will lead you to jump
through a burning table for Nathan
Peterman ah but a whopping 55 percent of
voters so that the best fan base in the
NFL was not mentioned on our poll so we
opened up the comments and here are your
top 10 reasons why your fan base is the
best in football number 10 the top three
comments agree that the Eagles should be
represented but I have some bad news
here what the football we like Santa
Claus so you’re disqualified
number 9 I think literally one of three
thousand comments suggested the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers and I like it simply
because they have a pirate ship in their
Stadium that shoots off cannons also it
takes a very loyal fan base to turn a
blind eye to the fact that your
quarterback is a woman groper you know
what I’m talking about Pittsburgh number
eight the Chargers because quote we’re
always shooting ourselves in the foot we
move to another city and yet I still
exist
amen listen I tell you this because I
care about you that’s not fandom got
Stockholm Syndrome you’re free now
number seven the Raiders because where
else can you go to watch football and
get stabbed this is a great point as far
as I know there are only two options
Oakland or my basement number six
quote the New England Patriots have the
greatest fans they’re always behind
their team even when the odds are
against them they are still supporting
their team when is the odds ever been
stacked against the Patriots you’re
always favored and literally everything
IATA number five Manchester City FC a
real football team rather than a load of
blokes running into each other and
chucking the ball to make about five
yards I included this one just so I
could say the phrase a load of blokes
number four Cowboys fans because I
respect a fan base at six with our team
to the toughest of times listen man I
respect that too but your team actively
chooses to continue to employ Jason
Garrett I say that you and Chargers fans
or the Chargers fan can go find new
teams if you would like also your owner
is a lizard person number three of the
Kansas City Chiefs
just because number to a whole bunch of you said Packers fans and I get it due
you said Packers fans and I get it due to your unwavering loyalty and your
to your unwavering loyalty and your ability to go stand outside in the cold
ability to go stand outside in the cold for long periods of time I’m also a big
for long periods of time I’m also a big fan of a full head of cheats but here’s
fan of a full head of cheats but here’s the thing
the thing you haven’t had a bad quarterback since
you haven’t had a bad quarterback since 1991 you ran one of the 10 greatest
1991 you ran one of the 10 greatest quarterbacks of all time out of town to
quarterbacks of all time out of town to make room for one of the three greatest
make room for one of the three greatest quarterbacks of all time you seem like
quarterbacks of all time you seem like great fans and I totally respect Lambeau
great fans and I totally respect Lambeau but you’re spoiled also there are a lot
but you’re spoiled also there are a lot of uses you’re number two
of uses you’re number two number one it has to be the Cleveland
number one it has to be the Cleveland Browns here’s why the Packers haven’t
Browns here’s why the Packers haven’t had a bad quarterback since 1991 the
had a bad quarterback since 1991 the Browns haven’t had a good quarterback
Browns haven’t had a good quarterback since 1991 that was the last time that
since 1991 that was the last time that Bernie Kosar has heard at all 16 games
Bernie Kosar has heard at all 16 games for Cleveland remember 2007 that felt
for Cleveland remember 2007 that felt like or maybe a recent bright spot it
like or maybe a recent bright spot it kind of was but it was let by Derrick
kind of was but it was let by Derrick Anderson he won 10 games he went to the
Anderson he won 10 games he went to the Pro Bowl that was their first ten win
Pro Bowl that was their first ten win season since 1994 and they haven’t won
season since 1994 and they haven’t won even eight games since then I was born
even eight games since then I was born in 1994 also Hugh Jackson went one and
in 1994 also Hugh Jackson went one and 31 over the last two seasons and they
31 over the last two seasons and they brought him back for a third year your
brought him back for a third year your team had Bill Belichick in the mid 90s
team had Bill Belichick in the mid 90s and he couldn’t make Cleveland work
and he couldn’t make Cleveland work listen Browns fans I legitimately hope
listen Browns fans I legitimately hope for your sake that Baker Mayfield ends
for your sake that Baker Mayfield ends up becoming a future hall-of-famer my
up becoming a future hall-of-famer my prediction if he did it anywhere other
prediction if he did it anywhere other than Cleveland he’d probably have a
than Cleveland he’d probably have a pretty good shot who’d I miss why am I
pretty good shot who’d I miss why am I an idiot why are you jealous of my
an idiot why are you jealous of my incredible fashion sense leave your
incredible fashion sense leave your comments right here on what the football
comments right here on what the football and then go jump through a burning table
all right everybody it’s time for our panel two men enter one man leaves
panel two men enter one man leaves victorious joining us as always from
victorious joining us as always from Kansas City getting ready for the next
Kansas City getting ready for the next season the queer eye it is Joshua
season the queer eye it is Joshua Briscoe and permanently designated for
Briscoe and permanently designated for assignment in Dallas it is re Temkin
assignment in Dallas it is re Temkin gentlemen how are you Josh I thought you
gentlemen how are you Josh I thought you were straight I am is that a problem
were straight I am is that a problem jumping right into our topics gentlemen
jumping right into our topics gentlemen quarterbacks under 25 if you had to
quarterbacks under 25 if you had to start a franchise with one of them who
start a franchise with one of them who would it be
would it be definitely Jimmy Garoppolo yeah no
definitely Jimmy Garoppolo yeah no question Jimmy G I mean think about it
question Jimmy G I mean think about it guys if I owned a team I imagine I trust
guys if I owned a team I imagine I trust Jimmy G to be a real locker room leader
Jimmy G to be a real locker room leader it would just be so good for that locker
it would just be so good for that locker room think about all that locker room
room think about all that locker room stuff with the changing clothes the
stuff with the changing clothes the showering and the spandex
showering and the spandex all right III don’t know how to tell you
all right III don’t know how to tell you this but Jimmy Garoppolo is older than
this but Jimmy Garoppolo is older than 25 he’s 26 and I think that your
25 he’s 26 and I think that your obsession with him in particular your
obsession with him in particular your obsession with his physical appearance
obsession with his physical appearance is a little disturbing
is a little disturbing TJ once you’re over 30 they’re all
TJ once you’re over 30 they’re all younger men
younger men all right well Josh do you have anything
all right well Josh do you have anything to admit or add to this discussion
to admit or add to this discussion I’ll admit that I’ve often been told I
I’ll admit that I’ve often been told I bear a passing resemblance to Sam darn
bear a passing resemblance to Sam darn ‘old by other than that I will say that
‘old by other than that I will say that I will not take Sam darn old for this
I will not take Sam darn old for this question under 25 I’ll take Patrick
question under 25 I’ll take Patrick mahomes they’ve both shown some really
mahomes they’ve both shown some really good things but I like the fact that
good things but I like the fact that Patrick mahomes has double the sample
Patrick mahomes has double the sample size of Sam darn old and for that reason
size of Sam darn old and for that reason mahomes is my guy well I hate I hate to
mahomes is my guy well I hate I hate to say this to you but my home was when we
say this to you but my home was when we played in two games is so grand that’s
played in two games is so grand that’s true like Deshawn wants to play like ten
true like Deshawn wants to play like ten what are you talking about
what are you talking about oh no I destroyed Watson not on the
oh no I destroyed Watson not on the table for me I’m only picking from
table for me I’m only picking from quarterbacks who could physically throw
quarterbacks who could physically throw the football through the torso of a
the football through the torso of a defender and leave like a Frosty the
defender and leave like a Frosty the Snowman shaped hole all right moving on
Snowman shaped hole all right moving on speaking of Frosty the Snowman Matt
speaking of Frosty the Snowman Matt Patricia is a big problem in Detroit
Patricia is a big problem in Detroit also John gern’s a big problem in
also John gern’s a big problem in who needs to be more worried about the
who needs to be more worried about the future of their franchise and the
future of their franchise and the coaching position Detroit fans or
coaching position Detroit fans or Oakland fans Raiders fans should be
Oakland fans Raiders fans should be terrified I mean Jon Gruden doesn’t even
terrified I mean Jon Gruden doesn’t even know that suntan lotion exists and he
know that suntan lotion exists and he traded their best player to Chicago the
traded their best player to Chicago the Bears don’t know what they’re doing how
Bears don’t know what they’re doing how do they look like the smarter ones here
do they look like the smarter ones here what’s that old saying
what’s that old saying the TV adds 10 pounds to your brain
the TV adds 10 pounds to your brain that’s not the old saying but I’m with
that’s not the old saying but I’m with you Josh what about you I do think the
you Josh what about you I do think the Raiders are gonna regret giving a
Raiders are gonna regret giving a hundred million dollars to a vengeful
hundred million dollars to a vengeful tomato but I will say that lions fans
tomato but I will say that lions fans should be more worried not only do
should be more worried not only do assistant coaches from the Bella
assistant coaches from the Bella tech-tree never turn into good head
tech-tree never turn into good head coaches Matt Patricia also keeps what
coaches Matt Patricia also keeps what appears to be a pen behind his ear to
appears to be a pen behind his ear to use with his laminated play sheet it’s
use with his laminated play sheet it’s actually a pencil pencils can’t write on
actually a pencil pencils can’t write on laminated play sheets
laminated play sheets I’m afraid that Matt Patricia might be
I’m afraid that Matt Patricia might be an idiot let’s talk a little bit about
an idiot let’s talk a little bit about football it’s under attack once again
football it’s under attack once again this time by a category 4 hurricane off
this time by a category 4 hurricane off the coast of Carolina who’s coming to
the coast of Carolina who’s coming to the rescue
the rescue none other than captain football himself
none other than captain football himself Danny canal saying hey what’s the big
Danny canal saying hey what’s the big deal it’s arcane so there’s a why we
deal it’s arcane so there’s a why we cancel in football what are you a bunch
cancel in football what are you a bunch of wusses what do you have to say Ari TJ
of wusses what do you have to say Ari TJ you’ve got to admire Danny Canales
you’ve got to admire Danny Canales commitment to climate change denial but
commitment to climate change denial but I mean he’s right isn’t he I mean who’s
I mean he’s right isn’t he I mean who’s to know what’s gonna happen with this
to know what’s gonna happen with this store you know is there any way to
store you know is there any way to really know what’s gonna happen with
really know what’s gonna happen with this storm so I mean he’s right let’s
this storm so I mean he’s right let’s just not overreact it’s just start
just not overreact it’s just start canceling football games all willy-nilly
canceling football games all willy-nilly I mean the rest of the country loves
I mean the rest of the country loves football so a couple of states are hit
football so a couple of states are hit by storms and Wilson we’re canceling
by storms and Wilson we’re canceling football games everywhere Thank You
football games everywhere Thank You Danny canal for standing up for the
Danny canal for standing up for the rights of football watching citizens
rights of football watching citizens everywhere well you know if there’s
everywhere well you know if there’s anything that speaks integrity it’s the
anything that speaks integrity it’s the fact that you refuse to change your
fact that you refuse to change your opinion in the face of overwhelming
opinion in the face of overwhelming statistical and factual evidence Josh
statistical and factual evidence Josh what do you have to say personally I’m
what do you have to say personally I’m not terribly worried about Hurricane
not terribly worried about Hurricane Florence
Florence however right behind it hurricane the
however right behind it hurricane the machine
machine that one could really FS up well I agree
that one could really FS up well I agree with you there
with you there machine definitely sounds more dangerous
machine definitely sounds more dangerous than Florence gentlemen great panel as
than Florence gentlemen great panel as always thank you very much for coming on
always thank you very much for coming on no TJ will not buy a Bible from you what
no TJ will not buy a Bible from you what about a feel steel college football
about a feel steel college football preview magazine no I would vote for you
preview magazine no I would vote for you in a very small local election thank you
in a very small local election thank you I’ll take it
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