Waste of a Marketing Degree

yeah I know you’re a nonprofit
organization I read that under the thing
I’m not an idiot
if I hear donated ad space donated
another time today I swear to god no a
vulture no I’m not that thank you for
asking though yeah well you have a nice
day needy children of America hey guys
this is sell wheat or not okay
hi may I please speak to the advertising
department please this is Steve from the
Sunday store he’s expecting my call
yeah Steve the Shawn understand whatever
he’s more familiar with yeah that’s us
me Sam is short for us
Samantha hi there are you interested in
advertising of the nation’s most read
newspaper with those children really
need is to tell their story through some
good and quality marketing we have a
reader population of listen I know their
core but they can’t expect a handout all
the time
hi mom I’m sick of hearing of Eddie and
his law firm doctor of law your
marketing American Federation all right
there this is Steve from the Sun grape
store our rates start at I know your
nonprofit no I can’t offer you donated
that space is that what you’re gonna ask
I can’t do
they’re listening are you having trouble
reading the words that I’m speaking to
you we’re a newspaper profitable but
important to offer people that know how
to read you’re begging is making you
illiterate I’ll talk to your wife real
original you just spoke to the guy I
talked to earlier Steve get home
hi is this gentle pace soup kitchen yeah
the same guy from one day still not
interested I see can I just ask you a
question what are you serving for lunch
today
Oh with the bread crumbs until when no
thanks I’ll show them a Fulcher shut up
Steve