sir soaky’s we got a woman decima Oh
tell mommy market the world’s pretty
cool just because you don’t need to know
about it doesn’t mean it won’t interest
you and then the tips are exploding
because of art design welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we give you three cool funny or
weird news stories from the previous
week of human existence oh great number
three drinking gives you an Australian
accent drink well not really but
according to Dean Frankel a lecturer at
Victoria University in Melbourne
Australia the Australian accent is the
result of the early settlers hittin the
sauce on the daily Frankel says quote
our forefathers regularly got drunk
together and through their frequent
interactions unknowingly added an
alcoholic slur to our national speech
patterns end quote and apparently
Australians have continued to teach
their children how to speak with this
inebriated accent for the past two
centuries and a famous tyke Frankel
continues claiming that the accent is
similar to that of an intoxicated
individual so you’re drunk as vowels are
lazily transform just two other vowel
sounds like a Stewie’s eyes to boys
fashion art and the dropping of
consonants where’s the car where’s the
car I’m really sorry about that accent
but hey despite all of that we hear
watchmojo still put the Australian
accent in our top 10 sexiest accents
list we’ll have to bunk up together I
magery number two my blood flows blue
baby did this one survived this chip
yeah we’re trying to see why are we
getting very low power you mark my words
we’re giving robots and computers way
too many true-to-life components the
ability to walk fine to understand
speech cool some can even understand
emotion Dogg Samuel you get this map and
now the mad scientist / engineers at IBM
research in Zurich are developing 5d
electronic blood for computing systems
essentially this blue liquid will be
used to cool down computers and deliver
power to vertically
stacked electronics we’re talking CPUs
stacked 3d chips etc the goal is to give
electronics the same amount of computing
efficiency as you would find in the
brains of mammals like us humans this is
slightly disconcerting if you ask me
considering that a survey by Altman will
showed that forty-seven percent of
lawyers would like to see paralegals and
first-year associates replaced by an IBM
Watson desk robot within the next five
to ten years treason against the human
race the robot apocalypse cometh I tell
you number one odessa’s intergalactic
obsession what if we do this we do
commander you know media for from the
robot apocalypse to assist taking us
first steps to intergalactic domination
impossible the Sith have been extinct
for a millennium I do not believe the
Sith could have returned without us
knowing besides the obvious answer of
because it’s awesome can anyone tell me
what the deal is with the ukrainian city
of Odessa and Star Wars
the infamous internet party or pirate
party depending on who you ask is at it
again after putting forward Darth Vader
as a candidate for Prime Minister in
2014 and failing by the way chalk up a
point for the Sith once mama shit will
rule the galaxy as Emperor Palpatine /
Darth Sidious / Ukrainian man Palpatine
Dmitri was elected to City Council
apparently mayoral candidate Sasha
borowiec didn’t approve saying to the
voters quote what is wrong with you
people I bet I can guess what
Palpatine’s retort was no food skill to
no match for the power of a dark side oh
that’s just classic Palpatine and Pete
the price for no lack of vision so what
do you think well robots live amongst
our society in the next decade why do
you give them faces friendly them all up
and look on human for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories and top
10 list published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com no no no New
Zealanders they don’t others shrimp on
the barbie right around in your
kangaroos all day I Australians
you
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tell mommy market the world’s pretty
cool just because you don’t need to know
about it doesn’t mean it won’t interest
you and then the tips are exploding
because of art design welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we give you three cool funny or
weird news stories from the previous
week of human existence oh great number
three drinking gives you an Australian
accent drink well not really but
according to Dean Frankel a lecturer at
Victoria University in Melbourne
Australia the Australian accent is the
result of the early settlers hittin the
sauce on the daily Frankel says quote
our forefathers regularly got drunk
together and through their frequent
interactions unknowingly added an
alcoholic slur to our national speech
patterns end quote and apparently
Australians have continued to teach
their children how to speak with this
inebriated accent for the past two
centuries and a famous tyke Frankel
continues claiming that the accent is
similar to that of an intoxicated
individual so you’re drunk as vowels are
lazily transform just two other vowel
sounds like a Stewie’s eyes to boys
fashion art and the dropping of
consonants where’s the car where’s the
car I’m really sorry about that accent
but hey despite all of that we hear
watchmojo still put the Australian
accent in our top 10 sexiest accents
list we’ll have to bunk up together I
magery number two my blood flows blue
baby did this one survived this chip
yeah we’re trying to see why are we
getting very low power you mark my words
we’re giving robots and computers way
too many true-to-life components the
ability to walk fine to understand
speech cool some can even understand
emotion Dogg Samuel you get this map and
now the mad scientist / engineers at IBM
research in Zurich are developing 5d
electronic blood for computing systems
essentially this blue liquid will be
used to cool down computers and deliver
power to vertically
stacked electronics we’re talking CPUs
stacked 3d chips etc the goal is to give
electronics the same amount of computing
efficiency as you would find in the
brains of mammals like us humans this is
slightly disconcerting if you ask me
considering that a survey by Altman will
showed that forty-seven percent of
lawyers would like to see paralegals and
first-year associates replaced by an IBM
Watson desk robot within the next five
to ten years treason against the human
race the robot apocalypse cometh I tell
you number one odessa’s intergalactic
obsession what if we do this we do
commander you know media for from the
robot apocalypse to assist taking us
first steps to intergalactic domination
impossible the Sith have been extinct
for a millennium I do not believe the
Sith could have returned without us
knowing besides the obvious answer of
because it’s awesome can anyone tell me
what the deal is with the ukrainian city
of Odessa and Star Wars
the infamous internet party or pirate
party depending on who you ask is at it
again after putting forward Darth Vader
as a candidate for Prime Minister in
2014 and failing by the way chalk up a
point for the Sith once mama shit will
rule the galaxy as Emperor Palpatine /
Darth Sidious / Ukrainian man Palpatine
Dmitri was elected to City Council
apparently mayoral candidate Sasha
borowiec didn’t approve saying to the
voters quote what is wrong with you
people I bet I can guess what
Palpatine’s retort was no food skill to
no match for the power of a dark side oh
that’s just classic Palpatine and Pete
the price for no lack of vision so what
do you think well robots live amongst
our society in the next decade why do
you give them faces friendly them all up
and look on human for your weekly
dispatch of offbeat news stories and top
10 list published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com no no no New
Zealanders they don’t others shrimp on
the barbie right around in your
kangaroos all day I Australians
you
[Music]
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