Trump’s flunk Isis bouncy castles and
vagina pods a music is life just because
you don’t need to know about these
stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest
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number three Trump’s geography flunk I’m
doing well in Iowa I’m doing well all
over the place actually I know the two
years leading up to the American
presidential elections is a grind
Americans and even us non Americans are
constantly bombarded by polls colorful
commentary and oftentimes boring debates
but at least this year for better or
worse we have the Donald debuted his
first presidential campaign TV ad this
week and he’ll stop illegal immigration
by building a wall on our southern
border that Mexico will pay for within
it Trump shows a great clip illustrating
just how many people he can stop at the
us-mexican border with his Great Wall of
Trump problem is it’s not the US and
Mexican border sorry Donny the clip
actually shows sub-saharan Africans
trying to cross the moroccan border into
the spanish enclave of malia in northern
Africa I think it would be fair to say
you’re fired to his video team but let’s
be honest it’s not the first time he’s
done this he’s been fooling us all with
his hairline for ages I don’t wear it to
pay it’s my hair I swear number two Isis
and bouncy castles we want Islamic law
on earth we answer to no one Isis
militants could be local extremists
former members of al-qaeda or immigrants
converted to the ISIS cause apparently
according to their latest propaganda /
execution video former bouncy castle
salesmen are suitable candidates as well
how strange it is that a leader of a
small island threatens us with a handful
of planes it has been speculated by UK
security officials that the masked man
in the video was Siddharth Adar
originally a Hindu man from East London
who converted to Islam and fled to Syria
in 2014 now using the name Abu room asa
the suspect is a father of four who had
been arrested on suspicion of
encouraging terrorism and extremism
previous to this he ran a business in
London renting bouncy castles for
children’s parties he’s also the guy who
wrote a lonely planet style guide of
Isis boasting about the quality of
coffee and chocolate available to the
soldiers Snickers KitKat bounty Twix yes
yes we have it all I wonder if he’s
added to that guy that they’re now
enjoying the plush amenities of a rubber
castle inflated to optimal size
bouncy thing to do number one iPods for
the unborn I knew it was gonna be a
great day today I heard our song on the
radio this morning we gonna saw a lot of
couples will tell you this is our song
yeah well thanks the Spanish company
baby pod babies can now have their song
too after the 16th week of pregnancy the
small pink device can be inserted into
the vagina and plays music via an app
actually it was the first I mean the
first time I experienced something like
that it was really amazing unlike
several speakers on the market that
simply latch onto the stomach the baby
pod provides clear sound that is quote
slowly possible via the vagina but does
it actually work ultrasound scans from
users have shown babies melting a
response to the music really there’s
plenty of research on the topic though
that suggests babies at five months old
can develop an ear for classical music
and after nine months can distinguish
between happy and sad songs why not try
it I mean it’s easy for us guys to say
that but you may have the next show pen
or Scarlatti in your belly or if
anything you can have a ton of fun
rickrolling your kid into existence
so are you gonna hook your baby up with
some beats you know this is an area that
I’m unfamiliar with if you want to
suggest a story or get some insider info
on watchmojo get involved by following
us at the dispatch WM and for your
weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories
and top 10 lists published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
think he’s somebody that doesn’t want to
vagina pods a music is life just because
you don’t need to know about these
stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest
you welcome to watchmojo.com and this is
the dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest stories
this week we’re looking at Trump Isis
and mp3 players for vaginas but join
number three Trump’s geography flunk I’m
doing well in Iowa I’m doing well all
over the place actually I know the two
years leading up to the American
presidential elections is a grind
Americans and even us non Americans are
constantly bombarded by polls colorful
commentary and oftentimes boring debates
but at least this year for better or
worse we have the Donald debuted his
first presidential campaign TV ad this
week and he’ll stop illegal immigration
by building a wall on our southern
border that Mexico will pay for within
it Trump shows a great clip illustrating
just how many people he can stop at the
us-mexican border with his Great Wall of
Trump problem is it’s not the US and
Mexican border sorry Donny the clip
actually shows sub-saharan Africans
trying to cross the moroccan border into
the spanish enclave of malia in northern
Africa I think it would be fair to say
you’re fired to his video team but let’s
be honest it’s not the first time he’s
done this he’s been fooling us all with
his hairline for ages I don’t wear it to
pay it’s my hair I swear number two Isis
and bouncy castles we want Islamic law
on earth we answer to no one Isis
militants could be local extremists
former members of al-qaeda or immigrants
converted to the ISIS cause apparently
according to their latest propaganda /
execution video former bouncy castle
salesmen are suitable candidates as well
how strange it is that a leader of a
small island threatens us with a handful
of planes it has been speculated by UK
security officials that the masked man
in the video was Siddharth Adar
originally a Hindu man from East London
who converted to Islam and fled to Syria
in 2014 now using the name Abu room asa
the suspect is a father of four who had
been arrested on suspicion of
encouraging terrorism and extremism
previous to this he ran a business in
London renting bouncy castles for
children’s parties he’s also the guy who
wrote a lonely planet style guide of
Isis boasting about the quality of
coffee and chocolate available to the
soldiers Snickers KitKat bounty Twix yes
yes we have it all I wonder if he’s
added to that guy that they’re now
enjoying the plush amenities of a rubber
castle inflated to optimal size
bouncy thing to do number one iPods for
the unborn I knew it was gonna be a
great day today I heard our song on the
radio this morning we gonna saw a lot of
couples will tell you this is our song
yeah well thanks the Spanish company
baby pod babies can now have their song
too after the 16th week of pregnancy the
small pink device can be inserted into
the vagina and plays music via an app
actually it was the first I mean the
first time I experienced something like
that it was really amazing unlike
several speakers on the market that
simply latch onto the stomach the baby
pod provides clear sound that is quote
slowly possible via the vagina but does
it actually work ultrasound scans from
users have shown babies melting a
response to the music really there’s
plenty of research on the topic though
that suggests babies at five months old
can develop an ear for classical music
and after nine months can distinguish
between happy and sad songs why not try
it I mean it’s easy for us guys to say
that but you may have the next show pen
or Scarlatti in your belly or if
anything you can have a ton of fun
rickrolling your kid into existence
so are you gonna hook your baby up with
some beats you know this is an area that
I’m unfamiliar with if you want to
suggest a story or get some insider info
on watchmojo get involved by following
us at the dispatch WM and for your
weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories
and top 10 lists published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
think he’s somebody that doesn’t want to
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