weaponized kpop mail-order tumors and
literal trouser snakes so 3 choice for
Willie or John Thomas who live your
one-eyed trouser snake just because you
don’t need to know about these stories
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
really welcome to watchmojo.com and this
is the dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at
korean music wars tumor deliveries and
sneaky pants stuffers and she’s amazing
especially her work with the one-eyed
trouser snake which she did a few years
ago number three the Python pants thief
when I want something my first thought
is how can I steal this my second
thought is does it fit in my pants
holding it between her legs she calmly
leaves with her pals that’s not at all
true but for this Portland man who looks
like ad hardy dressed him in 2008 that
seems to be the case surveillance
footage shows the suspect walk in pull
the snake out of its snake tank and
thrust it to his down below co-owner of
the store Christian bugin says that
black ball pythons fancy warm dark
places so quote he was probably pretty
comfortable in there granted he was face
to face with a trouser snake but surely
more comfortable than our crotch stuffer
not that we care about his comfort the
theme is very lucky that it wasn’t
feeding day that being said we don’t
know whether the snakes dealer received
a few bites for his troubles but we kind
of doubt it because you know real
recognize real snake recognizes snake
you get there are so many good jokes
that we just can’t do it on a family
program price or so use your imagination
number two the case of the Kindle tumor
human edition so obviously your friends
picked up the wrong package when they
bundled me out here in the car UK
resident James Parton was likely
surprised by the appearance of his
brand-new ereader that arrived this week
instead of the sleek
Bruntlett display and waterproof design
he was expecting he received a small box
with text on it reading patient tumor
specimen enclosed two yes me yes hey
that that that doesn’t make them safe
puttan use deductive reasoning and
cunning logic to determine that this
water phi e reader wasn’t an e-reader at
all and was in fact a human tumor bring
on the obligatory arnie quote it’s not a
tumah teratoma at all originally
intended for the Royal Free Hospital in
London the package arrived at cottons
home undoubtedly a silly mistake by the
courier service huh that never happens
just throws the package this was a four
thousand dollar piece of electronics
luckily they swiftly fix the mistake and
part and receive the correct delivery
the following Monday we’re sure he was
relieved as the warm bubble bath and
aromatic candles he had prepared in
anticipation of his new ereader probably
didn’t pairs nicely with a tumor
specimen when I squeeze you you make
noise number one Korean pop goes the
world the North Koreans used American
POWs during their brainwashing spirits
brainwashing has lifted Kim Jong Un’s
family to God like levels as they try to
deny Western influences on their society
so when the sugary sweet sounds of kpop
come blaring over the border it
complicates things a low-tech response
to North Korea’s non-sanctioned nuclear
testing earlier this month South Korean
officials have installed a fleet of
loudspeakers along the border that
projects sound for two to six hours a
day depending on who has the aux cord
the broadcasts can consist of weather
reports world news something you don’t
get at North Korea discussions of
democracy and human rights and the ever
popular k-pop bang bang bang yeah that’s
not allowed in North Korea either
the hope is that the prolonged exposure
to this foreign media will have a
transformative effect on the North
Korean citizens loosening the state’s
influence on them feedback from North
Korea is minimal however there seems to
be a call for more cowbell so what other
countries could use a blast of kpop
wait okay before if you want to suggest
a story or get some insider info on
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at the dispatch WM and for your weekly
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literal trouser snakes so 3 choice for
Willie or John Thomas who live your
one-eyed trouser snake just because you
don’t need to know about these stories
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
really welcome to watchmojo.com and this
is the dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at
korean music wars tumor deliveries and
sneaky pants stuffers and she’s amazing
especially her work with the one-eyed
trouser snake which she did a few years
ago number three the Python pants thief
when I want something my first thought
is how can I steal this my second
thought is does it fit in my pants
holding it between her legs she calmly
leaves with her pals that’s not at all
true but for this Portland man who looks
like ad hardy dressed him in 2008 that
seems to be the case surveillance
footage shows the suspect walk in pull
the snake out of its snake tank and
thrust it to his down below co-owner of
the store Christian bugin says that
black ball pythons fancy warm dark
places so quote he was probably pretty
comfortable in there granted he was face
to face with a trouser snake but surely
more comfortable than our crotch stuffer
not that we care about his comfort the
theme is very lucky that it wasn’t
feeding day that being said we don’t
know whether the snakes dealer received
a few bites for his troubles but we kind
of doubt it because you know real
recognize real snake recognizes snake
you get there are so many good jokes
that we just can’t do it on a family
program price or so use your imagination
number two the case of the Kindle tumor
human edition so obviously your friends
picked up the wrong package when they
bundled me out here in the car UK
resident James Parton was likely
surprised by the appearance of his
brand-new ereader that arrived this week
instead of the sleek
Bruntlett display and waterproof design
he was expecting he received a small box
with text on it reading patient tumor
specimen enclosed two yes me yes hey
that that that doesn’t make them safe
puttan use deductive reasoning and
cunning logic to determine that this
water phi e reader wasn’t an e-reader at
all and was in fact a human tumor bring
on the obligatory arnie quote it’s not a
tumah teratoma at all originally
intended for the Royal Free Hospital in
London the package arrived at cottons
home undoubtedly a silly mistake by the
courier service huh that never happens
just throws the package this was a four
thousand dollar piece of electronics
luckily they swiftly fix the mistake and
part and receive the correct delivery
the following Monday we’re sure he was
relieved as the warm bubble bath and
aromatic candles he had prepared in
anticipation of his new ereader probably
didn’t pairs nicely with a tumor
specimen when I squeeze you you make
noise number one Korean pop goes the
world the North Koreans used American
POWs during their brainwashing spirits
brainwashing has lifted Kim Jong Un’s
family to God like levels as they try to
deny Western influences on their society
so when the sugary sweet sounds of kpop
come blaring over the border it
complicates things a low-tech response
to North Korea’s non-sanctioned nuclear
testing earlier this month South Korean
officials have installed a fleet of
loudspeakers along the border that
projects sound for two to six hours a
day depending on who has the aux cord
the broadcasts can consist of weather
reports world news something you don’t
get at North Korea discussions of
democracy and human rights and the ever
popular k-pop bang bang bang yeah that’s
not allowed in North Korea either
the hope is that the prolonged exposure
to this foreign media will have a
transformative effect on the North
Korean citizens loosening the state’s
influence on them feedback from North
Korea is minimal however there seems to
be a call for more cowbell so what other
countries could use a blast of kpop
wait okay before if you want to suggest
a story or get some insider info on
watchmojo get involved by following us
at the dispatch WM and for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories and top
10 lists published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
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